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Send points: Tell us about the prison policeman in your heart

My cousin is a prison policeman, so I was lucky enough to be able to visit prison life four times (of course if... you can also experience prison life, haha.).

The Bureau of Prisons takes advantage of the right time and location, with high wages, abundant funds, and generous benefits. Children don’t have to look for schools, there are good schools everywhere, and there are lunch subsidies for meals. There is a big difference between the superiors and the grassroots, with little salary, little funds, and no benefits. The prices of small land at the grassroots level are comparable to those in provincial cities, and children have to borrow money to attend good schools. This time the subsidy standard is even better! There are also three, six or nine levels. The grade changes instantly! Shaanxi's economy is booming, its work style is good, and it can take "first place" in everything. As soon as the subsidy standards were released, all the forums became lively. However, grassroots voices were blocked before they reached the central government. When it comes to fairness and unfairness, please take a look at the actual work and life of the Prison People's Police -

There is a little-known police force - the Prison People's Police. Most of them fight in difficult environments far away from the city. Like other police types, they have also made their due contributions to the stability of society and the tranquility of the people. They use their hard work and sweat to turn decay into magic. They are the best in the police force. They are a special group of gardeners who have dedicated their youth and their lives, and their lives to their children and grandchildren. They have no regrets, and they need the people's understanding and support more. Promote this special team to the society, so that everyone can care about and support their cause, and at the same time learn more about the superiority of socialist prisons, and refute the unreasonable attacks on our country by those countries that use the slogan of human rights.

"I volunteer to be a people's policeman. I promise to be loyal to the Communist Party of China, to the motherland, to the people, and to the law; to obey orders and commands; to strictly observe discipline and keep secrets; to enforce the law impartially, Be honest and honest; not afraid of hardship or sacrifice; serve the people wholeheartedly and resolutely safeguard the interests of the country and the people. I am willing to devote myself to the noble cause of judicial administration and work hard to realize my oath! ”

Some! I couldn't say anything at the time, but now I can only say half of it, and say what I can. Maybe I'm not the only one who has these feelings. I believe every prison police officer has this experience. When he hears about police, he will ask which police station, criminal police team or traffic police team you are from. At least it is also the judicial police team. When he hears that there is another police type called prison police, Weird eyes, and this police type? So many times my cousin only introduces himself as a civil servant, or at most a political and legal policeman, and is really too lazy to answer. A few days ago, I listened to a lecture by some university professors. When talking about the execution of punishments in China, they said that in the future, prison police will use correctional officers as trial implementation. This is very popular abroad. I think this is a good title. Why call it the police? There are some “policemen” who are called “policemen” with shady names that make people feel uncomfortable. However, prison police, the second largest police force, are stipulated in the "People's Police Law" and the "Prison Law", but few people mention it. I mention here that prison police are called correctional officers because I want to distinguish them from public security police. This will be discussed in a moment. As for the job of discipline, when I was in the police academy, the teacher said that from now on you will be a discipline, a profession that manages people. Discipline is the only profession in the world that specializes in managing people, and the people must be upright. These words are very grand. A few days ago, a professor also said that execution of punishment in prison is the final form of justice. Similarly, there are "special gardeners" who "turn decay into miracles" and so on. Premier Zhou said that "the safety of the world depends on half of the public security." This statement was also attributed to the prison police - they were all public security before 1983. The words were too brilliant, but they could not hide their sadness. Because prison police have been dealing with the worst people in the world for a long time, they must have a strong will to reform them. Due to the monotonous and boring work, many police officers work day after day, year after year, and are under excessive pressure, which inevitably leads to psychological problems. This is not sensational. Even the Ministry of Justice is aware of this problem and has talked about paying attention to "preferential treatment of police officers" during team building and solving the psychological problems of prison police officers. A county party secretary once said after getting drunk that hearing about Jiao Yulu's spirit made him annoyed. To paraphrase, "I get annoyed when I hear preferential treatment for police officers" is the mentality of many prison police officers, or the same is true for the police. From the time I read the document, whenever the team recommendations were discussed in the conference and small meetings, this was mentioned. The top leader of the central government said it, and the leaders of the lower units also said it. Everyone knows how well it was executed.

