Who has a joke (super hilarious)

1 and 12 These two days, one of my aunts was playing mahjong and suddenly found the table shaking. She shouted at once, don't get old, run, the table is shaking! As a result, another aunt said, "Don't panic, play another game!" " " …

2. When the earthquake came.

. We also have an estimate, running downstairs with a 29-inch flat-panel color TV. I'm exhausted.

Four mother-in-law are playing mahjong. Suddenly I found the table shaking. Without saying anything, the mothers-in-law went separately to find some cardboard and put it under the table. Then sit down and continue to play!

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Probably the most powerful old woman in Chongqing.

A doctor is preparing to give an injection to a middle-aged male patient lying in bed. Suddenly, an earthquake happened. The doctor said, alas, what a big man is old. I'm afraid of injections, my hands are shaking!