Love sentences about being in love

Classic joke: Accidentally uttering love words about courtship. Nowadays, men have learned to behave well. Love words about courtship are like bubbles of goldfish in a water tank, they pop up accidentally.

There is one of the most classic ones. Man: Can I ask you for directions? Woman: Where to go? Man: Go to your heart.

What is the woman’s expression at this time? I haven't tried it, but it's completely conceivable that I wouldn't point at his nose and get angry.

The most wonderful courtship words for men are not "I love you". Although women never tire of hearing this sentence, it is still a bit corny. Moreover, such a straightforward way of expression is easy to be rejected. When the time comes, you will lose face and lose face, and you may even lose your friends. Therefore, if you say some things in a different way, don't just blame us men for being cunning. That's called a novelty, and it's also called a strategy.

Today I will pass on my accumulated experience to the single comrades, and give a bad breath to the singles. If you succeed, don’t forget to give me a box of Jindi chocolates. Because now I have fallen to the stage of using material things to court love, hehe.

I particularly admire a classmate of mine in middle school. One day he was really hungry, so he said to a boy named J in our class: I can help you make an appointment with XX to watch a movie, but the condition is that each of us will be treated to a bowl of dumplings. The boy had exhausted his pursuit of this woman and had made no achievements. When he heard this, he agreed like a patient recovering from his illness. So my classmate went around to the desk of girl XX and circled around her. The girl felt really strange and asked: What are you doing? Answer: I'm looking for something and I lost it. Q: What are you looking for? Answer: My heart is lost on you.

The results can be imagined. Unfortunately, boy J treated us to dumplings for free and even made us a couple.

In fact, the above is just a trick we used when we were young. Advanced courtship words are silent and make the listener’s heart beat. The woman’s heart beats back and forth in her chest several times. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that the other person is He said nothing and had almost no reason to refute. When I was 22 years old, I had always had a crush on a girl who could draw, but I never dared to express it. One day I went to the countryside to make a net for a school, and asked her to go sketching with me. Unfortunately, it suddenly started raining heavily on the way. We went to take shelter under a big tree, and she complained that I didn't choose a good day. I had an idea and asked her: Do you know why it rained suddenly? She shook her head in confusion. I continued: God suddenly saw a beautiful girl like you coming to the countryside, and his mouth was watering.

Although it was in the rain, I could still see her shy expression, so I boldly pursued the victory: I want to make you the second happiest person in the world. Before she could get angry, I continued: With you, I am the happiest person in the world. As a result, she snuggled into my arms in the rain.

Let’s talk about now, I’m old. Apart from getting rich, there are really not many things that can make people excited. But one day I met a netizen and I was really amazed by her beauty, so I stared at her for too long in the teahouse, which made me a little bit rude. At that time, I wanted to both conceal and hint her, so I blurted out: I should be regarded as an artist, and it is my job to gaze at beautiful women.

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