As for the profession of correctional officers and other positions in prisons, I think that in fact, because prison agencies are also responsible for production, there is a phenomenon of prisons running enterprises. In prisons, not only the position of correctional officers, Such as political work, production, technology, supply, sales, security, hospitals, teaching, and many other departments. There are some departments here that are very good, that is, some production departments, such as sales companies. I believe all the comrades within the prison know that in prisons, the best people are employed as correctional officers, just like the best people in the police force are responsible for criminal investigation, but it is also the most difficult department. The basic ward of the prison is a constant pain for the police to discipline them. For example, during the SARS period, the gates were closed, and the prison police also lived and worked in the prison area every day. Although I had been working in the prison for several years in those days, I was still extremely uncomfortable because you were locked up all of a sudden. This feeling You are really in jail, and the so-called "indefinite period" is just for coming to work - in some places, police officers in prisons committed suicide because of this; and in some places, as long as there is a problem with the criminals in the prison area, it is the responsibility of the police in the prison area. Responsibility, no matter how hard you work as required, after the criminal escapes, the police directly responsible must bear the responsibility to recover the escape funds, as a sign of increasing the punishment, or the procuratorate intervenes in the investigation, and some police officers commit suicide as a result. A prison leader once said, “Our work is different from that of the police. The bigger the incident the police encounters, the greater the contribution they make, but the bigger the incident the prison encounters, the greater the responsibility they bear and the greater the punishment they receive. "Indeed, prison police are a very hard job. As an old comrade said, China's prison police are difficult and hard work that their foreign counterparts can't imagine, and they are tiring that other civil servants can't imagine. Really, when I think about it carefully sometimes, I really can’t find any other department in a state agency that is so overworked. If you don’t believe me, count them to me.

Many people think that the prison police only take care of the prisoners, so there is no danger. This is really a joke. I don’t have exact figures for the casualties of the prison police, but I can say with certainty that their casualties are no less than those of the public security police. Due to the special nature of prison work, prison police have sacrificed very little publicity - which I still can't understand until now - so please forgive me for not being able to list all of the many cases here. Comrades who have read the briefing all know this. I read a post a few days ago that stated that 70 to 80 percent of police officers no longer want to work in the police force. I don't doubt that. In fact, there are more prison police officers. When I graduated from the police academy (the Third People's Police Academy of a certain province. Generally speaking, the first police academy is for public security, the second police academy is for national security, and the third is for justice), there were more than 40 students in the class. One is willing to go to the prison unit. Even if you have no choice, you should choose a good unit. I remember two students who were in love were assigned to a prison in a remote location. They cried loudly and worked passively after arriving at the new unit. However, they were sent back and assigned to a prison on the outskirts of the city. This was a genius. People wish. It's so sad to think about. But we see this sentence on the year-end assessment form, "Love prison work." Is this what you mean? Why do we have to learn to tell lies? Even those who dream about being transferred out of the prison department every day write like this, until the day when they are actually transferred, they call friends and drink to celebrate. On the one hand, prisons suffer the loss of outstanding talents; on the other hand, they cannot recruit college students at all. A certain unit is recruiting an engineering college student, who is urgently needed for production. However, at the job fair, there are only a few people there, and very few people even ask. Of course, none came. This is easy to understand. For college undergraduates, as long as your major is better, you really don’t have to worry about finding a job. Why would you go to a prison, a unit that is tiring, painful, dangerous, and has low pay? For example, if you are a law undergraduate, the public security organs, the procuratorate, and the law are all better than prisons. If you can't get into it, how much will you earn as a lawyer, and how much will you earn as a prison police officer? After comparing them, you will understand. These are not the most painful things. Let me talk about the political treatment and social status of prison police officers.

For a long time, I have been wondering why the social status of prison police is so low? Few people respect you because you are a prison police officer. Instead, they look at you with regret, giving you the feeling that you are in the wrong profession. What's the problem? First of all, I think it’s an issue of wages and benefits. I don't know what it's like in developed areas in the east. Anyway, in the mainland, prison police are the most miserable state agencies and the lowest paid state agency personnel. Even if it is not compared with agencies that provide good welfare, such as taxation and finance, it cannot be compared with the Public Security Bureau, which is also a political and legal agency. It's not close, it's far from it.

In recent years, in a prefecture-level city, the income of the public security police has been almost the same as that of the prison police. However, this does not give the prison police a happy feeling, because the narrowing of the income gap is not due to the salary of prison police officers catching up with the public security, but because the income of the public security has dropped. Well, as for how the police became Wang Xiaoer during the Chinese New Year, every year is worse than the last. Let me give you an analogy. A classmate of mine was at the police station. Part of the money they collected from gambling was returned to the police officers handling the case. But that was a few years ago. Do you dare to do it now? "Preferential treatment for the police" has been mentioned every year, but every year it has disappointed people. Slowly, it has turned into indifference. This kind of indifference is very scary. I wonder if the higher-ups have noticed. In terms of political treatment and future prospects, they are incomparable. This is similar to the police. For a public security police officer, it would be great if he could be promoted to section chief or director. How many of them can actually reach the position of director? There are only a few directors in a bureau. But it is different in government agencies. If young people go in, work harder, speak and write better, they will soon become deputy township mayors and deputy town mayors. Now the prefecture-level city where I am located has many department-level cadres in their thirties. It really makes the author envious. I believe all the police officers feel the same way. I am no worse than him in any way. How could I end up like this? If people who see this post think that the author has not learned "****" well and has not established correct professional ethics for the people's police, I have nothing to say. Fortunately, there is a Chinese word called "sanctimonious".

This is my opinion on prison police, thank you for reading!