Quotations of 100 thousand lines of cold jokes

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1 Snow White, this is my own business. You have no reason to risk it.

If you can only be my memory, please at least let me remember the perfect you.

King, what are you surprised at? Can't you see that his painting style is completely different from ours?

4 Tucao still has values. You think it's worth fighting for You think you are Saiyan!

The total energy value of your last three outbursts has reached an amazing 100!

I am Li's beauty, and my wife's beauty is beauty. How can you give birth to such a reckless Shan Ye?

Although parents are a little cute, they are full of masculinity! Son! Han! Yo!

In fact, after I was born, I have another chance to redefine my image.

Your father and I are free-range on the grassland. When I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers. Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji.

10 The girl is in a good mood. She is a real beauty. Let's do something happy with Xiao Wang.

One hundred thousand lines of jokes and funny quotations

1 Isn't it Shang Dynasty now? Please respect the background of the times.

You really think this is a dragon ball! Are you from Vegeta?

My hyperelastic vacuum is broken! No children, no daughters!

How many times have I been told to call me your majesty? Yes, your majesty.

Sprinkle salt on your sister. Your sister. Sister. Ah, salt is very expensive!

6,255 is not much better. The hand-cranked calculator is better than this!

I haven't put the pieces away yet. What's wrong with this move of Go?

Ok, please ask your neighbor vomit man to help us!

Shut up, I came before I was born, and I will pick up the children on the white side empty-handed!

10 Although the parents are cute, they are full of masculinity.

Dad, this new photo is really refreshing! ..... clear your sister!

12 honey, you have been pregnant for three years, and you have finally been born. Luckily, honey.

13 If this is the horse's wish, I'll help you realize it.

14 The eldest son's name is Jin Bai, the second son is Bai Mu and the third son is Li Goudan!

15 hoo, that was close. If you are not hugged by that bear, you will die or get hurt.

/Mrs kloc-0/6, is it a men's ball or a women's ball? ..... Why gave birth to a ball?

17 hey? This young lady looks good, so let's do something happy with Xiao Wang!

18 Dad is not a monster! Why face to face as soon as we meet?

19 you see, I told you that my refreshing fart was very effective, which made him wake up in a moment.

We obviously haven't said anything yet. Hey, we obviously haven't made a statement yet.

One hundred thousand classic jokes.

1 Alas, this is the third disciple. Nowadays, young people are really getting impatient.

It seems that you can't see the coffin, cry or die, but you can broaden your horizons by walking up a flight of stairs for 300 miles.

Perhaps, that flower will fall on cow dung, or this flower will bloom more brightly than other flowers.

Excavate: A monster who can't even put his hands together is not qualified to let me be 100% empty-handed!

Calm, calm, no matter how strong, there will be flaws. Just follow them quietly and seize the opportunity before shooting. ...

Six disciples are Lian and the second disciple is Linglongzi. When you think about it, your dharma number is Super Blade. ...

7 is a seed, which can slowly grow into a forest. No one knows what kind of flowers will grow in the forest.

8 bully your grandfather to get hemorrhoids, right! But look down on hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids?

Don't stop, honey. I see that you have been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be a monster in it!

10 fart! Where are you from? What the hell is bracket smile! Don't frame yourself

1 1 How about not being a hero? What about the gang? If it weren't for Shi Guangji, I wouldn't even have a chance to start again.

12 is nonsense. Even so, I have a beautiful Li and a beautiful wife. How can I give birth to a Shan Ye headstrong man like you?

13 Your father and I grew up on the grassland, thirsty to drink dew, hungry to eat grasshoppers. Poultry? Not all chickens are called time machines.

14 look at the face, yes, but what happened to the muscle under the face? I didn't choose the wrong mode when I was reborn.

15 this is a game of god horse cultivation, with avatar selection. Ya is still a sister, and I have never seen a sister like Schwarzenegger.

16 the raging fire of the fire baby and the turbulent waves of the water baby, the two forces together become water vapor.

17 when I use clairvoyance and clairvoyance at the same time, I can also see enemies thousands of miles away, and I can't see anything about snakes and demons at all!

18 wronged, my Lord! I'm just passing by. I don't know why my body suddenly lost control, so I ran to pick up Whiteblade empty-handed!

19 daddy, with all due respect, it's not a child's skill to pick up the blade with bare hands. It's daddy's setting that you pick up the blade with 100% bare hands!

Isn't it good to be 20? Even milk powder hun doesn't cost money. Now milk powder hun is not reliable, and it may still look like this after spending money.

2 1 What's your loss? Although it's already a tidbit, at least you showed your face. Some people, even if they appear in feature films, are the same as not appearing.

There is a lot of work, and there is no commission. I work overtime when people are on holiday, and my mortgage is not paid off. I buy insurance myself. Fortunately, I don't have to pay parking fees, because I can't afford a car at all!

Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell the truth ... I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong. I'm really sorry!

24 Vomiting men also come to hang the wood! Anything obscene is hanging on it! Why is the labor-management opinion so big! I'm from the Southeast Labor Branch.

Well, hahaha, Lao Tzu is the notorious scorpion essence! What's the matter? You're scared. Hey, there are subtitles already? Is the feature film over? Come late ...

No one knows which tree will grow tallest in the forest. Maybe this tree will cause lightning and fire, but for the whole forest … this may be a new beginning.

Since ancient times, there has been a legend that when seven fuluowa are collected and put into an alchemy furnace for refining, the dragon can be summoned. It's strange to be called out. You think it's a dragon ball!

What will you lose? Although it's already a tidbit, at least you showed your face. Some people, even if they appear in feature films, are the same as not appearing. Scorpion essence: You are.

At the age of 29, I went to the cinema to see Superman for the first time. Look, he saved a little boy from the waterfall. That's awesome! I've been waiting for the chance to be a hero ever since.

My name is Pinocchio, and I hate humans. They always laugh at my body, especially my nose. I grow a nose when I lie, so … I hate the old carpenter who made me!