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21 Animal Languages ??in QQ Ranch

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Chicken (English: chicken) is one of the poultry, with many varieties. There is a red fleshy crown on the head. The male is good at crying and fighting, and can announce the dawn. Chicken and eggs are available for consumption.

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Unprecedented! Unprecedented!

Put your head on the decision, beat your chest on the guarantee , slap your butt and leave.

People always have to take unfamiliar roads and see unfamiliar scenery.

I heard that eating more tomatoes can protect you from the sun.

Do what you are afraid of and your fear will disappear.

Everyone stood in line, and after a while the eagle came to play a game.

I will lay a poached egg for the master later.

I had a brother who went to Orleans and became famous.

Things with wings may not be able to fly.

The early chicken catches the worm, and I get the early bird.

Rabbit (English: rabbit) is a herbivorous mammal with large ears, a split upper lip, a short and upward tail, forelimbs shorter than hindlimbs, good at jumping, and rabbit meat is edible.

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Buy a radish, cut it and stew it.

You often hang out in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands.

If there are no friends in life, it is like no sunshine.

Do not eat mango with spicy food such as garlic.

Tell yourself once a day: "I am really good."

Do you have a turtle? I want to race To avenge the shame.

Happiness is the shreds of meat on chopsticks.

Why is it so brittle? It's just a big radish.

If I hadn’t been able to defeat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

Goose (English: goose) is one of the poultry. It has sarcoma on its forehead, long neck, flat and wide mouth, high legs and short tail, webbed between toes, white or gray feathers, and can Swim, eat grains, vegetables, fish and shrimp, etc. Goose meat and eggs are available for consumption.

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Special people never say they are special, such as me.

The accountant said: "I'll be late to collect my salary. I don't have any change."

The biggest mistake in life is to constantly worry about what will happen. Make mistakes.

Eating sweet potatoes and persimmons together can easily lead to stones.

Glowing out is not exclusive to the sun, you can shine too.

The ideal is always full, but the reality is very skinny.

Your remaining "goose" is insufficient, please top up in time!

Goose goose goose! I'm so hungry. Please give me some grass.

Cao Zhi was able to praise me when he was 7 years old.

I don’t like to go out because I am a homebody.

Cat (English: cat) is a carnivorous animal with fur all over its body. Cats have fat fleshy pads at the bottom of their toes and sharp claws at the ends of their toes, making them good at catching mice.

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Give me some sunshine and I will shine.

The only thing you can get without effort is age.

Experience is extracted from pain.

Eating onions and honey together is harmful to the eyes.

As long as you have faith, you will never be defeated.

When I woke up, it was dark.

Why are we so different from the same family as Tiger?

I also like to play hide and seek.

I used to be Tiger's master.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships: Have you eaten?

The peacock (English: peacock) belongs to the order Galliformes, Phasianidae, also known as the bird. It is regarded as the "king of birds". It is a beautiful ornamental bird, and it is also auspicious and kind. , a symbol of beauty and luxury.

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I have retired from the world for a long time, but I am still present in the ranch.

The advantage is: I am handsome. Disadvantages: Not too handsome.

Before correcting others, first reflect on whether you have made a mistake.

Anemia patients should avoid drinking tea when taking iron-containing medicines.

If I have another chance, I will say: I will love you for ten thousand years.

Wherever ideals exist, hell is also heaven.

What I open is not the screen, but loneliness.

Sin, it’s not my fault that I’m so beautiful.

The place where the people who miss you are your home.

Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful in the ranch?

Penguins (English: penguin) are marine birds that sometimes inhabit land, ice sheets and sea ice. Penguins spend about half their lives in the ocean and half on land.

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If you sow melons, you will reap melons; if you sow beans, you will reap beans.

I feel unhappy when I weigh myself, and I want to eat when I feel unhappy.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Eating taro and banana together can easily cause abdominal bloating.

Where there is hope, pain also becomes joy.

With his black suit and white belly, the little penguin is the most handsome.

Tomorrow I have to eat, sleep and play beans.

I’m going to the dance today. Does my tuxedo look beautiful?

Why can’t I lose weight even if I just eat grass?

How can you have the energy to lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

The tortoise (English: tortoise) belongs to the class Reptile, is amphibious on land and water, has a gentle temperament, is oblong in shape, has a slightly raised carapace, and has 3 longitudinal ribs. It has high edible and medicinal properties. Use and ornamental value.

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I am a stranger in a foreign land, and I miss my family even more during the festive season.

Don’t tell cold jokes at the beach, as they will make the sea laugh.

