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Why do men like to drink green tea? Will they be winners in life?

There is an old topic in Zhihu: "What have girls who are considered green tea done?" .

To put it simply, it is "long hair fluttering, pure appearance, black belly, all my efforts have been exhausted", especially in front of the same sex and the opposite sex, a little thinking will attract people's attention.

In addition, many girls have been curious, "Does green tea know that it is green tea?" The answer should be yes, because the creature green tea can best understand what it is doing and what it wants. They are always targeted, and green tea with high IQ can never tolerate doing nothing.

When I was in college, Huahua in the dormitory next door tried her best to hold the famous engineering male god in her arms.

Adults in our department have never said that they love Zhao Jun, nor have they told Zhao Jun that they love him.

She just happens to be keen on the game that Zhao Jun is playing, and she can always appear at various parties with Zhao Jun. As for the WeChat avatar, it is Zhao Jun's favorite image of a secondary girl, and then her favorite food and good dishes are just Zhao Jun's preferences.

There is a lot of talk behind everyone that tying flowers is quite green tea.

When it reached Tiehua's ear, she smiled indifferently: I didn't do it for him, but what Zhao Jun likes is also my favorite. Besides, I don't do this to all boys. Of course, I didn't deny that I deliberately learned a lot about Zhao Jun.

Love does not happen for no reason. There is always a reason.

When it comes to the relationship between supply and demand in economics, it has been said that "where there is demand, there is a market".

The existence of green tea shows that it has a market. At least for the opposite sex, men are more or less sympathetic to green tea, and green tea does have an advantage in attracting men.

What psychology does green tea cater to men?

There is a very popular variety show in Japan called "How about a little scheming". It's about how girls impress men with small moves in dating. That sounds a little awkward. In fact, this program seriously analyzes how these seemingly insignificant little details hit a man's heart.

My straight boyfriend's first reaction after watching this program was, "You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep. Do you think men really don't understand those careful machines? They just enjoy this feeling. "

1, men like women's adoring eyes.

There is a very popular male guest in the program "How about a little careful machine". Girls want to get his attention. Think about it. What do ordinary girls do when they see the man they like?

They are usually very smart and hope that the other party will notice them.

And what will the intentional green tea do?

She will not hesitate to show her affection directly, show her approval attitude when men say anything, and look at each other with adoring eyes. Few men can resist such eyes.

I remember many years ago, I told a male friend about the female characters in Jin Yong's novels. This friend said meaningfully that Zhao Min is the goddess in women's minds, but if men were allowed to choose, they would prefer Shuang'er and Xiao Zhao.

Shuang'er's infinite loyalty to Wei Xiaobao and Xiao Zhao's infinite worship to Zhang Wuji are the needs that men want to meet most.

Green tea, which has a deep understanding of men's mentality, will naturally cater to their interests and make them feel that they have great existence value.

2. cater to men's aesthetic psychology towards women.

Why do those so-called green teas all love long black hair? Because such a face feels young, straight men always love "the beauty of infancy", and those childish and lovely language behaviors, which seem to be done by girls, are the places that touch their hearts.

Tanaka, who is known as the "originator of green tea" in Japan, wrote in "What about some scheming? Those plain-looking girls make up with great care, but they try to make themselves look natural and unobtrusive, making men feel "clean".

Green tea will make you look "pure" because men don't like strong women who are too difficult to control.

In the program, a very red man's trouser legs were wet by water. Generally speaking, girls will express their concern. A girl with a little heart will wipe the man with a towel or something, but the green tea will squat down directly to help the man roll up his trousers. Looking down from the man's point of view, you can just see the most beautiful chin of the girl.

They will always pay attention to their gfd in the best condition, but pretend to be indifferent, giving people a kind of "natural beauty" without ambition and deliberate efforts, which makes men more stress-free and easier to accept than the exquisite and elegant "high-end beauty".

3. Stimulate men's desire for protection

Green tea is particularly weak. I remembered the scheming woman played by Yutang in The Best Life of a Spoiled Woman. She can't do anything in front of men, she can't even unscrew the lid of the drink.

The real weakness is self-abandonment, but the weakness of green tea camouflage is self-centered, even selfish, but it is this indifference that makes people invisible.

