Humorous jokes of BRICS countries

It's time to be tortured by the soul of the old people at home again. I don't think a year is terrible. After all, I don't think I am old enough to get married. I am so young and knowledgeable, but I have a horror that your family thinks you are old. You really want to go to a blind date arranged by your seven aunts. If you don't, you'll get old and disobedient. This year, it is a common practice for others to have a family reunion dinner. What about you? You may become a tearful exhortation meeting for the criticism of your family, but if you go, alas, you will feel that you are a guest in a well-made crew, and the most unbearable thing is to meet an old aunt who asks questions and comments. . . However, is the Year of the Rat my lucky day? I met a young lady on this blind date, and at first glance she looked very attractive. Long hair, warmth, vitality and so on are all my favorite types. And after meeting, she didn't ask much, so she smiled at me. It was really heartbreaking at that time, but she simply said that she was three years older than me. . . Ask me if I can accept it. I hesitated for a few seconds, and then suddenly found that I wanted to get married. Damn, actually, I started thinking about this problem, and then I broke the chain. I blurted out the phrase that mothers often say, "Women have three small moves." After that, I really felt too old-fashioned I must have left a bad impression on her after I finished. I can't wait to slap myself. However, Mix. . . Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

We haven't decided where to date. After all, on the first day we met, I took my little sisters shopping very intimately. Today, my brain is blank. My little sister offered to go to her favorite red maple forest. I started calling zebra "I want to go to Changle Forest Farm" without thinking.

Let's add gas first. Max, is the fuel consumption okay? But this time it's not downtown? I think I'm on my way. More oil. Let's go!

The forest farm is already this season, so there are no red maple, right? But look at the scenery, which is not bad, tall and straight, deep and charming. ....

Does it hurt when a girl grows up? Really? Miss Wang took the initiative to chat with me? To be honest, I forgot where to navigate next. Open my BOSE? The stereo will give the young lady an active live performance, which is estimated to add a lot of points. If you can't sing well, you need a good stereo to make up for it! Excellent, but not at night, or I'll turn on my 256-color ambient light. It's a pity, but I can make an appointment next time.

I said that the scenery outside my panoramic skylight is particularly good, and my little sister is so cute. It's really my dish, lively baby.

It is said that the contrast color in the photo looks better, but it really depends on the face value.

Although my car Max is known as a hard-core male car? But I think little sister is also a woman. It's okay. We are not afraid of steel.

I started climbing the mountain road. I usually take the main road instead of walking in the city. I don't take the highway very much, and I seldom come to this mountain road. So I still feel super good when I choose 400TGI. Gearbox shifting is also very flexible, overall stable, and power supply is also very fast. It feels good to walk on this bumpy mountain road today, but it feels a little bumpy, and the comfort of the back row is also affected, but it should not be a big problem.

Be creative. You have a smart kid.

Thanks to Max, a beautiful woman.

This tree is a factory at the foot of the mountain. Under construction? I can move bricks for my little sister. Haha? A sense of humor may also add points.

Hey hey hey? Hey hey hey? ......

Our intelligent navigation is excellent, and the route planning has never been to a scenic spot? I feel very suitable for taking pictures when I arrive.

Is this a tea garden?

These angles are particularly beautiful.

My little sister thinks my car is spacious and comfortable. That's right. With a long wheelbase of 2760mm, the body size is a little larger than that of a general compact SUV. This is what we tall boys in the north see. It looks very spacious. No matter where you do it, you should be able to stretch freely.

Oh, yes, it's a perfect day. "Zebra, I'm hungry" is going to eat delicious farm food right away.

My little sister said that she likes to be with her boyfriend. It's a place with few people and beautiful scenery ... Is it me?

The female school girl holds the golden brick, and this blind date feels reliable!