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About the Three Kingdoms

taoyuan sworn: Liu guanzhang didn't become sworn, but he was like a brother. Guan Yu is even older than Liu Bei.

Zhang Fei whipped Du You: It was Liu Beigan. Because Du You refused to see Liu Bei, Liu Bei was furious and beat Du You with his stick.

Cao Cao offered a seven-star knife: fiction. In the romance, Cao Cao attempted to assassinate Dong Zhuo by offering a knife. In fact, Cao Cao thought that Dong Zhuo would be defeated in the end and fled to his hometown overnight.

Sun Jian's death: As he pursued the enemy with only a few followers, he was ambushed by Huang Zu and died in Xian Mountain. Guan Yu and Xuzhou put Che Zhou to death: It was also Liu Beigan.

There are three things about Tushan: Although "there are three things about Tushan", Guan Yu surrendered because of Liu Bei's family.

Imperial edict with blood in clothes: It is true, but Marten is a warlord with the nature of bandits, and attacking LiGuo is just a personal vendetta.

Guan Yu killed Wen Chou: Wen Chou died in the chaos of Cao Jun .. It may have been killed by soldiers of Guan Yu, Zhang Liao or Xu Huang.

Sun Ce's death: He was assassinated by an assassin. The assassin was a domestic slave and guest of Xu Gong, the former prefect of Wu County, and was not scared to death by Yu Ji.

Going through five customs and killing six generals: a fictional story. After Guan Yu left Cao Cao, he didn't go through five customs, but Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Qin Qi were not recorded in historical books. However, it cannot be denied that there was no obstruction in the middle. Guo Jia left a plan for Liaodong: a fictional plot. Guo Jia died suddenly at the age of 38, leaving no plan. This plan was Cao Cao's own plan. Guan Yu's ancient city beheaded Cai Yang: Liu Beigan did it, and the place was not the ancient city.

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp: Cao Cao marched south, Xu Shu fled with Liu Bei 'nan, Xu Mu was captured in the mutinous army, Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Cao's camp, and later became an important minister of Wei State.

Zhuge Liang set fire to Bowangpo: It was Liu Beigan again, but Zhuge Liang didn't come out of the mountain at that time.

Zhuge Liang set fire to a new field: it is not recorded in history, but was invented by Luo Guanzhong.

Zhao Yun went in and out seven times in Changbanpo: It should be Changsaka. Zhao Yun only escorted Liu Bei's family to retreat, but nothing happened. Zhaoyun was not famous at that time.

Mrs. Mi jumped into the well: it is not recorded in the official history.

Liu cong was killed: after he gave Jingzhou, he was appointed as the secretariat of Qingzhou by Cao Cao, and was sealed as a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao moved to be a doctor of advice.

Debate among Confucians: It is only recorded that Zhuge Liang met with Sun Quan, and the warring factions of Soochow and the main peace faction were increasingly contending. Zhuge Liang is just a thrifty envoy.

Zhou Yuzhi counted Jiang Gan: after Jiang Gan and Battle of Red Cliffs, he failed to lobby Zhou Yu.

Zhuge Liang inspired Zhou Yu: It should be Zhuge Liang who inspired Sun Quan.

A straw boat borrows an arrow: There is no such thing. A similar incident happened in the battle between Sun Quan and ruxu Dock.

risks: There is indeed a false surrender by Huang Gai, but there should be no risks.

Pang Tong offered a series of stratagems: The series was Cao Cao's decision, and Pang Tong had never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs.

Kongming's desire for the east wind is purely fictitious. The time of the winter solstice in Jiangdong is coincidental with the southeast wind.

south county dispute: it didn't happen. Sun Quan lent Jiangling to Liu Bei after Zhou Yu's death. Borrowing Jiangling (at that time, Jingzhou was divided by Cao, Sun and Liu, and Sun Quan had no right to "borrow Jingzhou") was just Lu Su's idea, in order to give Cao Cao one more formidable enemy.

Guan Yu fought Huang Zhong: Liu Bei marched to the south of Jingnan, and the four county commanders surrendered to the wind, so Huang Zhong surrendered with Changsha prefect Han Xuan. Kanroji's Bride: When Liu Bei decided on Jingzhou, Sun Quan was very afraid of him, so he married Liu Bei as his wife and reunited with him. Didn't get married in Kanroji.

Three Qi Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu died of illness in Baqiu on the way to cutting Shu before going to West Shu. Not by Zhuge Liang's intelligence. And Zhou Yu is not a narrow-minded person.

Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, mourned Zhou Yu in Wolong, Sanjiangkou.

