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The classic scripts of the three plays don't need to be too long, just a dialogue and monologue.
This loves me. Author: Zhang Xiang Character: Ren Fan-a simple rural child, with the hope of his family, just entered the university. Wearing a freshman military uniform. Uncle-Ren Fan's father, a simple old farmer, often likes to smoke his own cigarettes and look at his children's awards. Clothes in rags. Aunt-Ren Fan's mother, a nagging rural woman, sweeps away the children's awards every day. Wearing simple clothes and that clean but worn apron. Postman; Freshmen in military training. Stage design: left, bedroom: a set of tables and chairs; On the right, family view: an old bar and two chairs. [curtain rises]: school begins! Here we come. The campus began to be lively. Listen to our bold voices on the training ground. Look, we are heroic. However, as night falls, the waning moon slowly climbs to the treetops and looks at the distant night. How can we not consider our home, our parents? (Ren Fan holds his face and cheeks and stares into the distance thoughtfully) Scene 1: Left, bedroom: a set of tables and chairs. Ren Fan: Dad, Mom, how are you recently? My son is homesick. But I can't write to you. What should I do? (Xiao Si pauses for a moment and turns the pen in his hand) Ren Fan: Yes, yes, this tape recorder and tape. Take out the tape recorder and tape from the hole in the desk; I can record what I want to say and mail it home. That would be great. Dad, mom, how are you recently? My son is homesick. No, he can't say that he is homesick, or his family will worry again. Yes, I said this: Dad, Mom, how are you recently? Is everything all right at home? ..... (say every word carefully) Voice-over: Right! As children, we all want our parents to be healthy. And our parents expect us to live a good life. I also look forward to our letter, even if it is a phone call. Will be satisfied! (Ren Fan is in a hurry, uncle is in a hurry, sitting in a chair, smoking his own cigarette and looking at the children's awards. Scene 2: On the right, family scene: an old article, two chairs. Postman: Is there anyone in the room? Uncle, is aunt at home? (The postman is knocking at uncle's door) Uncle: Someone, someone. what can I do for you? (Uncle gets up to open the door and is surprised to see the postman) Postman: Oh, uncle, I have a letter from your family here, which seems to be from a university (taking the letter out of the bag). Uncle: University, which university? Is it Qinghai University? That's my son's college entrance examination. Postman: Yes, uncle, it's from Qinghai University. Please sign here. (Look at the address, take out the exercise book again, and pass the pen to Uncle. ) uncle: young man, uncle can't read. Can't you press a handprint? Postman: Uncle Zhong, please press here. (Uncle presses his handprint heavily) All right, uncle, you can keep this. See you later. Uncle: Don't panic, young man. Go home and have a glass of water before you go. (Uncle pulls the postman) Postman: Thank you, Uncle, there are still many people waiting for the letter! Children will be as happy as you when they see their letters. Uncle, let's go. (Postman leaves quickly) Uncle: Yes! Go ahead, young man. We are looking forward to hearing from children these days. (happy to go back to the house) voiceover: parents are just expecting a letter from their children. Can't we satisfy their little wishes? Pick up a pen and write a letter home! Our classmates. Scene 3: left, bedroom: a set of tables and chairs; On the right, family view: an old bar and two chairs. 【 At the same time. Uncle: Don't be busy, old woman. Our children sent back some things. Aunt: What? I sent something, let me have a look (aunt rushed up from the background). Uncle: Don't worry, I'll read it first, and then you can read it. Mom: What's the matter with you? Take it out and have a look Uncle: OK, let's watch it together, shall we? Aunt: You said: What's in it? It's hard in the middle of winter. Is it something for us, telling Eva not to spend money casually outside? The child is disobedient. Uncle: Don't be paranoid. I know he won't. Do you think this is written on it? (My uncle takes it from my aunt and looks at it carefully) Mom: Who knows? Neither of us can read, so it's no use looking. Why don't we open it? Aunt also looks in the direction of uncle's finger. ) Uncle: Yes, I can't read. It's no use reading it. (Open the letter gently with a smile. ) Mom: Tape, what's this for? (Uncle, aunt is a little surprised) Give me the envelope, and I'll see what else is there. My uncle handed the envelope carefully, while my aunt looked at it carefully. Uncle took the tape and vomited deeply. ) Nothing, nothing. What happened? Uncle: You bring our tape recorder. I'll see if there's any sound. (Uncle takes a deep puff on his cigarette) Mom: Here you are, old man. Please handle it gently. Don't break it. (Uncle puts the tape into the tape recorder) Uncle: Yes, (Uncle gently presses the soft key, while uncle and aunt wait quietly) (At this moment, Ren Fan on the left rushes to the stage and sits in a chair with a tape recorder in front of him) Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, Mom (Uncle presses the soft key again when he is nervous) Uncle (Aunt): Hey, Doby. This is our baby's voice. Mom: My baby, talk to us! Give it to me quickly. I'll talk to Eva first. Uncle: It doesn't ring. How can I give it to you? I read the tape recorder myself, but I didn't know it was wrong, so I handed it to my aunt gently. ) mom: you stupid old man, you didn't press the button, but you still make a noise? (Aunt takes it carefully) Tape (Ren Fan): How have you been recently? Is everything all right at home? (Auntie presses the soft key) Uncle (Auntie): Yes, yes, anything is fine (Auntie happily smokes a cigarette and Auntie happily puts the tape recorder to her ear) Auntie: Son, don't worry about anything. Everything is fine at home, just study hard there. Mom is happy, and so is your father. (Auntie walks to the front desk) Cough ... Cough ... Cough ... Cough (Uncle starts coughing again, and Auntie hurriedly helps him sit down) Auntie: Grandpa, I'm sick again. Stop smoking. Don't let the children hear me, or they won't study with peace of mind. (Aunt quickly takes the medicine out of the hole in the table again) Uncle: Nothing, no need to eat. Hearing the child's voice, everything will be fine. Let me hear the baby's voice. Uncle didn't take medicine, but put the tape recorder on the bar, and aunt sat down. ) Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, when I left, you were not well. Are you all right now? My son is not around to talk to you. Take care of yourself, dad. Don't smoke that cigarette. This is harmful to your health. Otherwise, you can put up with it for a few years until I earn money to buy you cigarettes, okay? Uncle: China people, China people, children, whatever you say. Dad, listen to you. Son of a bitch. I quit smoking from now on. (the tone is a little touched, and uncle stubbed out the cigarette. Aunt: Look, my baby, how sensible she is. However, it's really hard for you to look at our house like this (aunt looked around the house and her tone was a little sad). Tape (Ren Fan): No, it is said that military training is hard, but I don't think it is hard at all. It's good. Every morning we do morning exercises, and at noon the instructor tells us a lot of military knowledge, as well as being cool and heroic. Tired, let's sing together. When I go home, my parents will sing to you. Won't it? Aunt: This boy, why don't you sing now? Tape (Ren Fan): Now, all the students are asleep. If I want to sing, they will be woken up by me. But I'm shy. Uncle: That is, we are not bad to others. Baby, then you can sing when you come back. Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, Mom, our university campus is too big and beautiful. I haven't finished reading it. Let me tell you something first. The football field is bigger than our vegetable field. There is also a big square. There are many fruit trees around. It also bears many small fruits that I have never seen before. My classmate stole some the day before yesterday. Give me one. I didn't want it at first, but I ate it because I couldn't stand the temptation. It is delicious. Dad, don't eat it next time. Just this once. Dad, don't be angry. Mom: the child stole a fruit and said. You see, you have taught your children that they dare not even eat a fruit. Uncle: It's wrong to steal food. No matter how poor, you can't be poor. I will spare you this time. Aunt: Wow, did you hear that? Your father won't hit you this time. Don't eat next time, or your mother will hit you. Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, Mom, we went to town with our classmates today. If I hadn't followed my classmates, I wouldn't have found my way. The buildings here are too high. There are also many roads. I was fascinated in an instant. (Sleeping number rings) Dad, Mom, I must go to bed, or I will be punished. When I have time, I will show you around big cities. Stop talking. Let's talk tomorrow (Ren Fan fell asleep on the table on the left). Mom: Dad, why is the baby afraid of the bell? The tape recorder doesn't work either. Uncle: What do you know? That's military discipline and can't be violated. The child is tired, too. It's time for bed. (Standing up and looking into the distance) Mom: Do you know? Last night, I had a dream. In the dream, our baby was tired of studying. She fell asleep at her desk while studying. I even covered him with a dress! (Aunt walks to the left and gently covers Ren Fan with a dress) Uncle: Then what? (Some eagerly ask) Aunt: Then I forgot. Uncle: Look, you are making fun of me! I also had a dream that my baby caught a big carp for me in the stream in front of our house and cooked it for me! Aunt: What happened later? Uncle: Later, I drank all the soup. I didn't leave you any. Mom: You're just angry with me, so I won't listen. Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, Mom, I had a dream last night that my mother covered me with a dress! I also caught a big carp for my father and cooked it into soup for me to drink! However, you didn't drink any of your parents' glasses. Finally, I finished drinking. Aunt: You see, my mother and I dream of going together. (Tone: Happy) Didn't you drink fish soup? Uncle: I can't cheat you yet. If your mother is good, I won't care about this old man. (Pretending to be angry) Aunt: OK, take care of it. You don't want to think that our baby is not filial to us. Who is he filial to? Tape (Ren Fan): Mom, when I get home, I will go to our stream to catch fish, so that I can mend my body and catch more fish. Let's eat together By the way, mom and dad, don't worry about me. I'm fine here. I also applied for a student loan, so I don't have to worry about money. I will study hard. I got a scholarship at the end of the year. So as to buy each of you a new dress. Uncle: What can I buy? Dad looks best in this dress. Is it a child? (Uncle looks at his aunt and then at his clothes) Aunt: Right, right. Even mom doesn't know. Mom can't get used to new clothes, so you'd better buy them yourself! Schreiber: This bitch doesn't like it, so just eat it! Keep this big apple until you want to eat it. Dad has already eaten. Do our parents really dislike eating? Really don't want to buy yourself a new dress? They told that white lie for us. Tape (Ren Fan): Dad, Mom, I will be fine here. The bell is about to ring. I'm going to bed. It's almost finished here, too Negative parents, record what you want to say. I can hear you. Dad, mom, I, I, I love you. Uncle: Why do children say that? Your mother and I are embarrassed. (Uncle and aunt all stand up. Mother: Yes! This child, his wife, what should we say to the child? Uncle: What are you talking about? Words are almost finished, otherwise ... (looking at aunt) Uncle (aunt): Children, mom and dad love you too! ! ! (Shouting at the tape recorder) I know you. All the actors went to the front desk. All actors: Dad, Mom, I love you! ! !
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