Jokes that make boys happy: These five jokes make girls laugh until their stomachs hurt!

1. A man and a woman quarreled fiercely. Suddenly the man grabbed the woman's hand and said loudly, show me your hand! ! As a result, the woman really cut it. The man said again: I told you to cut! The woman was in a hurry and roared, I told you to cut it! I put you under the bed with one foot! !

2. Going to a nightclub at night, I saw a girl singing on the stage as soon as I entered the door. She sang very well, and everyone in the audience applauded, so I went up to please her. After my sister finished singing, I got up the courage to say to her, "Beauty, can you meet her?" Sister paused, and then said shyly, "Don't be so polite!" " As soon as I heard it, I quickly said, "Nothing, it's idle anyway!" My sister blushed and whispered to me, "Thank you!" Then turn around and leave.

3. I went to work by bus this morning, and an aunt was watching the TV series "Biography of Zhen Xuan" on her mobile phone. At this time, the driver's master spoke and asked the aunt what drama to watch. Aunt replied: "Zhen Xuan _ Biography", what's the matter? The driver asked again. At this time, the aunt was impatient and said, "Zhen _ Chuan", what's the matter? ! The driver's master roared: "Zhen _ Chuan"! ! !