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How to be a perfect woman
Tolerance to women is extraordinary tolerance, and everything is measured.
Slightly ashamed.
It is precisely the revelation of beauty that can arouse men's pity most.
Love jade's mentality
Her implicit language,
Affectionate eyes,
Smile,
Elegant manners,
A lovely face is always worth a thousand words. A tolerant woman knows what she needs after years of vicissitudes.
Know the way of the world and the meaning of life. With gratitude and forbearance, you will have peace of mind. Like a rich book
The more you read a book, the more interesting it becomes.
A soft-hearted woman has maternal kindness, care and kindness. The most touching thing is tenderness. She is not artificial, but used.
Delicate hands know cold and hot, light and heavy, understand men's minds, observe men's joys and sorrows, as long as she touches them gently.
Touch,
Give a man a proper comfort to his tired heart.
Women don't have to wear revealing clothes to show their sexiness.
But in order to build
Give people a charming atmosphere,
You exude your tenderness and charm from your bones.
Not to seduce a man's eyes with his face and body.
Ball, but with their own temperament and thoughts to seize the man's heart.
A clever woman must have a soul in addition to her beauty, otherwise she will become a vase. Women should be beautiful and wise. educated
High and low, good and bad, will give people a feeling of fullness:
Is gentle,
Still humble and patient;
Women don't talk like little girls anymore.
Proud, with kind breath, calm bearing, charming nobility, like a graceful poem, like a branch.
Fragrant jasmine, like a clear but endless lake, is full of wisdom and spirituality.
A reserved woman will not be too active or enthusiastic about men.
The implication is somewhat reserved.
There is a little strength in softness,
nor
Too cold and too proud to get close,
It is not casual to let people enter her heart easily.
Always give men unlimited reverie,
not dare to do sth
Feel free to touch it.
Too bold,
Too enthusiastic,
I feel more comfortable with boys than with girls.
Women can't get married without reservation.
Men like to be friends with unrestrained women, but they don't want to marry such women.
Sensible woman, small home with exquisite decoration, curtains, tablecloths, lace tassels, bright and clean windows, even without vases.
Flowers,
That vase must also be spotless.
Femininity is a kind of amorous feelings,
A rhythm from the inside out. Wear or wear?
Silk or brocade or silk cheongsam, beautiful bare calves, high bun and graceful, shocked all men.
When a mature woman puts on clothes,
Unlike those young girls who only know fashion and style,
Pay more attention to the texture of clothes,
do
Work, details, etc. Simple and generous style, wearing different clothes on different occasions, not many ornaments on the body, but decent everywhere, and
The clothes are seamless and consistent in style. Mature women don't wear heavy makeup or face the sky, but wear a little makeup to make themselves look.
Refreshing and pleasant.
Mature women are naturally rich in texture,
Have proud capital,
Coupled with the essence of washing and fire,
Its value will never diminish.
In her tough edge, there are wisps of fragrance as soft as ordinary people.
No matter how life is.
Sample polishing,
Such a woman will only get smarter and smarter.
Make it more pure,
The value is higher.
Its rich connotation is stored in stability,
A treasure worthy of respect.
For those who have helped you,
Sincere thanks,
Look him in the eye,
Let him feel your sincerity.
For a date you don't want to accept,
Sincerely decline, there is no need to rack one's brains to make excuses. Sincerely applaud your friends' achievements and take photos with anyone.
Everyone should be greeted with a sincere smile.
An interested woman,
Usually a happy woman,
At least a woman who can make happiness.
have fun
Some people are tolerant, reasonable and considerate. They read men's hearts with women's unique feelings, respect others and do not interfere with others.
Free space;
Respect the tastes and interests of others and use them to enliven the tense atmosphere.
Eliminate awkward misunderstandings. Regardless of hair
No matter what happens, we will have a long talk. Communicate with each other and never nag.
The perfect woman should be natural,
A natural woman,
Don't be reserved just to make people feel reserved.
Not to give people
The feeling of a lady.
Natural woman,
Don't try to impress people,
Always wandering around like that will make people forget.
Remember, because deliberate is false.
