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Sentences describing hot weather

1, the sun is so irritating that I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

2, July weather, sun poison, sweat rolling down.

It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion.

The sun is scorching the earth, and the sound of cicada is not far away.

5. The weather is unbearably hot, and it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees in the shadow of cactus.

6. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly, telling people that another hot day has begun.

7. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

8. The weather is sultry and there is no wind. The thick air seems to be freezing.

9. Cicada kept chirping in the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

10, in midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

1 1. Buffalo hid in the pond for a long time, and its whole body was buried in the water, only one head was exposed to breathe.

12, there is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are listless and lazily standing there.

13, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

14, today, the sun is like fire and cicadas are singing.

15, July, the blue sky, hanging like a fireball of the sun, clouds seem to be melted by the sun, but also disappeared without a trace.

Everything is at a standstill. Occasionally, Luming Literature roars, and the world here stops temporarily. Breaking through this heavy silence, the long ending lingers, which contains the fear of death and the hardships of life.

17, no rain, no wind. The hot sun is in the sky, and the heat is unbearable. Located 55 kilometers away, the "Little Lengchang Valley" is extremely hot.

18, and the forest above the mountain, the towering mountains. Form a barrier and surround the independent houses. Air burns with the sun.

19, there is not a cloud or wind in the air, and the sun is burning overhead, and all the trees are listless and lazily standing there.

20. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

2 1, the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

The weather is very hot.

1. Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me last night: Your Majesty, the male and female servants have one thing to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot! I

2. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, a man will get hot once, while a long and safe girl will only get cold but not hot.

3. Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for someone is interested in seeing the constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

4. Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

5. There is a hot season in summer, a warm word is sweet, an old story is amazing, and there is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

6. When a person dies, this person is called hot.

7. The idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in a cold ice palm and suddenly freeze; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a fright!

8. It takes 1 month for a wild goose to fly to the south in autumn and 2 months to fly from the south to the north in summer. Do you know why? Because it is hot in summer, it has to fan the wind with one wing. Wish summer cool!

9. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, a little bit of coolness comes to me, a little bit of concern is accompanied by drizzle, a little bit of friendship is by my side, a short message is melodious, and every sentence is accompanied by blessings. I wish my friend that you are happy every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

10, a childlike innocence, happy harvest; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

1 1. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. . Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. . .

12. On a hot summer day, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

13, headmaster, open the door, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door

14. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

15. Now I find that staying in my cool place is not swearing. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

16, summer is very hot, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

17, summer is the season of fruit. I will send you a basket of fruits: peace, orange fragrance, happiness, persimmon success, nuclear family happiness, and plum trouble!

18, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

19, I am your weather forecast. I send you cool when it's hot, and warm when it's cold. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

20. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

2 1, make an inventory of the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. A room with air conditioning. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8. Air-conditioned room. 9. Air-conditioned room. 10. air-conditioned room.

22. Empress Dowager: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival to let everyone cool off.

23, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

24, Taishang Laojun: This innocence makes me unbearable. I have to change the blast furnace into an ice cream machine.

25. Give you 50,000 yuan, health 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, peace 1 10,000, good luck 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, and red bricks 1 10,000. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

26, time, let friendship warm up; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

27. Life is richer because of family ties, years are moved by parents, and life is warm because of home. I wish my parents my heart, thank my white hair for my success, thank my vicissitudes for my touch, thank my wrinkles for my growth, and thank my selfless support. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

28. Every wave of life has a happy light ring; Every step of life has wonderful moments; Every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; Every greeting from a friend has a profound friendship. Friends, I wish you good, always smile! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

29, leap year leap in April, send a string of blessings, I wish you double happiness, double happiness; Send more greetings, may your troubles and bad luck double; Send another short message, wishing you a better mood and a more exciting life. I hope you are a successful yes-man. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

30. My friend ran away from the customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to give him a call: you are hot! I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, it's a cold wind of 20 degrees.

3 1, Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

32. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

33. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

When I put a coin into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

35. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

36. Pack happiness into your luggage, so that you can fully enjoy happiness at any time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

37. I am your weather forecast. I send you cool when it's hot, and warm when it's cold. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

38. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

39. I almost died in the sun. This big sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

40, leap year leap in April, send a string of blessings, I wish you double happiness, double happiness; Send more greetings, may your troubles and bad luck double; Send another short message, wishing you a better mood and a more exciting life. I hope you are a successful yes-man. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

4 1, it is said that ten days together have caused a lifetime of harm. The Heavenly Emperor sent those who were good at archery to descend to heaven to relieve the disaster. It took nine days to shoot, and it landed in Anhui, Chongqing, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Hunan, Guangdong, Jiangxi, Fujian and Shanghai, resulting in today's situation!

42. It's too hot. Go and bring the fan to your father and them. How many/much? Hey! You dead girl! Don't take it, don't take it! Swear to death! !

