Funny program of the annual meeting

The annual meeting of enterprises is accompanied by important contents such as employee commendation, enterprise history review and enterprise future prospect. The following is a funny program about the annual meeting that I arranged for you. Welcome to reading.

The funny program of the annual meeting is the romance of cutting cakes.

Participate in 8 people (white, white, (soy sauce), cake seller, cake dad, cake mom, TV shopping, (soy sauce).

The first act (home):

Once upon a time, there was a sister Bai Fu who lived happily with her sister Bai Fu. One day:

Bai: It's so boring. Isn't there anything interesting and delicious?

Sister Bai Fu: I heard that cutting cakes is delicious. I bought it in the street ahead.

Bai: Really? I haven't even eaten it. I will buy it now.

Sister Bai Fu: Then, buy me one, too. (handing money)

Act II (City):

When I went to town with ten dollars for nothing, I saw the boy selling cut cakes in the city rushing to greet the guests. (selling cakes)

Boy: Cake cutter, 10 yuan one or two, cut! Girl, do you want a piece?

Bai: Cut me 10 yuan!

(Young man crosscuts a picture) Is this all right? Just five thousand dollars!

Bai: What? Five thousand? It's too expensive.

Boy: What? Do you want to eat overlord cake? (fierce eyes)

Bai: OK, five thousand is five thousand (handing money).

Boy: (taking the money) Hehe, this girl, the "Gao Fushuai cake" from our hometown, is going to have a trial marriage. I see that your heaven is full, your pavilion is Fiona Fang, your seal is red, and you look like an aristocrat. Do you want to audition? (Stuff a poster)

Act III (Home):

Sister Bai Fu: What? Gao Fushuai wants to audition for marriage? I'm going to attend!

Bai: I want to go too. The guy who sold the cake last time said I had great potential.

Sister Bai Fu: (humming a song to choose clothes) If you want to leave, find your own way. I have no extra clothes and shoes for you! Bai: What should I do? I spent all my pocket money on cakes this month. . . .

TV Shopping: As long as 999, as long as 999, getting rich and beautiful is not a dream. Are you unhappy today? Are you mentally ill? After eating the "Fairy" brand magic potion, you can get rid of your troubles once and have your own Swarovski limited crystal dress. Now you can buy and send crystal shoes and pumpkin carts. Pick up the phone and order now! The first 100 customers can get a free use opportunity and a free use opportunity! There are not many opportunities. What a pity to miss them! Call and order quickly! ! (Telephone * * * * *, and 10 group, 9 groups, 8 groups are left! PPT)

White excitedly cried:

TV Shopping: Congratulations to this girl for her free experience. The potion will expire at midnight on 12. If you have any quality problems, please call.

Act IV (PPT): The cake is on the parents.

Dad Gao: You made the right choice this time. Find a good girl for Senior Two!

Mom: (looking around) So many girls are attending. We have 65,438+000 cars to cut cakes. Girls are not just chosen. This time, you must choose a good girl who can make cakes, move cakes, sell cakes and cut cakes!

Dad: Did you pass the driving test this year?

Mom: Can you see the value of this cut cake at a glance? )

Congratulations to the following girls who passed the primary election. Next, we will choose the real one among the girls-the good voice of selling cakes! (PPT) Passerby (Fiona Fang): Singing (unqualified)

Sister Bai Fu: Singing (unqualified)

Bai: Singing.

Gao Fushuai: Which girl's voice is so shocking, Fiona Fang, what do you think?

Fiona Fang: Your honor, I agree with you.

Gao Fushuai: That's her!

(Button, swivel chair)

Sister Bai Fu: I don't believe in love anymore, TOT. (It rang at twelve o'clock)

Bai: It's over. The potion is about to expire Let's go

Gao Fushuai: You can't jump, there is a yellow light ahead!

(Pumpkin cart stopped by yellow light) (yellow light PPT)

(Happy ending, congratulations, you can add New Year greetings)

Funny program of the annual meeting, original sketch "The Legend of Don Quixote"

Synopsis: A man named Tang Mingji Zi Deke decided to walk in the Jianghu in order to realize his dream and pursue freedom. On the way, he met the bad guys headed by Hu Ling Youwei, who did bad things and robbed civilians. Finally, by learning knowledge, he defeated the bad guys and saved the beautiful women. Draw a conclusion: knowledge is like his underwear, although it is invisible at ordinary times, the critical moment is very important.

Characters: Tang Jike De (male), Sancho (male), Beauty, Youwei (male), Bad Man A (male), Bad Man B (male, sissy), narrator ***7 people.

Narrator: Under the first crooked-neck tree in the west of the ancient Tangjia village, there lived a family. This family has a son named Tang, Ming Ji and Zi.

Tang Jikede (hereinafter referred to as Tang): I am Tang Jikede, the 27th descendant of Tangmen, Sichuan. Starting today, I will pursue freedom, walk the rivers and lakes, enjoy nature and realize my dream of being brave.

Sancho: Master, let's not go. Being a knight-errant is too risky. Tofu is the safest. Hard is dried bean curd, thin is bean curd brain, thin is bean curd skin, dried is soybean milk, and finally it can turn into stinky bean curd brain, ensuring no loss! The annual sketch script is funny. Don: How is that possible? I have been determined to fight bravely and save the world since I was a child. I can't abandon the world for a piece of tofu, can I?

Sancho: Master, when shall we start?

Don: Let's go, Sancho. Go, get your luggage ready, and remember not to bring too much luggage, or my LV suitcase won't fit.

