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What is your biggest life experience?

What is your biggest life experience?

1. If a boy says you are suitable to get married and go home as a wife, then don't be happy yet. In fact, what he may mean is that you can work for free.

2. Talk about other people's help. If someone helps you, praise him hard in front of others, so that he will help you hard next time, and others will think that you are a grateful person and will be willing to help you.

Ingratitude is an important social skill. Think about it, you always take the initiative to help people bring food, take out the garbage and pack things. How many people appreciate it? They will only bully you more.

4. Be sure to be wary of people who play emotional cards with you. The more feelings, the less money.

Before getting married, you must try to live for a few months to find out each other's physical quality and living habits, and the test before marriage is more cruel than the chicken feathers after marriage.

6. Make fewer friends. Most "friends" in the circle of friends will not be happy with your success, but will only label you as showing off.

7. The worse the ability, the worse the quality of the social circle. If you are surrounded by many wonderful works such as Great Essence and love rat, then you should reflect on what you need to improve before you can jump out of this circle.

8. Before sending a circle of friends, check whether there are any unanswered messages.

9. Few people make big money when they are young, and most people don't start until middle age, so don't worry even if you don't make much money now. Investing in yourself, whether learning a knowledge or a skill, is a chip to seize the opportunity in the future.

10. Boys who like to say "You are special" and "You are different" are all veterans of love. They know more about girls' minds and know that girls love to hear these things more than "I love you", which is just their usual means of pursuing girls.

1 1. Don't fall in love with a boy who has no money and no ambition. These people are very sensitive. Once you show your yearning for the garage, they will soon label you as "vanity".

12. Don't forgive cheating on your friends. Don't believe that good for evil, no one can appreciate your virtue at all, they will not only bully you, but also publicize your stupidity everywhere.

13. Hesitation will fail and decisiveness will be wasted. Quit if you don't like the job, or break up if you don't fit in.

14. People who always put "I love you" on the border actually don't love it at all. The sentence "I love you" is not as precious as you think, because it is so replaceable that it is not as good as the mineral water of two yuan on the roadside. After all, mineral water can quench your thirst. This sentence has no effect.

15. If you make a request to a friend, he says to think about it, that's refusal.

16. When you meet a friend who is super comfortable to get along with, it is not necessarily that you have the same view. The high probability is that the other party has a very high status and is compatible with you in dimensionality reduction.

17. Life is not like cooking. Don't wait until everything is ready. People's minds are constantly maturing and need to grow by discovering and solving problems. If the opportunity is missed, it will be gone.

18. Don't say things you shouldn't say in front of others. Mention others behind their backs and be sure to praise them.

19. Never give advice to others. Even if you are really kind to him, he will think you are a good teacher. It is their own credit that things have been done; It's not over. The pot is yours.

20. People who like smoking, drinking and dancing have basically no goals and plans. In order to show their strength, they have to find something easy to do.

2 1. When something hasn't been done, don't talk about it everywhere. There are always more people who want to see your jokes than those who want you to succeed, and there are always fewer people who sincerely bless you than those who are jealous.

22. The truly independent young people are not those who often travel, pack bags and luxury cars in the circle of friends, but those who can solve problems even when they are not old.

23. When visiting others, take the initiative to tell them who you are and what you are doing after knocking at the door.

24. If you ask for help and haven't got a reply for a long time, don't ask again. In the adult world, there is no timely reply, and that is refusal.

25. Don't add friends' WeChat. First of all, you have nothing to talk about, and secondly, it is easy to cause misunderstanding, even if friends circle praise each other.

26. The best social skill is to improve yourself. Socialization is actually an exchange of resources. If you are worthless, then your so-called connections are just wishful thinking.

27. The advice of elders is really good for you, but it may not be suitable for you. Many parents always like to give us all kinds of advice.

What school to go to, what major to choose, who to marry and so on. In fact, many people have never even had a good day. So just listen to their advice and always make a choice according to yourself.

28. Cheap things are the best at the moment of payment, and then they are all bad. Expensive things are the most painful at the moment of paying, and then they will only get better and better.

29. Girls must not be full-time wives. Don't believe the man's "I support you" nonsense. When you really rely on him all your life, he will only treat you as a free servant, and may even provoke other little girls outside, so you can only submit to humiliation.

30. Always keep 30% mystery. Just like the trailer before the film screening is the most attractive, the girls who are half covered and half exposed are the most attractive. Only by keeping something can you bring freshness to others and make them interested in you forever.