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Jinhua dialect translation. Friends of Jinhua, please enlighten me,

I. 1A, 2b, 3b, 4b, 5b, 6b, 7b, 8d, 9b, 10c

Second, 1 abdeg, 2 abcdef, 3 cf.

Three. 1a,2b,3d,4a

Four, 1, the mother fly and the little fly eat shit there. The little fly asked its mother, Mom, why do we eat shit? Mother fly said, silly son, don't say such disgusting things when eating.

2. A Jinhua tourist attended the Songkran Festival in Thailand and suddenly shouted, "You are crazy! Splash me with water and go to hell! " The tour guide explained that splashing water is a blessing. The tourist shouted, "Do you think I'm crazy? He splashed me with boiling water! "

Five, 1, Gesai Jingwafo is blind, I'm afraid I'm also the leader. Ah, Wei is not suitable to be a perfumer, but you are a perfumer and you are a loser!