In fact, green tea is harder than anyone else. It's time to turn around. Don't hesitate. Playing hard to get with a soft personality is simply the excitement of a man who likes to conquer prey.

Green tea shows great dependence on him, and these dependence and needs are within the range he can solve. What a sense of accomplishment

Are those crafty skills really Jedi tricks?

Nothing more than 30-year-old Gu Jia tore Li Ke a green tea and told her to resign immediately. She said: "I have seen many girls pay little attention to their professional ability, but spend their minds on male leaders." Studying their preferences is nothing more than trying to take advantage of gender to get more preferences and care. After all, girls who choose this way in the workplace also have to pay a price. "

"Once a person is used to easy shortcuts, he will never go down in a down-to-earth way." She is really too young to understand that "all gifts given by fate are secretly marked with prices."

The convenience of being attached to a man depends on other people's moods, just like a pet kitten at home, you can give whatever you like. Once an important guest visits, he will be put in the toilet so as not to disturb the host's critical moment.

"Once a person is used to easy shortcuts, he will never go down in a down-to-earth way." She is really too young to understand that "all gifts given by fate are secretly marked with prices."

The convenience of being attached to a man depends on other people's moods, just like a pet kitten at home, you can give whatever you like. Once an important guest visits, he will be put in the toilet so as not to disturb the host's critical moment.

Because green tea is deliberately made to achieve its goal, this false flattery will be very effective in a short time. After all, people should be valued, understood and accepted. A man with an elite appearance, no matter how capable and powerful he is, needs to be seen at heart. Whether green tea is sticky or not just caters to men's straight thinking mode.

But after a long time, the fake is fake. Just like a green tea I know, she often goes to fitness places with men who like fitness. She knows a lot about calories and calories and can exercise muscles. Then she can talk to men who like tea and Zen about Buddhist sutras and health and nutrition. Even though she worked hard, she didn't get to the top in the end. She really won their favor from the beginning. What she doesn't really love will only become superficial after all, and the feeling of deliberately catering is that there is no soul to cooperate.

Learn from foreigners and control them.

In the adult world, subjective likes and dislikes are too strong, which will lead to automatic shielding in cognition and make them fall into the information loss of filtering bias. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she should also know how to communicate with others. As the saying goes, "You are in full bloom and the breeze is coming", you have to show your charm and connotation to the world and let others see it. "Learn from foreigners to control foreigners" and know how to attract men with green tea is also very cute, provided that you put your mind into the light and publicly show your true self. Things always have two sides, and we can't totally deny them. The motivation of green tea to take shortcuts is not worth promoting, but the way and wisdom of establishing relationships with people are worth learning. Jiang, played in The Year of No Confusion, has a "mellow" outlook on life. On the surface, it looks a little green tea, but in fact, Jiang is a lovely, enterprising and tenacious girl.

She will look at people's faces in the internship company and give them different treatment. According to the color of lipstick, she can tell whether to call them "elder sister". Grapefruit color is not called by people of the same age, and the kind with red menstruation must be called with great respect.

At work, I am also good at hugging the thighs of powerful people. In Jiang's words, a strong group has the advantages of a strong group. Now I am tied to this hairy crab, so I am not the value of a hairy crab.

In the workplace, Jiang met the boss's subjective salty pig hand, because at the critical moment of becoming a formal employee, Jiang not only put up with it, but also took the initiative to help the supervisor. But when she found out that the supervisor was married, she resolutely reported the shameless behavior of the supervisor to her wife and resigned.

As a social person, we often have no way to compromise. We have to learn some euphemisms and cautious ideas, but as a person, if we want to live confidently, we must have our own bottom line.

The biggest difference between a real woman with high emotional intelligence and green tea is that a woman with high emotional intelligence is always really considerate of others, while a woman with green tea is always saying one thing and doing another.

Smart women know that love is mutual, enjoy the respect and care given by the opposite sex with peace of mind, and give each other equal love and respect.

The two sexes are tamed, not appreciated. If women want to get a long-term and stable relationship, they should also have their own independent personality, which can make each other shine and praise. This is exactly what green tea is good at, but we should learn constructively, get rid of its dross and take its essence.

There is no good or bad trick, the key is to look at your heart!