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Can you accept that your other half has had plastic surgery?
Of course I don’t mind. I looked at his nasolabial folds a few days ago and said to him very carefully: Why don’t you get hyaluronic acid injections? You will look several years younger after you get it! He just looked at me and said, "Are you sick?"
Everyone has a love for beauty, and who wouldn’t want the person to look better? If you were with a beautiful woman or a handsome man, you would wake up laughing in your dreams, right? When you take him out shopping, you will feel particularly happy if others take a second look at him, because he is yours. Which girl has ever said that the male protagonist in a novel is ugly? If you read a romance novel in which the male protagonist is ugly, you might give up and think to yourself: What the hell? Can you still be a leading actor if you are not good-looking? The same goes for men. In any of the fairy tales or martial arts novels that men read, there is a man who finds several beauties, and the beauties all circle around him, making them so happy that they fly. If there are not beauties in the novel, then it will definitely be the same as the girls, abandon it!
In today’s TV dramas, there are all kinds of fresh meat and little flowers everywhere. Which one is not the most beautiful person in the world? Appearance should be the only motivation besides the plot that can keep us watching the TV series. If it were not for those veteran actors whose acting skills we have already recognized, the newcomers who have just debuted would be completely buried without any appearance. If your partner had plastic surgery or plastic surgery, would you still mind? Do you want to be single? Appearance determines whether two people can be together. After getting together, it mainly depends on personality. But suddenly someone finds that someone you are already so familiar with brings you a different sense of freshness, and you will feel that you love him even more.
In this era where appearance is justice, this question is wrong. It should be asked: If your partner is disabled, would you mind? Everyone is very happy if the grooming looks good, but what if the grooming is miserable? This is a more controversial issue. If your partner doesn't look very good, and then he wants to change, he goes for plastic surgery. Unexpectedly, he becomes disabled and is not as good as before. At least the ugly look was more natural, fresh and refined before, but now What should you do if it becomes ugly and unconventional after getting the surgery done? If it were me, I still wouldn't mind. It might look a little weird at first, but he'll get used to it. After this failure, he might not think about having plastic surgery in the future. He is already extremely ugly after being disabled, so how much more ugly can he get? Thinking about it, life is still passable.
If the subject wants plastic surgery, he must be taken to a regular hospital. In addition to being responsible for his face, he is also responsible for his life. As long as the subject is happy, many things are easy to talk about. If one day he is really disabled, you can talk to him. He said: You are ugly! fine! I'm blind~
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