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Folk story: two brothers sell sweet farts

Once upon a time, there was a rich man who thought fart was a strange thing He just heard it, but he never gave up. So the rich man was curious to see what this fart looked like. He is embarrassed to ask others for fear that others will laugh at him. So he thinks about this strange thing about fart every day.

There is a family living near that rich man. There are two brothers in this family. After his parents died, the eldest brother divided the property, gave only a little beans to his younger brother, and then kicked him out of the house.

Little brother only fries a little beans every day. If he eats too many beans, he always farts, but when he smells his own fart, he thinks such a strange thing may make money.

"Sell sweet fart!" Little brother walked down the street and shouted, "Sell incense fart!" "

"What fart is sweet in the world?" People in the street talked about it and said with a smile, "Never heard of it?"

"Don't believe it! The younger brother said, "You only need to spend two silver to smell it." . "If the fart doesn't smell good, I'll pay you twice as much."

Someone really paid for a novel flavor, hey! It smells really good, so little brother made a lot of money.

When the rich man heard such a strange thing, he ran to find his little brother, but he was embarrassed to say that he would let his little brother fart and smell it.

"Little brother," said the rich man, "sell me your beans."

"But," said the little brother, "how can I live after I sell the beans to you?"

"Don't worry!" The rich man said, "I will give you a lot of money so that you will not worry about food and clothing in the future."

So the little brother sold the beans to the rich man, who fried them every day. He wants to see what a fart looks like.

That day, he was walking on a small bridge. He thought, why don't you fart after eating so many beans? Suddenly, poof, he farted. He was ecstatic when he heard the noise.

So he immediately turned back, what is this fart; But he saw nothing, so he began to look around; He looked for it for a while, but he still couldn't find it. He suspects that this fart must have fallen into the river, but he can't swim.

So he called three people and told them that his things had fallen into the river, and whoever found them would give him twenty taels of silver; The three men scrambled to jump into the river to find it.

After a while, three people emerged from the water and no one found them; But he insisted that the three men watch for a while, and the three men plunged their heads into the water again. After a while, the three men surfaced again.

Then he asked, "Did you find it?"

The three men replied angrily, "What do you want?"

The rich man said, "That fart is mine. Come back soon. "

The rich man's words made the three men as confused as monks. Only later did they know what was going on, and everyone laughed.

The rich are also embarrassed to ask their younger brothers to pay back the money. My little brother lives a happy life. His brother heard that he was so lucky, so he fried beans every day.

My brother started farting, too. He just started to smell his own fart, so he also went to the streets to sell it.

"Sell sweet fart!" My brother also shouted in the street like a little brother: "sell incense!" " "

At this time, a new county magistrate came to the street. The magistrate was curious and asked him to fart.

My brother happily ran to the county magistrate to fart. When he heard it, it stinked and made the county magistrate faint, so the county magistrate arrested him and beat him fifty times without killing him.

The county magistrate began to worry that he had killed someone, fearing that people would be dissatisfied with him and say that he abused private rights. Who knows, he heard people say, "Those who seize property and drive out their brothers should die."

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