I couldn’t help but fart in front of my boyfriend, what would he think of me?

Never fart in front of a Virgo, otherwise you will never be able to wash away this "stain" in your life!

There is such a saying, I don't know if you have heard of it. Farts are human turbid gas, so why not let them go?" Let me first give you some popular science. If you don't let go of this fart, where will it go in the end?

If you fail to expel the fart in time and hold it back, part of it will eventually be integrated into the blood, part of it will be absorbed by the internal organs, and part of it will return to the intestines and even pass through the mouth, that is, the mouth. It is expelled from the inside, so the "bullshit" people often say is not unreasonable!

After such an explanation, I am afraid you will know how important it is to expel the fart in time, but the problem comes again. If there are people around, even in front of your boyfriend and girlfriend, How to solve this problem.

This depends on how much you know about your boyfriend. Is he a very nervous person or someone who cares about these things? Let’s analyze it!

Type 1: The boyfriend has a cheerful personality!

If you have this kind of boyfriend, it doesn't matter. He won't have a bad impression of you just because of a fart, and he might even make fun of you.

The second type: a mysophobic personality, unacceptable!

If you are such a boyfriend, then you can only wrong yourself and hold it back no matter what. Don’t pretend you don’t care. You don’t know that some people care about such things. of.

The third type: elites!

If you are in contact with an outstanding elite, and you have just come into contact with him. Sister, please, even if you use a bottle cork, you have to plug it back. If you miss a good man because of a fart, where will you put your face when word spreads about it?

The fourth type: Virgo people!

Most Virgos have mysophobia, whether mentally or in life, but this kind of person is also very strange, that is, he will allow himself to be sloppy, such as a mess at home, a mess on the bed, and even himself. Everyone is a mess.

But if he wants to visit your home and your home is messy, that is absolutely not allowed, and he will leave a very bad impression on you. The same goes for farts. If you do it in front of him, your entire image will be greatly compromised in his mind. Whenever he sees you in the future, he will think of that fart, and then he will always think that you stink.

Don’t be dissatisfied, Virgos are born with this virtue and cannot change it! So to answer this question in the end, try not to fart in front of others because you are not married yet. After you get married, you will be surprised to find that the louder the sound, the more interesting it is!

Finally, let me tell you a real joke!

When I was in elementary school, one of my classmates was fatter and ate more, so he farted more. One time we were in a math class and we were taught by a female principal. This principal was usually very stern and we were all a little afraid of her.

When the principal was in class, this classmate farted. Good guy, that’s called a stinky fart. In the end, the principal couldn’t hold it back and went crazy: “Whoever farts again in class in the future will be fined 5 yuan. "Money!"

In our time, 50 cents was considered a big sum, but as a result, we had to pay a fine of 5 yuan, which immediately calmed the little fat man, but if this shit comes, it will It's really hard to hold back, the little fat guy has his own ways.

He sat in the last row of the classroom, near the back door, so when he farted later, he always faced the crack in the door. Do you think it’s funny? This is true, I’m not just talking nonsense!

Thank you everyone for reading. You must have different opinions. Welcome to leave a message for discussion!