This is a joke about Stallone … it seems that a father called …

One day, Xiao Xin asked his father, "Dad, is there any difference between being angry, angry, crazy and crying?"

Dad said, "I'll show you an experiment, so it's easy to understand."

So dad opened the phone book, casually found a phone number named Lin, dialed the phone number, and pressed the speaker key at the same time, so that he could hear clearly.

Dad: "Excuse me, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "You have the wrong number!"

Dad: "Come on, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "I told you you had the wrong number!" " "Then the other party hung up the phone.

Say that finish, dad immediately called.

Dad: "Excuse me, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "Who? You have the wrong number. "

Dad: "Excuse me, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "Shit, crazy." The other party hung up again.

Dad dialed again.

Dad: "Excuse me, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "Who are you? Less boring! "

Dad: "This is Bruce Willis. I am looking for Stallone. "

The other party: "Idiot, I'm still Arnold Schwarzenegger! Go to hell! " Say that finish, the other party will buckle the phone.

Dad told Xiao Xin, "This is anger. Next, let you see, what is anger! "

Dad dialed another phone.

Dad: "Excuse me, is Stallone there?"

The other party: "You owe a flat, right? Looking for Stallone to call America! Mama of, you dare to call me again, try! " Say that finish, the other party hangs up the phone with a bang.

Dad told Xiao Xin, "This is anger. Next, let you see what is crazy! " Then my father dialed again. This time, it took a while for someone to answer, and the phone was just connected.

The other party: "Shit! Go to @% $ *&)% # ... You don't have to do anything but eat! Call me all day and harass me. If my mobile phone didn't have caller ID, I would have called the police, you pervert ... "Just as he was swearing, Dad deliberately lowered his voice:" Excuse me, is this the Lin Mansion? "

The other person's voice suddenly changed: "Oh, I'm really sorry! Because a pervert has been on the phone just now, I didn't mean to scold you ... "

Dad: "It doesn't matter. Is Stallone there? "

The other party: "Wow! Fuck you! ..... "Dad hung up this time before he finished.

"This is crazy," Dad told Xiao Xin. "Do you understand?"

"hmm!" Xiao Xin nodded: "But what is' dumbfounding'?"

Dad smiled and said, "Oh, that will have to wait until 12 pm!" " "At midnight, 12, my father woke up Xiao Xin, and then called the man.

The other party was sleeping in a daze and picked up the phone: "Hello, who are you looking for?"

Dad: "I'm Stallone. Who called me? "

The other party: dumbfounding.