The more jokes about Niu Mowang and the Monkey King, the better.

Niu Mowang found the Monkey King and said, Brother, don't you have a pair of eyes?

the Monkey King: Yes, why?

Niu Mowang: Please go into my wife's stomach again.

the Monkey King: What are you doing in there?

Niu Mowang: Let's see if anything went in during my absence!

Niu Mowang shouted, split the opposite mountain in two, and said to the Monkey King, Dear Brother, do you think I am awesome? the Monkey King said, No! ! !

Have you heard that Hong Haier is a descendant of Wukong?

It's said that Tang Priest's disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and they passed through the flaming mountain, but they were blocked by the raging fire. Wukong called the land to find out how to put out the fire. The land said, "Only the banana fan of Princess Iron Fan can put out the fire."

So Wukong hurried to the Banana Cave and asked Princess Tiefan for a banana fan. I don't want Wukong to get there and ask Princess Tiefan to borrow the fan, but the princess refused. Wukong had no choice but to drill into princess iron fan's stomach to disturb her. Princess iron fan couldn't help but feel pain, so she took out the banana fan and gave it to Wukong.

shortly after Wukong left, Niu Mowang, who had been away from home for many years, came back. Princess Tiefan cried to her husband about the Monkey King's forcible seizure of the treasure fan, and Niu Mowang was furious. Turn into a pig and stop Wukong on the way.

Niu Mowang, who became Bajie, said, "Monkey, did you borrow a treasure fan so soon?"

Wukong smiled and said, "She can't do it without borrowing it. I got myself inside her."

when Niu Mowang heard this, he asked, "How do you feel?"

Wukong said, "Of course it's cool. I'm even more cool when I'm cool with her, and she's screaming when she's cool."

Niu Mowang was furious, but he couldn't do anything about the Monkey King, so he had to trick the banana fan back and leave.

Niu Mowang suffered a dumb loss and never dared to leave home again.

A few months later, Princess Tiefan gave birth to a son. Niu Mowang was quite happy at first, but when she saw the child, she suddenly flew into a rage and saw that the child had a red face.

Niu Mowang thought: I am so black, but the child's face is so red. It is clearly the Po Hou's seed. Aren't all monkeys' asses red?

The more Niu Mowang thought about it, the more angry he became, and he ran away from home again.

In fact, Niu Mowang's suspicion is correct. When Wukong got into Princess Iron Fan's stomach, it was very hot inside, and it happened that Wukong was young, hot-blooded and clever. He released a sperm, which happened to be the ovulation period of Princess Iron Fan, and she also released an egg. After that, Princess Iron Fan had Hong Haier.

avalokitesvara kept this secret so as not to affect Wukong's Buddhist scriptures. Later, she remembered her friendship with Wukong for hundreds of years, and took Hong Haier into her family, calling him a disciple sitting on the lotus, as a token of her affection for Wukong.

the Monkey King doesn't know about it yet, so everyone must keep it a secret.