Living aimlessly is like going to sea without a compass.

Eating peanuts and cucumbers together is harmful to the kidneys.

A beautiful life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.

Don’t ask me about my origin, I won’t tell you that I come from the sea.

High, really high.

Some people say that if you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown!

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

My goal: farmers, mountain springs, and some fields.

Squirrels (English: squirrel) belong to the order of rodents, with long fluffy tails. They are gentle, cute, well-behaved and docile, and have high ornamental value.

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Nothing is difficult in the world, let’s grill the wings first.

I wanted to fall in love prematurely, but I found it was too late.

Everything must be done step by step and there is no need to rush.

Eating crabs and persimmons together can easily cause diarrhea.

Master, come back soon, I can’t fool you alone.

As long as people do not lose their direction, they will not lose themselves.

Skin is prone to dryness in winter, so pay attention to hydrating it.

When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll support the wall!

Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep.

My goal - no cavities.

Persian cat (English: persian cat) is an aristocratic cat with a high-pitched and soft voice, gentle temperament, smart and agile, considerate, less active and quieter, giving people a gorgeous and noble feeling feeling.

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Sleep on your own and let the alarm clock go off.

There is a shadow in front of you because there is sunlight behind you.

Just smile, it’s no big deal.

Eating carp and licorice together can cause poisoning.

If you once sang the praises of the dawn, then please also embrace the night.

I want to learn to sing and dance because I also want to be Elvis Presley.

Happiness is when I eat fish and watch you gnaw the bones.

Minds are daily necessities, not decorations.

We are all cats with identities.

You look really gentle.

Hamster (English: hamster) has a peculiar appearance, is small and exquisite, lively and sensitive, very cute, has no peculiar smell, has ornamental value, and is suitable for keeping as a pet.

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I fought against fat and almost lost my life.

We are walking so fast that our souls can’t keep up.

If you don’t forgive all living beings, if you don’t forgive all living beings, you will suffer yourself.

Happiness must be shared, in order to be twice as happy.

Black plus black, the result can only be black!

This winter, fortunately we still have an inspirational "brother".

I have a pair of growing front teeth.

I am different from mice, I am a very popular pet.

Online is exciting, life is more exciting.

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Hedgehog (English: hedgehog) has a fat and short body, sharp claws, small eyes, short hair, and short and dense thorns all over its body. When encountering enemies, Can curl its body into a ball shape.

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Time is still there, but we are flying by.

Get a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water.

To admit one's own greatness is to admit one's own foolishness.

Do not drink milk 1 hour before or after taking the medicine.

Don’t get too close to me, I might hurt you.

I am called one of the eight earthly immortals.

Animal hibernation is divided into three stages: sleep, deep sleep and emerging from sleep.

I snore just like other people.

Don’t be obsessed with the pot, the pot is just a cup.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still a piece of meat.

Duck (English: duck) has a short neck, a big mouth, and its legs are located behind the body. It has a swaying gait on land, is flexible in water, and has good water properties.

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Youth is gone, but acne is still there.

People can be low-key or high-profile, but they must not be out of tune.

Those who love beauty are in love with themselves.

Eating leeks and spinach together may cause diarrhea.

Use patience to warm up the cold bench.

With me, there are chickens, ducks and geese in the pasture.

Compete with penguins to see who swings the most.

Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks.

It turns out that October 10, 2010 is a Sunday.

Follow me, I will take you to sleepwalk.

Sheep (English: sheep) belongs to the class Mammalia, and their whole body is a treasure. Goat milk is edible, and its fur can be made into a variety of woolen fabrics and leather products.

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If I don’t tidy my room, they call me the messy room hero.

Don’t sleep at noon and collapse in the afternoon.

One today is better than two tomorrows.

If you eat pork and water chestnuts, you will suffer from stomach pain.

Being angry is punishing yourself for what others have done wrong.

I heard that my sheep voice became very popular this summer.

He comes to see me every day and is happy every day.

Why pretend to be pure when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are both wolves?

Can the video of life be played again?

I have created a new group called "Sheep Group", welcome to join.

Cow (English: cow) is a herbivorous ruminant livestock and belongs to the class Mammalia. It has many uses, beef and milk are edible, and cowhide is an industrial raw material.

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The cows are flying in the sky, and the people are blowing on the ground.

It doesn’t matter if you have hope or not. If you think a lot, you will have it.

Of all deceptions, self-deception is the most serious.

Having no friends is like having no sunshine in life.

A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Drink pure water and produce pure milk, so I am very simple.

I am very happy when I am angry with people who speculate in stocks.

