Classic humorous jokes of online buzzwords

Everyone has his own unique personality, so it is very important to develop humor that suits his own personality.

Brothers are like brothers, husband and wife are like clothes! Hands and feet can be broken, clothes can't be changed.

I am the dragon sister in the sky. I am the flower on the ground. I don't look up, it doesn't rain, it doesn't bloom, it's not red.

Baby, I love you, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all my lovesickness turns to dust, I will never fail.

I love you, love you, love you, love you! Miss you, forget you! Forget you! Hurt you, hurt you, cry you! Angry at you, angry at you, angry at you ... but I can't help without you!

I am obsessed with waiting for your heart. I won't give up. Don't make me sad. You are my sweetness and represent my sincerity. I hope to win your heart. I wish you happiness and death without regret!

There is a plum on the mountain. Who do you love? I want to be with you, and no one can stop me! When I was there, I was yellow and I was crazy. When I became Yellowstone again, I was so cool!

Make-up exam for Valentine's Day. Is Cupid coming or not? I'm waiting for you to seek wisdom and let me do well in the exam.

Sea! It's all water horses! Four legs! Sister! You are so beautiful!

Let me see, let me hug, you leave me, I don't want it, give me a sweet kiss, my heart is pounding.

Speaking of feelings, headaches, spending money lavishly, wasting life.

Love your strengths, know your weaknesses, and be ready to forgive your mistakes.

Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.

I have the opportunity to know you, pay attention to you twice, date you three or four times, miss you so much, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you.

I am a corrupt official with my heart set on the top, my eyes on money, my dinner at public expense, my cheating everywhere, my five poisons are all available, my six relatives deny me, I deceive my superiors and delude my subordinates, and I am exquisite in all directions.

One day don't bow your head, two days don't worry, three days don't jump off a building.

Is emotion really a burden? If you keep it in your heart, can't you take it off? Wouldn't it be silly to really fall in love like this? Won't the journey of life become more bitter and tiring?

The road of life is bumpy. Don't be sad when you fall. Stand up and jump. There is heaven ahead.

Sister, I love you. I can't help coming to you. I accidentally scared you. I dreamed of you at night and vowed to catch up with you.

BABYBABY, you are so beautiful, it seems that the leek has been watered; BABYBABY, you are so cool, it seems that coconuts can't stop the wind.

If you have ever smelled flowers, don't ask me whose flowers are red. I like drinking, and I'm drunk. Flowers bloom and fall, but fate does not stay. Like the spring breeze, women dream like flowers.

When you see a bone, you will laugh. When you are in a hurry, you will jump over the wall. The stranger came, screaming in despair. It is good for mankind to have you.

Men and dogs: Men are twenty like pugs, sweet words in their mouths, and thirty like watchdogs, who are best at cooking and washing clothes.

The vast sky makes you fly high, and the beautiful story is interpreted by you. A girl like you should chase it and send a humorous message to my baby.

Every morning, I still remember the past; As time goes by and years increase, you and I are still affectionate!

Spring water flows in the spring mountain, spring grass grazes cattle in the spring, spring flowers bloom in the spring garden, and spring birds crow at the head of the spring tree.

You fly in the sky, I chase on the ground! You swim in the water and I'll watch it on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly!

Please hit me and scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug bites an apple.

If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only cloth on you.

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and step by step promotion!

Qian Shan Wanshui always loves, please contact? It's love to travel all over China, and only send one short message for every ten!

Silent, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, abnormal facial features, disowned by six parents, ignorant, imposing on all sides, unable to sit still for nine days, very useless.

Willing to be a winged bird in the sky, the air pollution is too bad; Then pick up branches on the ground, and deforestation and logging are not reliable; The people of the world should

Men's love is love, women's love is responsibility, men's flower heart is talent, and women's flower heart is nameless.

I was very happy when I first met you. I didn't realize you were a playboy. You were cruel after the affair. You are fascinated by you. I can't see that you are worried and can't keep you.

Crazy for you, crazy for you, sad for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is infinite forever.

Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

The wind blows the hair in the crotch and flies hellip.

When the mandarin ducks embrace each other, they watch the fun.

Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times. Many women only sleep once.

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

Teacher, wait, I'll let Buddha marry you!

Don't hang on a tree, try to die on several trees several times!

I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

Young people don't work hard, boss Foxconn; Low-key life, high-profile work, my mother has always stressed; Your so-called love didn't slap you! It may seem so, but it is not necessarily so.

Many people can't afford a house because the house price is too low, and many people can't afford a school because the tuition is still very low. No matter how high the house price is, developers will have it.

The official said: I am honest; The star said: I am innocent; Urban management said: I am kind; The rich man said: I pay taxes; Xiaosan said: I am self-reliant; The director said: I am very serious; The teacher said: I am noble; The policeman said: I am fair; Mobile said: I am honest; The bank said: my rules; PetroChina said: I lost money; The hospital said: I treat diseases; The court said: I am fair; People say: nonsense.