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A funny joke.
Tom was wandering in the street when he heard someone shouting behind him, "Who lost $65,438+000?"
Tom rushed over and said, "I lost it!" " "
The man who can't find the money asks, "What is your 100 dollar?"
Tom replied, "A whole one."
The money picker said, "But I found two 50-dollar bills!" " "
Tom was stunned and quickly explained, "I didn't expect this $65,438+000 to fall to the ground and break in half!" " "
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