43. Don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, and it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

44. Taishang Laojun: I can't stand this innocence. I have to change the blast furnace into an ice cream machine.

45. Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

46. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

47. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai entered the central heating period, that is, the time difference was six months.

48. Founder of Flint School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Right and left protectors: Nanjing, Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and has been able to pass 38℃. He is a candidate for the next leader.

49. Just now a child was kicked out of the car and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi is singing one by one, which is enough, and it will grow a lot slower. Every corner of the low sun world is extremely bright.

50. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

5 1, barefoot daxian: You can't do without shoes now, and you can't burn your feet anywhere.

Sentences describing hot weather

Sentences describing hot weather

First, the clods on the ground were boiling hot, and a few dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.

Second, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

In March and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Grass reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

In May and July, the sun was poisonous and people sweated.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Eight, there is not a cloud in the air, there is not a wind, the sun is overhead, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.

Nine, the scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain are bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

Ten, the weather is unbearable, and it is Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

In the midsummer of 1 1 and July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

Twelve, the inevitable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or in the shadow of a tree house; Whether in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.

Thirteen, today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

14. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm air.

Fifteen, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

Seventeen, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

18. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

Nineteen, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

Twenty, the sun is burning, and cicadas are not far away.

Sentences describing blue sky and hot weather

Copy of a sentence describing blue sky and hot weather 1. Aquilaria sinensis: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.

I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.

After lunch, the weather is too hot to stay, and I plan to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

Students, the scores will come out soon. As for choosing a school, 985. 2 1 1。 20 1 1 is nonsense, and air conditioning in the dormitory is king. As for choosing a major, teachers with fewer classes are more likely to find jobs. Gauguin's bullshit. Your major is living in a new dormitory in the new campus. No air conditioner, no electric fan, and power failure at night means giving you a teacher from a world-class university to study international abuses. You have no great future. Don't be silly, you have no future, you will die of heat halfway.

6.23. If it continues to be so hot, it will not break and its wings will melt; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

7. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

8. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal?

9. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

10. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

1 1. Tell the person you like that if the person you like refuses you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

12. Animals in summer are full of vitality. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...

13. It's very hot recently. It feels like summer is coming. I think I saw fireflies when I was walking!

14. Check out the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. A room with air conditioning. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.

15. It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner. I have to make a reservation in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.

16. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

17. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

18. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.

19. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.

20. I can't sleep over and over, and I'm the only one who can't stand the heat?

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is spicy!

22. When I put a coin into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

23. It's hot, and it takes an hour to calm down after strolling outside.

24. Clothes can be worn after washing.

25. "Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! I asked the emperor to keep my servants in a cold palace. I can't take it anymore. It's too hot! "

26. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' …" "It's really hot today!"

27. That evening, like all nights in summer, after being abused by the sun for a day, it looked haggard and sleepy, with an intoxicating morbid beauty. The red clouds in the sky are like the red cheeks of patients with high fever, and they feel hot at first sight. The asphalt road is more sunny than the grass, and you can't get your feet out when you step on it. There is also an unpleasant burning smell. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance, and it accepts the embrace of the sunset glow with infinite enthusiasm, which makes people dare not look at it for a long time.

28. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

29. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

30. The charm of Xia Feng brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-term happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

3 1. It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer; It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.

32. Interesting jokes about hot weather

33. 12. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun!"

34. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

35. How to send a hot circle of friends today?

36. When this day comes, mosquitoes scream to destroy them; Turn on the air conditioner, electric fan, not many fans, and take a cold shower, which is easy to catch a cold; Cold diet, don't eat more; Drink plenty of water, get enough sleep, smile, have a cool summer and have a happy summer!

37. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink more water.

A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang, "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright."

39. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed a timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

I really don't know what to do without your cold ass in such a hot day.

It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot. At this time, except those who soak in the Lijiang River and work in places with air conditioning, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There are wisps of smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the cloud was angered by Hua Song and sank into the water.

42. At noon, it was even hotter. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

43. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's too hot!

44. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

45. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.

46. Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then knelt at the feet of the executioner. "My Lord, have mercy," people kowtowed and wept bitterly. "Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's cool. "

47. Only mom is good and dad is good.

48. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.

49. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

50. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! -The latest funny sentences describing hot weather

5 1. This hot weather reminds me of that summer.

52. Steamed in a thousand miles, braised in Wan Li.

53. The hot sweat from sleeping soaked my heart.

54. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

55. Because I use a little more water, it only takes less than 15 minutes to get hot every day. My old man actually said, "You don't know how expensive rice is", which is really incomprehensible.

56. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

57. It's hot, but I'm still wearing a sweater.

58. A man fell, causing severe facial burns.

You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

60. It's so hot that your temper will explode in minutes.