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My husband worked outside and wrote to his wife at home: "Dear, the global economic crisis has reduced income and I have no money to give you. Please send me a hundred kisses." Soon, he received a reply: "Kiss received. , the expenses are as follows: 1. 20 yuan for the principal, so the children don’t have to pay school fees. 2. 20 yuan for the electrician, because the house has no electricity supply..."