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As an only child, what things did you encounter that made you want to have siblings?

The first type

When I was studying, I saw people with many brothers and sisters, and they looked so majestic in groups. They bully others and no one else bullies them.

I have such a bad temper that every time I quarrel with one of them, I always suffer. If there are several people coming together, I will lose the momentum first, and you can't say anything to them. . At that time, I really wished that I had brothers and sisters to help me. Having more than one person would give me more strength.

Second type

When I saw Cardcaptor Sakura Magic Cards, I really wished I had an older brother like Sakura. Although I always bully you, in fact I love you very much, and I will take the blame for you if anything happens. I am the only one at home. I usually watch TV and read books by myself, but I don’t have anyone to chat with me. I really feel that life is so boring.

Every time I do something alone, I wish I had an older brother or younger brother who could talk nonsense with me, saving me from being so bored. Of course, the most important thing is that I often get into trouble and need someone to help me take the blame. .

The third type

When you are heartbroken, no one can talk to you. If you tell outsiders, you are afraid that they will comfort you, turn around and tell others as a joke, and then treat you together. Take it as a joke. If I had a brother or sister, if I fell out of love, they would definitely help me deal with that man, and if I was unhappy, I could express my sorrow to him. .

Anyway, no matter what I did before, I wish I had a brother or sister to accompany me to get into trouble and laugh with me, but it’s a pity that I can’t have one in this life. My mother is already in her forties. , I have no desire to give birth to a younger brother or sister. Furthermore, I am about to give birth to a child myself, and my mother is giving birth to another child. Are they going to be brothers or uncles and nephews?