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The scholar wrote the first part to the butcher: blowing and sucking. What is the second part?

In ancient times, couplets were people's favorite entertainment activities. Talented people can learn from each other through couplets, or they can express their ridicule through couplets. In order to add some blessings to their home, they will also put up a couplet at the door. Today I will tell you a story about couplets.

The story took place during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. In a county town in Shanxi, there is a butcher named Zhang. The meat he sells is often short of weight, and he likes to inject water or blow air into pork. Everyone knows that he is dishonest in business, but he is the only meat seller in the city and can only suffer.

But by the end of the year, butcher Zhang knew that everyone would buy his meat, which made him even more unscrupulous. At this time, families began to paste couplets. Butcher Zhang is a lout, but he also wants to find a knowledgeable person to write a good couplet for himself, so that the business will be more prosperous next year. So Zhang Butcher went to the local Wang Xiucai, who knew about Zhang Butcher and was unwilling to do it for him. But he suddenly had a brainwave and readily agreed.

Wang Xiucai followed Zhang Butcher to his home and began to write couplets for him. Wang Xiucai pondered for a while and wrote the first part: Blowing and Sucking. This is Wang Xiucai satirizing the profiteer behavior of butcher Zhang blowing into the meat. Butcher Zhang didn't understand the meaning of this couplet, but just kept clapping his hands and saying yes. And Wang Xiucai continued to write a pair of couplets: rubbing handfuls of blood, horizontal criticism: knife knife sees blood. The second part is also talking about Zhang Butcher's behavior of killing customers and squeezing people's hard-earned money.

Butcher Zhang Ziran doesn't understand the meaning of Wang Xiucai's couplets. He thought it was to wish him a prosperous business and kill more pigs. But every time someone comes to his house to buy meat, he can't help laughing when he sees couplets. They think that butcher Zhang is really hateful, that he doesn't understand the meaning of couplets, and that he proudly sticks them on the door, which is very funny.

Butcher Zhang was puzzled when he saw the guest's appearance. Finally, he asked him what the couplet meant, but no one told him. He just bought something and left. Finally, someone told him that he was embarrassed after learning. But it was his own fault, and he was embarrassed to bother Wang Xiucai. After this incident, he also started his own account book business. Since then, business has really become more prosperous.