What dialect paragraphs are there in Tangshan dialect?

There are some jokes in Tangshan dialect, such as playing with cats.

1, an American went to Tangshan to do a population quality survey in China, and happened to live in the home of an old lady in her seventies in the countryside. The American got up in the morning and was seen by the old woman, so the old woman said to him, "I'm teasing the cat." Hearing this, the Americans immediately said "good morning". Say "good morning" in English.

2. One day after the military training, there was a long queue to buy drinks in the canteen. A man cut in line all the way and said, "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." He didn't finish buying drinks until the front. Someone asked him, "What's your emergency?" I am so thirsty.

3. a: it will be delayed if you call. Hurry the fuck up! ! B: Be quiet. I'll go online first. Send e-mail. Give it to her B: give me daughter-in-law powder. Alas? The monitor is not clear. A: It's broken. Have someone clean it up.

4. Woman: Huh? Man: Look at you! Woman: What am I typing? M: Why did it fall? Don't let me see it? Woman: Why don't you get beat up here? M: Let's have a look at your samples. Go away.

5, the joke told in standard Tangshan dialect, there was a monkey left a few days ago, so I brought it to my house for me to cut.