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Damn it, classical Chinese answer

1. damn it, the answer in classical Chinese

those who go to drink at night will be covered by heavy rain. See a person standing under the eaves, that is, cast an umbrella to walk with him. For a long time, silence is also a ghost. With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more fearful, and it will tend to be squeezed under the bridge. Those who cook cakes get up in the morning and rush into their doors to tell them of ghosts. After a while, I saw a man again, wet all over, stumbling, calling for ghosts and starting a business. They were startled at each other and laughed.

His translation is:

A man came home late at night after a banquet, just in time for the heavy rain, so he put up an umbrella to keep out the rain. Seeing a man under the dripping eaves beside the road, the man ran over, got under his umbrella and walked with him.

after walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. He suspected it was a ghost, so he tried it with his foot, but he happened to miss it, and he was even more afraid, so he forced the man off the bridge and ran away.

It was the time when the cake maker got up early in the morning. He hurried to the door of the pastry shop and told people that he had met a ghost. A little later, I saw another man, covered in rain, stumbling and screaming about ghosts, and also ran to the cake-making house. The two men looked at each other, dumbfounded, and then burst out laughing.

This article tells the story of two people who made a joke by suspecting each other that it was a ghost on a rainy night. Tell people not to be suspicious in everything they do. There are no ghosts in the world. They should believe in science and oppose superstition. 2. The original text of the ancient Chinese poem "The deuce"

The original text is as follows:

Those who go to have a drink at night will be covered by heavy rain. See a person standing under the eaves, that is, cast an umbrella to walk with him. For a long time, if you don't speak, you will be suspected of being a ghost. With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more fearful, and it will tend to be squeezed under the bridge. Those who cook cakes get up in the morning and rush into their doors to tell them of ghosts. A moment later, I saw a man again, wet all over, stumbling, howling for ghosts, and also throwing himself into his home. They were startled at each other and laughed.

Translation:

A man came home late at night after a dinner party, and was caught in the heavy rain, so he put up an umbrella to protect himself from the rain. Seeing a man standing under the dripping eaves of a roadside house, the man ran over, got under his umbrella and walked with himself.

after walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. He suspected it was a ghost, so he tried it with his foot, but he happened to miss it, and he was even more afraid, so he forced the man off the bridge and ran away.

it's time for the cake maker to get up early in the morning. He hurried to the door of the pastry shop and told everyone that he had met a ghost. A little later, I saw another man, wet all over, stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and running into the cake maker's house. Two people look at each other, dumbfounded, then unknowingly burst out laughing.

Extended information

The deuce is from An Overview of Ancient and Modern Tan.

The Ancient and Modern Tan Jue is based on the official history of the past dynasties, including various unofficial histories and notes. It is divided into 36 categories, one volume and one category, and most of them are true stories. After Feng Menglong compiled and commented, they formed a ridiculous comic corridor. Li Yu prefaced the book, saying that "telling without doing is still ancient history".

Liang Shouzhong wrote in "The Origin of the Three Test Questions of Xin Wei's Top Scholar" that "the three test questions that were difficult for Huang Rong by the fourth scholar (Xin Wei's Top Scholar) came from the ancient and modern laughter written by Feng Menglong, a Ming Dynasty scholar". The earliest extant is the 36-volume edition carved by Ye Kunchi in Changmen, Suzhou in Ming Dynasty.

this novel is concise, vivid and humorous, but it has far-reaching significance. Since it didn't arouse any response after its publication, it was reprinted in the spring of Wanli Gengshen (AD 162), renamed Ancient and Modern Laughter, and added the title of Ancient and Modern Laughter by the fifth person of the Rhyme Society who wrote about Xiao Lin's Bi Hong and Feng's self-narration, which was written by Wu Xia's ci slaves and the history of the former Zhou Zhu.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Damn it 3. What's the answer to the damn classical Chinese

Feng Menglong? "Ancient and Modern Tan Ci" the deuce (116)? Those who go to drink at night with ghosts are worth the heavy rain and cover themselves up.

when you see a person climbing under the eaves, you will walk with him under the umbrella. For a long time, if you don't speak, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more fearful, and it will tend to be squeezed under the bridge.

