Reading short English jokes?

From ancient times to the present, the themes of jokes and jokes abound, which can be compiled into a picture book. This article is a short English joke, I hope it will help everyone!

Give me a dollar. Give me a dollar.

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you've grown up and shouldn't always ask for dimes?

Son: I think you are right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

Son: Dad, give me 1 point.

Father: Son, don't you feel grown up? You shouldn't ask for money with 1 cent, should you?

Son: Dad, I think you are absolutely right. Then, give me 1 yuan, will you?

A short English joke: the second cake

Little Tommy went to a friend's birthday party. Knowing that he loves sweets, Tommy's mother looked him straight in the eye and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second cake."

"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so that you could make something similar. She gave me two more pieces without asking me."

A short English joke: We should pray.

One day, when my five-year-old son and I went to McDonald's, we met a car accident. Usually when we see such terrible things, we pray for those who may get hurt, so I pointed to my son and said, "We should pray."

I heard his sincere request from the back seat: "God, please don't let those cars block the entrance of McDonald's."

A short English joke: climbing the wall

"Oh, I'm really glad to meet you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now, maybe Dad will fulfill his promise to us."

Grandma is very curious. "What kind of trick is that?" She asked.

"I heard him tell his mother that if you came to see him, he would climb the wall," the little boy replied.

A short English joke: Super Bowl Snapshot

A first-grade teacher explained to her students that she was a fan of the New England Patriots. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were patriots. I don't really know what patriots fans are, but I want to be liked by their teachers, and their hands fly in the air.

However, there is one exception. Kelly didn't follow the crowd. The teacher asked her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan," she said.

"So," asked the teacher, "what are you?"

"I am a fan of the New York Giants," the little girl said proudly.

The teacher asked Susie why she was a Giants fan.

"Well, my parents are both Giants fans, so I am also a Giants fan," she replied.

"That's no reason," said the teacher. "What if your mother is an idiot and your father is an idiot? What would you be? "

Kelly smiled and said, "Then I am a Patriots fan."