Sancho: Master, if we want to go out for a walk in the Jianghu, there will inevitably be bumps on the road. What do you think you're holding such a good bag?

Don: Sancho, don't you get it? Although we are chivalrous, we can't be a tasteless chivalrous man, which makes people look down on us, can we? By the way, bring more sets of my VO underwear. Close-fitting comfort. Only by wearing it can I better show my superb martial arts.

Sancho: Yes. Master, I'm on my way.

Narrator: The master and servant packed their bags and set off. One day, the master and servant were walking on a chicken intestine path when they suddenly saw several people surrounded in front.

Hu Ling took a sip: The girl in front is so beautiful.

Bad guy A: Boss, yes, it's good to see her figure surpass Sister Furong.

Bad guy B: Boss, take a closer look. That girl is wearing Prada and Gucci. There are some newly bought VO underwear in Hermes bag. She is definitely a girl with a rich family.

Hu Ling: Bah, you must be a girl from a rich family dressed like that? Nowadays, girls have to buy such a suit for themselves without eating or drinking for several years. How can you get along in the workplace without such a costume? Didn't you see Du Lala's promotion? Everyone is dressed like this.

Bad guy A: The boss is right. But, with her outfit, we have to grab it. Haven't you always taught us that it is better to catch a mistake than to catch a leak?

Bad guy B: Yes, yes, boss, maybe he is a beautiful and rich owner.

Hu Ling: OK, let's go.

Narrator: So, the criminal gang headed by Hu Ling began to prepare to rob this beautiful woman. They blocked the girl's way.

Bad guy A: Girl, wait, don't go.

Beauty: Hey, you little beggars, stop me. People love each other, cars see cars, and coffins see a flower in rivers and lakes. What do you want?

Bad guy B: What do you think we should do?

Beauty: Go away, get out of the way, this beauty is in a hurry to be on the show.

Bad guy a: what program?

Beauty: If you are the one. I am so beautiful, I must find a rich husband.

Bad guy B: I caught a rich man. At that time, he is popular, you drink spicy food, he eats, and you drink soup. what do you think?

Hu Ling: I said, why do you talk so much nonsense? Beauty, I have good news for you. We're here to rob.

Narrator: As a result, several gangsters pulled up the girl. This scene was seen by Don Quixote's master and servant who walked behind. Don Quixote could not restrain his excitement and had the opportunity to seek justice for the chivalrous man.

Don: Sancho, did you see everything?

Sancho: Yes, master, I saw it all. How dare some strong men be molested by good women in broad daylight?

Don: Sancho, I told you that your 800-degree myopia eyes should have been corrected by laser. It is obvious that several gangsters want to plot against John Doe.

Sancho: Master, we walked outside for so many days, and everywhere we went, it was peaceful and harmonious. Today, I finally got a chance.

Don: Yes, yes. It seems like a godsend, let me show my skill today.

Narrator: As a result, the master and servant came running quickly.

Don: How dare you. Shengshi dares to rob commoners?

Hu Ling: Which onion and garlic are you? Doing things is none of your business. You two had better hug each other tightly and leave happily, otherwise, you will see.

Bad guy A: Yeah, why don't you get out? Do you want to die or not?

Bad guy B: Boy, we are all mixed up. Don't make me draw my sword.

Sancho: Master, I think we'd better go. One more thing is better than one less thing. You see, we have been out for so many days, eating vegetables all day, and we are almost in a vegetative state. We are no match for these guys.

Don: No, a knight who doesn't want to be a knight is not a good knight. I'll take care of it today.

Beauty: Hero, help me quickly. If you don't save me, I won't have a chance to cry in the BMW.

Don: Don't worry, I'll save you. You not only have a chance to cry in the BMW, but also have a chance to laugh behind the bike.

Beauty: Bah, I don't want to sit behind my bike and laugh.

Hu Ling: What are you two looking at? Bring it to me quickly. I'm going to divide this boy's grain, not to my six relatives.

Bad guy B: Don't worry, boss. Just wait till I beat him.

Hu Ling: I haven't told you whether you are a man or a woman.

Bad guy B: My village has called me a "fake mother" since I was a child. what can I do?

Don: Now, Sancho, what I learned at home can be put to use.

Narrator: As a result, several people got into a fight. It was dark, and the sun and the moon had no light. After 300 rounds of war, Don Quixote finally subdued several gangsters.

Sancho: Master, I worship you like a raging river, like a runaway Yellow River.

Don: Don't fix these useless things. Come on, tie these up for me, and then call 1 10, and let them be severely punished by law.

Sancho: No problem, master. But, master, I finally understand what you said to me today.

Don: What?

Sancho: As you said, knowledge is like underwear. It's invisible, but it's really important.

Beauty: This hero is very powerful. This is the first time that my little daughter has seen such a hero since she was born twenty-three years ago.

Don: That's because the capable and intelligent people are hiding and doing nothing. I am a fool who can only bear it. Someone has to do something.

Beauty: Hero, where are you going?

Don: I should have been brave and saved the world, but after this trip, I found that the world was saving me.

Sancho: And you are, master?

Don: Sancho, let's keep going, pursue our dreams, get close to nature and realize ourselves.

Beauty: Hero, I don't want to cry in the BMW. I also want to pursue my dreams, get close to nature and realize myself. Can you let me accompany you? (singing)

Don: Forget it. A great warrior once said: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single. You'd better keep looking for your rich husband who drives a BMW.

Narrator: The master and servant began the journey of pursuing their dreams, getting close to nature and realizing themselves. Left beautiful and lonely eyes.

Beauty: Keep my sadness to yourself, and your hero will let you take it away.