How to chat with the teacher WeChat?

Wechat chat skills must be available. The following 100 humorous sentences teach you how to chat with teachers and girls on WeChat.

First, how to chat with the teacher WeChat?

1. active surface identity

After adding the teacher's friends, many parents came up, "Hello, teacher, how is our family's cultural performance recently?" Without introducing myself, the teacher turned black when he saw such a situation.

Look at the parents' nickname, "the clouds are light and the wind is light", and I don't know the avatar. I have no idea who you are. It's really downright stupid.

You know, usually a teacher has to take two classes and nearly a hundred students. Who knows which one you mean? What's more, if you don't even know who you are, how can you tell your students information easily?

2. Respect the teacher's work and rest

Some parents may be busy at work on weekdays and often work overtime until late at night. Some parents travel a lot and may only have time to pay attention to their children's studies on weekends.

But please parents must remember that your busy work is your own business. Teachers also have their own families and lives, and they are not obliged to share their private time with you.

Be patient

Some parents are impatient. If teachers don't reply in time, they will ask questions repeatedly or send a question mark every few minutes to show their urging.

What is even more exaggerated is that the teacher will call directly to ask questions without returning to WeChat. A teacher once said that he just went to the supermarket downstairs to buy things without his mobile phone. When he came back, he saw four missed calls and a dozen messages on WeChat, all from the same parent. It's really in distress situation.

Pay attention to your discretion when chatting.

Some parents may have a strong desire to communicate and want to quickly close the distance with their teachers. So WeChat has been pestering teachers to chat, explaining everything from ancestral background to parents' work to children's growth experiences and hobbies.

Other parents have a strong desire to explore and want to fully understand the teacher. They always like to inquire about the teacher's personal situation: "Teacher, are you married?" "How old is your child?" "What does your husband do?" "Where do you live?" "Are your parents retired? How are you?" It seems that the teacher is not facing the parents, but the public security organs.

5. Pay attention to the influence of friends circle

In addition to chatting, the main social function of WeChat is still in the circle of friends.

Although it is your freedom to post what in the circle of friends. But before you publish it, please think about it. Your child's teacher and the parents of other students in the class will also see this content. What impression will they have on you and your children after reading it?

6. Docking by specialized personnel

After the popularity of WeChat, almost everyone has an account. But when home and school contact, there is only one main docking person. Not all parents have to exchange WeChat with teachers, not to mention the "wheel war" of taking turns to contact.

Put yourself in the teacher's shoes. Two classes 100 people, one student, two parents, and more than 300 people. If grandparents want to add the teacher's micro-signal, the picture is simply unsightly. Teachers don't have that much energy to deal with so many people.

Second, how does WeChat chat with girls?

1. Pay attention to your mood

What is the most important thing in WeChat chat? Very entertaining. If chatting with you is boring, why does the girl want to chat with you? Most men are using their own thinking to communicate with their sister papers, such as asking questions in a household registration book, throwing out a series of questions and so on. It's useless except for letting girls pull you black.

An entertaining way of chatting will make my sister-in-law fall in love with the feeling of chatting with you, and the relationship between them will be closer. Besides humor, it is very important to pay attention to one's own emotions, which is the product of women's thinking. Through your chat, girls should be able to capture your emotions.

2. The first round of chatting is very important.

There is another embarrassing situation. I died after a few words, but there was no topic. In this case, you were brushed off in the first round.

Well, the old driver provides you with a chat template, which is very suitable for the first round of chat.

If you are a novice, you can follow this routine: Nice to meet you, today's little surprise. Or: This is XX (self-introduction). Nice to meet you.

Don't think it's too simple, it's a routine, brother! Polite and sincere, the less you say, the more you can talk in the future.

How to talk next is more critical. The old driver's suggestion is to start with emotions, such as describing how you feel when chatting up, how you feel about her, your heartbeat, or directly from her. People always care about themselves. Talking about each other is definitely interested in her.

3. Decompose the meaning of the sister and find the direction of your chat.

Many times there is no topic, in fact, you have not guided the topic. Decompose the meaning of sister, and you can lead the topic in the desired direction.

Sister paper: I'm going to learn driving in XX tomorrow.

So this sister paper is actually telling you:

Tomorrow/I/will go to XX/ learn to drive.

Break down her sentence and you will find that she has provided you with four pieces of information.

So you can reply:

What time tomorrow? /A person? /XX, I want to meet you. /A new generation of road killers is about to be born.

Do you understand? In which direction do you want to talk about the topic, just grab the information she replied and talk in that direction.

Step 4 look for similarities between * * *

People are easily attracted to people who are similar or similar to themselves. Find out more similarities between you, but don't be too deliberate. If you reveal it inadvertently in the conversation, she will be more attracted to you.

Example 1:

"I have listened to this beyond favorite more than 100 times, and I still like it so much."

"Can't you? You like Ka Kui Wong's songs, too? Don't girls all like popular idol singers? "

"I also like idol singers, such as JJ Lin, but beyond's Song Capital is a classic, and I won't get tired of listening to it for many years."

"Let me tell you a secret, I can sing every song beyond!"

"So much! Can you know that lover? "

"Yes, pay attention to my singing, which has my recording."

The above examples all have one thing in common. Everyone likes beyond's songs.

Third, WeChat chat topic 100 humorous sentences

1. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

The lost girl finally found her place.

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

Who hasn't died since ancient times, you're next.

You are most likely to have a heart attack at the moment when the results are announced.

6. There are many backgrounds at home, but I only have my back.

7. A class, a harem, there are always several people competing for favor.

8. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with damn onions.

9. What is the sandwich yarn for women chasing men? Just across the Sahara desert.

10. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she annoy me in menopause?

1 1. There must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.

12. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

13. Sleep, as expected, and sleep soundly on the school desk.

14. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value.

15. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

16. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

17. Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

18. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless.

19. I wanted to eat my sorrow bit by bit, but I got fat bit by bit.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

2 1. The teacher's teaching made Xiao Ming unforgettable all his life, so the next day, he got a pair of false teeth.

22. The chemistry teacher asked, What about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

24. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

25. be strong Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You got angry, and then my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying down for one year.

28. Describe your category, from vertebrates to invertebrates, and finally to molluscs.

29. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

30. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.