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What are the real characteristics of a man who has no money at first sight?

1, the hair is very oily.

2. The meal has never surpassed that of 8 yuan.

3. I only wear the same pair of shoes every day and have never changed them.

4. The calculator in the mobile phone is put on the desktop first.

4, the toughened film of mobile phone is so bad that it can still be used, and the screen looks blurred.

5, a mouth, full of rotten teeth, not to make up.

6. I didn't buy wine, but I asked others to buy him a drink, and I didn't invite him back. At first glance, I just like people who have no money and like to take advantage.

7. Going out to eat is always fast food. I have never eaten anything else. The most important thing is cheap and affordable.

8. I never go out to eat, even if it's AA. I think it is too expensive.

9, a suit of clothes does not exceed 100 yuan.

10, daily necessities must be bought online, never bought in a physical store, and always feel more expensive.

1 1, if the clothes are worn out, keep wearing them, even if others see them.

12, take a notebook to keep accounts anytime and anywhere, for fear of forgetting.

13, a pair of shoes are always worn out before buying new ones, and they are always worn. These shoes have never been washed since they were bought.

14, with few or no friends, even people around him have never seen his friends.

15, I am always the first to leave after work every day. In addition to being afraid of working overtime, I am also afraid that others will ask him to go out with me and be forced to pay the bill. I can tell people without money at a glance.

16, invite people to dinner, there is always not enough food, others are embarrassed to say that they can only sit next to them.

17, looking for people all day for members who only need 20 yuan, bluntly don't want to waste money.

18, others are always on standby, and they will eat a lot, giving people an uncomfortable feeling that they have never eaten.

19, occasionally go to a buffet, always full before eating, and continue to eat after repeated breaks, others can't stand it.

20. Say a word in a low voice, so that people can't hear it and don't even know what they are saying. In the final analysis, they have no money and no confidence.

2 1, saving money every month gives people a feeling of being rich. Only those who know know know that this person has no money.

22, addicted to gambling, listless all day.

23, never shaved, dressed casually, a look is a poor man who can't mix well.

24. He talks about poverty all day. After a long time, others will think that he really has no money.

25, never bought a cigarette, all by rubbing, others will walk away as soon as they see it.

26. I borrow money every month, and no one can borrow it after I borrow it. Everyone knows that this man has no money.

27. I've been dating all day, but I fail every time. Everyone knows that the reason is simple, I have no money.

28. If you muddle along all day and don't make progress, others will know that you are a muddling along person.

29. A company can work for more than ten years, and it has never been promoted or raised, and it has remained very stable and never mentioned this.

30, the money is very accurate, even a meal will be counted before eating, or not to go.

3 1, you should also buy food within 15 yuan during the break, or you won't go out to buy it.

32. No matter how old you are, you love playing games. As long as it is not loaded with money, killing time is the best entertainment, and the most important thing is free.

33, the clothes have been worn for several years and are very old, but they still don't change. Anyone with a discerning eye can feel that this man has no money, so this is the case.

When you go to someone else's wedding, you can't help eating too much. Everyone next to me felt embarrassed and felt that this person seemed to have never eaten.

35. Couples often quarrel, which is also very bad for their wives. Neighbors all know about it for the simple reason that poor couples are always frustrated.

36. I like to brag, and I am often found out, but I will. I can only balance myself like this.

37. I will tell my dream to my new colleagues, but I have never done it, and it has gradually become a joke.

38. I am always so insecure that I dare not go out to look for a job. Anyone with a discerning eye can see this man's cowardice and lack of money.

39, mobile phone screen cracked or continue to use, others can't stand it. In fact, it's only 100 yuan.

40, no integrity, and always stand in line, no one wants to associate, and no one helps.

4 1, there is always a lot of free time. I don't know why, I can only wander around casually, giving people a feeling of leisure.

42. I especially like playing mobile phones. As long as I have a little time, I will take it out to play. I can't concentrate on my work, which leaves a bad impression on the leaders.

43. I always like to buy second-hand, as long as it can be used, there is no other requirement.

44, unfilial parents, let alone any future.

45, staying up late every day, the last class is listless, and at first glance I know that I am just a muddling along person.

46. I have a poor relationship with my relatives. I always feel that they look down on themselves and are unwilling to associate.

47. I don't want to offend others, or even lose my job, because I speak frankly and think it's my nature.

48, a look of malnutrition.

49. In the company, always be the first to eat.

50. The novel never leaves.