The person who cooks cakes gets up in the morning and rushes into his door to tell him that he has met a ghost. A moment later, I saw a man again, wet all over, stumbling, shouting "ghosts" and voting for his home.

they looked at each other in astonishment and couldn't help laughing. There was a man who went out to drink and came back at night. He caught up with the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella.

At this moment, a man was standing under the eaves, saw him holding an umbrella and ran to walk with him. After walking for a long time, the man didn't talk. The umbrella holder suspected that the man was a ghost, so he kicked him. When he missed it, he was even more afraid and thought it was a ghost.

When you come to a bridge, the umbrella bearer pushes the man under the bridge and then walks forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with the family to make breakfast, and rushed to his house, saying that I had met a ghost.

Not long after, I saw a man with water all over stumbling, shouting "Ghosts" and also defected to this house. The two men were surprised when they met, and they all understood, so they both laughed. 4. the meaning of ancient Chinese

what does "the devil" mean? Modern dictionaries explain that things are bizarre and incomprehensible.

In the history of grave robbery in China, there are many such phenomena of "the deuce", which are still spreading wonderfully. The first "damn it" is that after the Changling of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang was dug up by the Red Eyebrow Army (named after the eyebrows were painted red), Lv Zhi, the queen in a different cave in the same tomb, was so beautiful that she was raped by soldiers.

Some people suspect that this is unreasonable, and the body is still "lifelike" after 2 years, which is incomprehensible; Rape of a corpse is even stranger. Lv Zhi, Liu Bang's original wife before he made his fortune (see the article "Being both emperors in cloth, the life difference between Liu Bang and Zhu Yuanzhang is great"), died in 18 BC, 15 years later than Liu Bang.

In Tianfeng, the fifth year of Wang Mang's reign (AD 18), the Red Eyebrow Army started an uprising in Ju (now Juxian County, Shandong Province, and the stone carving of men and women embracing each other in Han Dynasty was mentioned in the "Freedom of Intercourse in Early Valentine's Day in China"). The leader was Fan Chong, a native of Langya, and based around Mount Tai, he fought against the usurped Wang Mang regime. After that, it grew rapidly, claiming to have 1 thousand people, so it went west to Guanzhong and captured Chang 'an.

The year when the Red Eyebrow Army killed Emperor Liu Xuan at the end of the Western Han Dynasty was AD 25. Based on this time, it was as long as 25 years when the tomb was excavated, and the body did not rot for such a long time? Besides, Lv Zhi was born in 241 BC and was 61 years old when she died. She should be a wrinkled old woman. History shows that when Lv Zhi was in his thirties and forties, he could not attract Liu Bang, and Mrs. Qi was spoiled.

She was unattractive before her death, and she was an ugly woman. How can she be charming after her death? Nonsense. If a soldier is interested in such an old woman's body, it would be "damn it"! However, the humiliation of Lv Zhi's body is indeed recorded in history, and Lv Zhi was not the only one who raped him.

The Biography of Liu Xuanzi in the Later Han Dynasty records that after the Red Eyebrow Army entered Guanzhong and captured Chang 'an, it burned the palace and took the mausoleum of the Western Han Emperor as the object of venting. The Red Eyebrow Army rushed to the vicinity of Xianyang, Shaanxi Province today, braving the wind and snow. "Excavating the tombs and taking their treasures, they insulted Lv Hou's corpse.

Every thief who has a jade box is dead, so his red eyebrows are obscene. " Besides, the Red Eyebrow Army is fighting against the Liu family, and the possibility of revenge and humiliation is objective.

However, some people still question the reliability of the records in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty. The author, Fan Ye, was born in the Southern Song Dynasty (42-479 AD) and has been writing books for more than 4 years.

Picture: Exterior view of the Changling Mausoleum of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang. In Qin and Han Dynasties, there are usually huge mounds of earth, which are called "Mountain Mausoleums". Is Lv Zhi's body "lifelike" after 2 years? Has it been raped? Because of the long time, it is impossible to have the current audio and video equipment, which has become a fascinating mystery in the history of grave robbery in China.

