A humorous and satirical joke story

Three humorous and satirical jokes of animals

1, bees and snakes make friends. The bee said, I want to travel to the river with you. ?

The snake said, of course. You must lie on my back. ?

The bee landed on the snake's back and reached the river.

The snake swam for a while and felt very weak. It sank for a while and floated for a while. The bee suspected that the snake was hurting itself and stung the snake. The snake endured the painful scolding: others say that my mouth is poisonous, and your stomach is even more poisonous! ?

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2. When a hungry cat meets a hungry tiger, the tiger asks the cat:? Now, there are many mice. Mao Ge, you always feed on rats. Why are you so hungry? Are there no mice in the world?

The hungry cat sighed. There are many rats, but recently a group of rats are very good at speculating and making profits. One by one, they got into the magnificent place, and the guards were extremely tight. How dare I eat him? ?

At the same time, I asked: What about you? Brother Hu, you always eat people. Why are you so hungry?

The hungry tiger sighed: alas, it feels less and less human now! ?

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A big tree gave birth to many caterpillars, and the young leaves made them grow quickly.

Worms speak freely:? After becoming a butterfly, we should dance and sing for the tree and make due contributions to its rise! ? They ate and chewed and ate up the tree.

Finally become a butterfly! The butterfly fluttered its beautiful wings and flew around the tree several times, saying, This tree is too backward for our development! ?

Say, fly away?

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