Give a few jokes about hooligans

1. A friend of mine is an intern in China Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can you get me a mobile card?" Then the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " " ?

2. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweating.

3. In the past, the geography teacher was a man, especially violent. Whoever talks and is distracted is punched, but he didn't hit the girl. A new girl doesn't know equality between men and women. Once, she stole a cartoon in class and was found by the geography teacher. She came to her without warning. The girl turned pale with fear and shouted: indecent assault. Our geography teacher waterfall Khan.

My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

Last time I was abroad, I saw a handsome guy selling cakes in the street. When my friends and I bought it, they all said that he looked like Elvis Presley. When he heard us talking about him, he asked us what to say. I thought for a long time: "kingofmiaomiao."

Extended data

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh.

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

On June 7th, 2008, Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.

Source: Baidu Encyclopedia: Jokes