But not solving the mystery doesn't mean that the phenomenon of "the deuce" doesn't exist. Although there are doubts about the rape of Lv Zhi's body, according to contemporary archaeological findings, it can be proved that it is not impossible for the body to be well preserved for a long time after death and burial, and it will not rot for hundreds of years. Under special circumstances, it will even "not rot for a thousand years", such as the Egyptian "mummy".

In the 197s, a "damn thing" happened that was amazed by many people. Archaeologists in New China were surprised to find that Xin Zhui, the hostess of the Western Han Dynasty who lived with Lv Zhi, was 2 years ago. When unearthed, the 51-year-old "old lady" was still moist and fresh, with complete skin coverage, hair, clear fingers and toes and elastic muscles, just like when she was buried.

Later, based on modern simulation technology and the structure of her bones, she was depicted at the age of 5, 3, 18 and 6, which is really a wonder of ancient and modern times. In fact, whether it's excavation or archaeology, the phenomenon of "the devil" is not a case. It's not uncommon for a corpse to remain intact after hundreds of years. I have interviewed many archaeological workers, and they have often encountered the phenomenon of "the devil".

another "damn" phenomenon in folklore-faking a corpse (false resurrection) is a strange phenomenon that appears after the corpse is well preserved. Liu Qu, the most abnormal grave robber in the history of China (see "Twelve Grave Robbers in the History of China" above), encountered such a "damn" miracle, which scared him half to death.

When Liu Qu stole the tomb of Prince Wei Qiqu, he found that Wei's grave was very shallow and narrow, without a coffin, but it had a stone bed six feet wide and a stone screen ten feet long. It is known that it is mica under the bed, and there are two corpses on the bed, a man and a woman, both of whom are about twenty. They all lie naked, with no clothes and no quilt, but their skin color is like a stranger, with teeth on their temples, and they are not strangers.

The king is afraid, dare not invade, and still cling to it as before. " The general meaning of this record is that Liu Qu saw two * * * men and women after digging the grave. Just like the living, he felt very scared and dared not dig again. He hurried out, hid the stolen hole and restored the tomb to its original state.

Liu Qu also met with "the deuce" when he robbed the tomb of Duke You of Jin. Jin Yougong's grave is tall and majestic. When Liu Qu dug the grave, he found that the upper layer was full of chalk soil. "Except for more than ten feet deep, he found a foot thick mica. After clearing it, he found more than one hundred bodies, lying side by side, all of which were not rotten.

There is only one man, and all the others are women, sitting or lying down, and standing, with all kinds of clothes and strangers. " Archaeologists of later generations concluded that more than 1 women were buried with their lives.

This unexpected discovery provides a proof for the ancient system of life and death. The above-mentioned records about Liu Qu's grave robbery can be found in Taiping Guangji, which was compiled by twelve people, including Li Yun, Xu Xuan and Wu Shu, at the behest of Zhao Guangyi, Song Taizong, in the early Song Dynasty in China, and was a miscellaneous work focusing on the biographies and ghost novels of unofficial history in ancient China.

This proves that Liu Qu's encounter with grave robbery has been around for a long time. Cao Cao, the first professional grave robber in ancient China (see "Twelve Grave Robbers in the History of China" above), set up "Faqiu corps commander" and "Mojin a captain" to specialize in grave robbery.

After stealing a lot of treasures from Liu Wu's mausoleum in Liang Xiaowang, Han Dynasty, he also did a bad thing-"naked corpse" of Liu Wu, which became a major crime of Yuan Shao's crusade against him: "Cao Shuai and his officials personally dug up, broke the coffin and naked corpse, and snatched the treasure." As can be seen from this sentence, Liu Wu's body didn't rot after Cao Cao's men dug up the tomb of Liu Wu, otherwise Chen Lin, a great genius, wouldn't have used "broken coffin and naked body" to express one of Cao Cao's major crimes when drafting his campaign.

the most "damn" thing.