Pleasant to the eye, try to dress yourself up beautifully, cleanly, beautifully and fashionably. A harmonious answer is pleasant.
Pleasant colors. It is pleasing to the eye, and almost every woman can do it. There are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women. A woman,
If she is slack, relaxed and careless about her image, then her charm will be gone.
Exquisite,
You don't have to wear fancy clothes,
Jewelry or other props to shape,
But an attitude towards life. Exquisite woman
People are like a high-grade gem, sparkling, delicate and bright. Exquisite woman, beautiful, precious, noble, pay attention to quality.
Exquisite women know how to enjoy life and can bear wealth. Exquisite woman, excellent texture, toughness, elegance and openness.
Be flexible. Be independent and confident, finally be yourself, stick to principles and have clear goals.
"Not busy, life is a mess, but
Arrange work and family in order, love life and know how to enjoy life. Constantly cultivate yourself and cultivate some elegance.
My hobby not only enriches my life, but also enhances women's taste.
Women should be kind,
Kindness is when you see a beggar, don't give him money.
Not weakness, not concession,
But a harmless.
Quality. Kindness means not hurting others, not pestering, and knowing enough is enough. A kind woman knows how to stay for herself.
A back road, absolutely nothing.
Let's face it,
Know your own advantages,
The bad thing is,
Know what your strengths and weaknesses are,
I think these are all normal,
It is a kind of peace. A calm woman, neither supercilious nor supercilious, neither flattering nor oppressive, is not used, and is naturally at ease. A calm woman
People understand that things are impermanent,
Understand that change is beyond your control,
When you are sad, don't try to hide it.
Know enough when you are happy.
Enjoy, work hard but not whimsical, know how to enjoy, live soberly and be true.
Femininity is a kind of elegance,
Calm,
A leisurely pursuit of life and life.
It's gas emitted from the inside.
Quality, combining rigidity with softness, full of rising power, although the appearance is ordinary, there are treasures inside. Ordinary is not equal to mediocrity, an ordinary.
Women are forged,
The value produced by precipitation and accumulation is immeasurable.
More recognized and respected. Her beauty gives people.
A kind of attraction overlooking, honed by years.
Careful women, whether senior white-collar workers or housewives, should be gentle, kind, virtuous, meticulous and considerate.
A woman's prudence means consideration and understanding. When the man came home, the woman took a look at the man and went forward to be caring and attentive.
People's troubles have vanished, and the so-called fame and fortune and worldly wisdom have also been melted by the careful care of women; If a woman is cautious, she will be fine.
When it comes to housekeeping, men don't have to worry about daily necessities. Women will take care of their homes smoothly and create a warm and pleasant home.
Men should thank women, because most of the nests of love are built by women.
In Mao Mao, careful women are no longer impatient.
Wind and fire,
work
Do things steadily and calmly, so that leaders can rest assured and subordinates can respect them. A simple woman is neither artificial nor pretentious, let alone covered.
Between cover-up, hypocrisy and affectation, there is a kind of nature and generosity. No matter what the occasion, it is natural and graceful, smile happily.
Smile, cry if you want, be yourself and live a simple and happy life.
Independent women, economic independence, independent thinking.
Independent personality. Be kind to yourself,
Save one side for your soul.
Space.
Many women lose their elegance once they get involved with money.
Feminine women also love money,
But it doesn't smell of copper,
others
It is a pleasure to watch her make money.
She even loves money gracefully,
Make money to buy flowers and wear them yourself.
A woman's elegance is makeup.
Light makeup, decent words, smile, persistent love, no matter what occasion, she can "cook" herself well and let herself
It is delicious.
A confident woman
,
Confidence can make a woman's mediocre face shine. We should cultivate and protect our charm. have no use for
Very self-abased,
Open-minded,
Peace of mind,
Skilled and capable,
Revealing an optimism from the inside out,
Pure,
Light and transparent,
Smart,
Noble, elegant and confident. Everyone likes to associate with women whose optimism brings happiness. Talking to her often gives it to you.
The enlightenment of life makes you calm, teaches you to work hard and feels the beauty and hope of life.
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