Do you have a roommate with smelly feet? What is the funniest conversation between you on this topic?

This topic, I am afraid that if I say it, it will not be a fairy in your mind, but a little fairy with taste.

My hometown is Shandong, so my dear roommate gave me a nickname, euphemistically called stingy man. At first, I refused, but it was too late. They have got the message, saying it's a stalk, and they threaten me from time to time, making my face and feet not know where to put it.

I was wronged. We Shandong people just sweat a lot on our feet, and the weather is hot, so the taste is inevitable. Besides, you can't let me chop him up. No, without these beautiful feet, how can I put on the glass shoes that the prince gave me and step onto the peak of my life? Don't ask me how to climb the mountain in high heels, as long as I am happy.

Oh, it feels so hard for us Shandong people. Say that we have been eating pancakes in Shandong, and boy, we Shandong people don't eat other staple foods; We Shandong people can drive excavators. Have we all gone to Lan Xiang for further study? We Shandong men beat their wives, which is unbearable; We Shandong people are sweaty and stingy. I feel that as a Shandong person, I was hacked the worst.

Once, when I came back from a restaurant to buy food, I was so hungry that I wolfed down my desk. At this time, there is a constant smell floating into our nasal cavity, which stimulates my brain. I was badly smoked and moved to another place, and gradually I realized that the smell was following me. I asked people in our dormitory if they smelled anything, and they all said no, which was very strange. The key to smelling it in the late stage of rhinitis is that it is delicious enough. At the dormitory party, we all stood up and smelled it. I don't want to fall behind. I tried to smell, smell, smell, and suddenly realized that this sour taste was coming from me.

At this time, I secretly hid my feet. I didn't expect this action to be seen. I leaned over and smelled me. I was embarrassed then. I am a fairy. How could you do this to me? Our dormitory and I are fine, a little guy said, well, strong enough. I guess it's you. We just love each other. I said he was not tall, and he said I had a taste. I love that you are not tall and show my height, both in behavior and morality. She said I was with her and he wanted to bring his own perfume.

I was drunk, too. I am a woman, so why bother others. I can't control my physiological structure. At that time, I pretended to be angry, and my friends became impatient. Come here and tell me that I like me even if I stink. No one has shortcomings. Fairies also have secrets that are not known. She can pretend not to know. How can I be unhappy after listening to it?

Since then, every time I go back to the dormitory, I have to wash my feet first. I can't let these things catch me. I am a fairy, too.