A short sentence to scold your boyfriend.

1. scold your boyfriend, don't use dirty words. 1. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so shabby.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. 3. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings! The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who gave you another look? 5. You are really creative and have the courage to live! 6. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB! 7. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself.

You think this is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant. 8, call others thick-skinned, saying that mosquitoes should be difficult to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored.

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life! 10 I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? 1 1, you said, I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause? 12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig 13, your mother's whore, the hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo. 14, put photos of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

15, seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring. 16, watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

17, I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others? 18, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

19, you look very relaxed! 20. How about my mother's nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover? 2 1, a girl, wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably, speak and act in a civilized way and be a lady, right? ! 22. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied! 23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 24. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine. 25. After seeing you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day, "It's better to have an X than to have you". Take a look at the X-burner compared with you. It's really better to burn X than you! You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below. 27. Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.

28. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best. -swearing without dirty words 29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again. 3 1, please don't talk to me with your excretory organs, it's rude, thank you! 32. I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.

33. Take a photo, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face. Who are you going to hit, or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia? 34. If we know that life is decadent, why should we continue such a decadent life? 35. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?

36. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

38. The world is bigger than what you lack. 39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this? 4 1, you streaked after me for two kilometers, and when you turned around, I was a gangster! 42. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people. 43, yo.

Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning? 44. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

As a typical loser, you are really successful. 46. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world-Martians. Where are you from? 47, 2B describe you, people are reluctant to write! Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you, and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei? 49. The east is not bright and the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

50, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving. 5 1. You are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens? 52. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

53. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. 54, 18 Only if you haven't done good things in your life, and even throwing them in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough, will you know you.

Your face has become the trademark of a world-famous brand. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

57. If you can't kick your shit, you are clean. 58. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn! 59. beginning of life is inherently good. Boil a big egg in the pot, give it to me and I'll cook it. If you don't give it to me, it will break up.

60. Your family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks and your father wears tin foil. 6 1, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, and don't think about what you should do.

62. I have been playing all day. Today I scold this man in the dance, and tomorrow I will step on that man. Do you know what money is? Is it the surplus value created by your parents that makes you buy those swearing speakers and virtual clothes? .

2. If you scold a man, there is no dirty word 1. No matter what the other person says, you answer: there is a vegetable between your teeth! If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat food today! You said in surprise: that was yesterday! And so on.

2. Just the same topic. If someone says that about you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can help you dig! (It's just a little disgusting! 3. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of dirty words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself? The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. Go! Answer: Why, did you quit there? I once saw two people quarreling. A is shorter than B, but B is fatter than A. ..

Armour scolds: You fat bastard! B calmly said: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing! 6. Once a student in the class made trouble. Teacher: I've never seen a student like you! Student: I have met many teachers like you! I'm glad you know. Don't really tell your teacher.

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7. You think I'm an idiot! B: Huh? ~ So you're not! 8. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank? 9. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously! 10. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time! 1 1. I'm relieved to know that you are having a hard time! 12. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool. 13. Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day.

So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today. 14. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

15. You are a natural inspiration! 16. You said you were dressed cool, and you looked terrible! 17. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation! 18. Face down first, there is nothing you can do. 19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will: I struggled all night, and your face made me ashamed to live in this world.

Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself! 20. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve! 2 1. Get out of here and keep getting out of here.

22. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

23. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing! 24. You are not smart, you are just like others! 25. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious.

3. Sharp statement of swearing ex-boyfriend 1. Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

Don't keep your mouth shut, take your parents with you. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?

3, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is not outstanding in beauty and ugly.

I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

5. Don't take yourself seriously. May I ask who is speaking?

6. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

7, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

When you slap me for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.

9. You are brilliant without sunshine. You said you had a thick skin.

10, you don't want to give you face. You are shameless.

1 1. What's the use of barking? If you really bite me, that's your skill.

12, jealousy turns to jealousy. Stop being a dog. Is it interesting to stab people in the back?

13, since you want to show me, I will give you enough time to perform.

14 when I saw a dog coming out of the bushes, I couldn't help calling out your name.

15, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

16, please scrape more porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell which is the ass and which is the face.

17. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

18, treat you as a person, please try to be human.

19, you are even worse than a dog. I threw a bone at the dog, and it knew to wag its tail at me.

20. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

2 1, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

You don't have to emphasize that you are telling the truth every time you lie.

Will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.