I want to eat the green grass by the river until I grow old.

Don’t brag, you’ll be betrayed.

Monkeys (English: monkeys) belong to the order Mammalia, the order of primates, and are the highest group in the animal kingdom. There are about 200 species of monkeys in the world.

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If time could be turned back...

History The most mysterious department: the relevant departments.

Put your face towards the sun and there will be no shadows.

Eating eggs and saccharin together can cause poisoning.

When you see injustice on the road, say "monkey"! Take action when it's time to take action!

Life is to be born and live.

I had a fall when I was a child, and my butt is still red now.

I count the stars in the sky every night, there are not many stars.

Idleness will rust the mind.

I hate parallel lines because they don’t intersect (bananas).

Kangaroo (English: kangaroo) belongs to the class Mammalia and is native to Australia. It is a herbivorous animal that is mostly active at night and has strong and powerful hind legs. Kangaroos jump instead of running and are said to be the highest and farthest jumping mammals.

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What kind of world is this? It’s so dark.

I only know two things: neither this nor that.

Treat yourself as a fool, ask if you don’t understand, and you will learn more.

Eating tofu and honey together is not good for the ears.

It is not the strong who wins, but the winner who is strong.

Don’t look for money in my pocket, there really isn’t any.

I also want to find someone to watch a movie with.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

Today I am lost on the road of life.

Everything must be viewed from multiple perspectives.

Sika deer (English: spotted deer) belongs to the order Artiodactyl and is a national first-level protected animal. There are many white spots arranged in an orderly manner on both sides of the back and the lower edge of the body, which look like plum blossoms, hence the name. It has high economic value.

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When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

If a pig has human thoughts, it is not a pig, but Bajie.

Play yourself well and do what you should do.

Eating rabbit meat and celery together can easily cause hair loss.

Don’t look at me dressed in flowers, I am not a flower picker.

My master always taught me: as a deer, you must be kind.

The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from deer.

Don’t pull my neck, you won’t turn me into a giraffe no matter how hard you pull.

I wish I could grow old with you by accident.

The most tiring thing in the world is living a hypocritical life.

Antelope (English: antelope) comes in many varieties, with graceful and agile body shape, slender limbs, small and pointed hooves, and alertness. There are gazelles, swollen-throated antelopes, and Tibetan antelopes native to China. and goral etc.

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Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

What makes you tired is not the mountains, but the sand in your shoes.

The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.

Eating radish and fungus together can easily lead to dermatitis.

Don’t give up flying when you can fly.

Some things in this world are best left a mystery forever.

Life is precious because it is limited.

You smoked for a lifetime and burned down half of my house.

I can jump high, run fast, and am an all-around athlete!

Deal with your mood first, then deal with things.

The ostrich (English: ostrich) is the largest but flightless bird in existence. It is more adapted to living in desert wastelands and is good at running.

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Bajie, don’t think that standing under the street lamp is a night-light pig.

Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are permanent regrets.

Always thank the sentient beings who have given you adversity.

Eating spinach and tofu together will hinder the absorption of calcium and iron.

You are like a radio station, broadcasting only to me.

One-third of it is destiny, and seven-cent of it depends on dressing up.

If you continue to be a vegetarian like this, you will end up in a vegetative state!

Luck is also a part of strength.

I have been 18 for many years.

Elite, as sharp as an eagle.

Raccoon (English: raccoon) has a docile temperament and a raccoon-like face. It mostly rests in trees during the day and comes out to be active at night. Because they wash their food in water before eating, they are named raccoons.

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The only constant in the world is: it keeps changing!

I only love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

It is not advisable to eat oranges one hour before and after drinking milk.

I love cleanliness and wash my food before eating.

Because of the dark circles under my eyes, they always say that panda and I are brothers.

I also have the nickname "The Swimmer".

Like cats, I also like to sleep during the day.

Some things we cannot control, we have to control ourselves.

Pursue throughout your life: wife, old friend, old nest, old bottom.

Giraffe (English: giraffe) is named for its long neck. It has keen smell and hearing, is alert and timid, usually walks leisurely, but runs quickly.

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I see you! I see you!

When I went to see a doctor, the doctor took a look and asked: "What disease?"

If you have a selfless love, you will have everything.

Eating dates and seafood together can easily cause pain in the waist and abdomen.

Be a person with the mentality of "taking advantage is taking advantage".

Who can have a longer neck than me?

I am known to have high blood pressure, and my blood pressure is three times that of an adult.

I am the tallest land animal in the world.

The ostrich said it had a long neck, and I laughed.

I am tall and can see far, so I am called "clairaudience".