Ma Chao raised his troops: Contrary to historical facts, Ma Chao raised his troops first, and Ma Teng was killed.

Cutting beard and abandoning robe: The battle was really fierce, but it was Ma Chao's defeat, and official history did not contain cutting beard and abandoning robe.

Xu Chu's naked horse Chao: It is not recorded in the history books.

Zhang Song presented a map: Liu Bei should be asked about the soldiers, horses, grain and money in Zhang Song, so Zhang Song drew a map for Liu Bei.

Ma Chao fought Zhang Fei: Ma Chao wrote to Liu Bei privately to ask for surrender. There is no such thing as Zhang Fei and Ma Chao fought for more than 2 rounds in the novel, and were later surrendered by Zhuge Liang.

Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander-in-chief in Hanzhong, and Fazheng was the staff officer.

The plan to seize heaven and sway mountains: there is no record in the history books.

Dingjun Mountain: Xia Houyuan was killed in a night attack by Liu Beijun. Although Huang Zhong didn't kill him, Huang Zhong made great contributions in this battle.

Cao Cao killed Yang Xiu: Yang Xiu was not killed on the eve of Cao Cao's withdrawal, but was actually killed after Cao Cao's withdrawal. In the official history, there is no case that Cao Cao killed Yang Xiu and then fought with the Shu army, and Wei Yan shot off his front teeth.

Guan Yu's Single Knife Club: In fact, Lu Su invited Guan Yu to discuss Jingzhou before the battle, and the two sides did not reach an agreement.

Curettage: At this time, Hua Tuo was already dead in Battle of Red Cliffs, and was operated by an ordinary military doctor.

The Seventh Army was flooded: It was autumn, and it was raining continuously, and the Hanshui River soared. Guan Yu took advantage of the time and place to take advantage of the water potential to lead the water army to defeat the famous soldiers, capture Pound and lead the army to attack urgently.

Guan Yu refused to surrender in Maicheng: it is not recorded, but he refused to surrender after being captured.

Guan Yu Xiansheng: Yuquan Xiansheng was adapted from the story of building a temple in yuquan temple in Tang Dynasty, and Lv Meng died of illness. Bai Di entrusted orphans: Liu Bei entrusted orphans with Zhuge Liang and Li Yan at the end of his life, but he still said to Zhuge Liang: "You are only ten times as good as Cao Pi, and you will be able to secure the country and eventually achieve great things. If the heir can be supplemented, supplement it; If it is incompetent, you can take it yourself. "

Eight-array diagram: Eight-array diagram is an array of art of war made by Zhuge Liang, not a grotesque array or maze.

Seven captures of Meng Huo: There is no record of seven captures of Meng Huo in The History of the Three Kingdoms. However, in the Spring and Autumn Annals of Han, Jin and Huayang National Records, there was a saying of "seven captures and seven verticals", but the specific process was not recorded. E Huan, Zhu Rong, Meng You and King Mulu were all created by novels.

Empty plan: After the defeat of Jieting, Wei Jun did not pursue the Shu army. Zhuge Liang just moved the people and grain in the west county. At that time, Wei Jun was not Sima Yi, and the real empty plan was hired by Wei Jiangwen and used by Zhao Yun, a general of Shu.

Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang: Wang Lang died in 228 and did not go to war with the army. (In fact, Zhuge Liang's military talents may not be as good as those two men who died.)

Burn the valley above: Zhuge Liang defeated Wei Jun in Lucheng, and Sima Yi only saved his life. The History of the Three Kingdoms didn't mention what tactics were used to break Wei Jun. There is no big difference between Shaanxi rural legends and romance.

Zhuge Liang's death scares away Zhong Da: It really happened, and it was not Zhuge Liang's legacy. It is recorded in Han, Jin and Chunqiu that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army quietly retreated without mourning, and Sima Yi noticed it and drove the army to catch up. When the two armies were close, Jiang Wei, the general of the Shu Dynasty, and Yang Yi, the commander of the Shu Dynasty, ordered the Shu army to make a feint against the flag and drum, but Sima Yi did not dare to approach, so he had to retreat, and the Shu army went into the valley and sent out mourning. At that time, in Shu, there was a joke that "Zhong Da was born when Zhuge died". Wei Yan rebelled and was killed by Ma Dai: Wei Yan was at odds with Yang Yi, disobeyed orders after Zhuge Liang's death, and was killed after the struggle failed. Before Zhuge Liang's death, Wei Yan was reused, and there was no such thing as "being forced into a bone."

Nine expeditions to the Central Plains: In fact, Jiang Wei only made eight northern expeditions, among which the victory and defeat were equal. Most of the eight northern expeditions were fictional.