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Funny sentences suitable for staying up late in 2022 (6 1 sentence)
I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.
3, self-reliance flag: it is said that staying up late is a dog. Since then, people's lives have become more and more difficult.
I didn't want to stay up. Staying up late will get old, but you like staying up late. I want to be with you.
I stayed up late, I felt distressed, I cried, I was tired, I missed you, only I knew.
6. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to use your class to make up for our sleep.
7. Do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?
8. I wish someone would urge me to sleep at school and stay up with me during the holidays.
I sincerely advise you not to stay up late. I have a friend who stayed up all night because of staying up late.
10, I want to say something, but I can neither persuade you to sleep nor stay up with you.
1 1, the desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.
12, I tell myself every night that I will die if I stay up late, but it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.
13, people who like you don't accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed early and stay up late less.
14, you are so strange. Smoking is bad for you, you like it, wine is bad for you, you like it, staying up late is bad for you, you like it, I am good for you, and you don't like it.
Actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.
16, staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can't get old.
17. Actually, I don't want to stay up late. Staying up late will get old, but you like staying up late. I want to be with you.
18, girls who stay up late probably need someone to directly carry her to bed and order her to sleep.
19 actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.
20. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.
Everyone knows that' 2 1, don't stay up late, it's bad for your health', but for people who are really used to staying up late, it's difficult to fall asleep before a certain time.
22. Actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.
The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.
I know I will doze off in class tomorrow, but I will surf the Internet all night without hesitation.
25, staying up late, just overdrawing the rest of my life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!
26. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.
27. I heard that staying up late is three years old. After this year, I will be nine years old.
I haven't stayed up for a long time, and I can't stand the emptiness.
29. Every girl who likes to stay up late has a person who has nothing to say.
30. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, with such heavy dark circles and poor skin.
3 1, we always tell others not to stay up late, which is bad for our health, but we forget that we sleep late every night.
I gradually got into the habit of staying up late, but unfortunately no one came to tell me that staying up late is not good for my health.
33. Staying up until the early hours of the morning, I suddenly want to shout out of the window and let my unfinished dreams take me soaring.
I'm the kind of person who stays up late even if no one is with me.
35. Don't stay up late because you are ugly, which is bad for your mobile phone.
You have a bad stomach, so you should eat on time, don't stay up late often, it's bad for your health, and pay attention to your health.
37. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late, and you in the distance.
Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.
39, even staying up late is a person, go to bed early, you have no one to say good night, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.
40, stay up late, don't have the courage to end this day; Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.
Everyone knows that' 4 1, don't stay up late, it's bad for your health', but for people who are really used to staying up late, it's difficult to fall asleep before a certain time.
42. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.
43. A person stays up late, thinking that a person can instantly replace old love and new love.
44. I don't like staying up late either. I just want someone I like to tell me to go to bed early and have a good sleep.
45. I found that staying up late passed quickly. I went to see a doctor yesterday. The doctor said it would be two years before you can go into the coffin.
46. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, I miss you ... only I know.
47. Not everyone likes to stay up late, just concentrate on things, but they always come unconsciously at night. Author: Zeng Source: Wuhan, Hubei
48. Did you tell others not to stay up late, but you went to bed very late?
49. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you sleep late, you will order a midnight snack to make up for it.
50. Don't stay up because you are ugly, and don't stay up because you are beautiful.
Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.
I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.
53, staying up late, have no courage to end this day; Lying in bed, I don't have the courage to start the day.
54. Some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.
55. It's not that I love staying up late, but that I need my bright stars in the dark.
56. I plan to stay up late to finish my homework on the first day of school [the problem is that I have to recite so much on the first day!
57. People who are used to telling others that staying up late is not good always ignore the fact that they often stay up late.
58. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.
59. The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers. May everyone who stays up late to study or work be treated gently.
60. We always tell others not to stay up late. Staying up late is bad for our health, but we forget that we sleep late every night.
6 1, don't say I can't do anything. I am a good mobile phone player at night. In order to find out the reason of insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia again today.
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