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The chairman of a large company recruited a female secretary and gave three questions.

Question 1: What are the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?

Question 2: What are the similarities and differences between a hot kettle and a woman?

Question 3: What are the similarities and differences between refrigerators and women?

I thought about the question for a MM, and the answer is as follows:

1. Bicycles are similar to women and can be ridden by people.

The difference is that bicycles pump up before riding, while women pump up after riding.

A hot water kettle is like a woman, you can pour water into it.

The difference is that a hot water kettle can only be poured in by unplugging it, while a woman can only be poured in by plugging it in.

The refrigerator is similar to a woman, you can put a piece of meat in it.

The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when put in and hard when taken out, while the meat in a woman's body is hard when put in and soft when taken out.

As a result, this MM was admitted.