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Programmer jokes 1:
Interviewer: What language are you familiar with?
Applicant: Java.
Interviewer: Do you know what a class is?
Applicant: I am a hard worker, and I don't know what tired means.
Interviewer: Do you know what a bag is?
Applicant: I don't usually carry a bag, so I don't need company preparation.
Interviewer: Do you know what an interface is?
Applicant: I am a serious and responsible worker. Never make excuses to be lazy.
Do you know what heredity is?
Y: I am an orphan and have nothing to inherit.
Do you know what an object is?
M: I know, but I am hard-working and self-motivated, and I have no plans to find someone.
Do you know polymorphism?
Yes, I am very conservative. I think it is immoral to let the beloved woman have an abortion for her own temporary happiness!
What does this have to do with Java?
Interviewer: Have you ever used anything from Apache?
Applicant: I have repaired cars.
M: M: Does M:M:Tomcat understand?
Y: since I was a child. . I like watching it now, too
Interviewer: Do you know anything about online work?
Applicant: I don't know. I have been concentrating on my work and have no time to set foot outside.
M: How much do you know about the project in Jakarta?
Y: No, I've only been there.
M: have you used bea's weblogic?
No, just honey.
Do you know the founder of Sun?
Y: I don't know, but I really like Nash on the team.
Have you ever used spring?
Y: I haven't used it, but I have.
Do you know hibernation?
Yes, animals often hibernate in winter, but I never hibernate.
Do you know css?
Is the enhanced version of Y:Y:cs out?
M: Have you ever used M:OCR?
Y: I never play Warcraft.
M: Where is the commonly used M:W3C standard?
Y: lost Tampar
Do you know about rest?
Y: I am very diligent. I only work, not rest.
Programmer joke encyclopedia 2:
A man was smoking one cigarette after another by the roadside. A lady came up to him and said, hey, don't you know you're killing yourself slowly? Pay attention to the warning message on the cigarette case. ? It doesn't matter? The man took another drag leisurely:? I am a programmer. ? Hmm? What does this have to do with you being a programmer? We don't care about warnings at all, we only care about mistakes. ?
2 (hmm? This seems to have nothing to do with programmers. ) Geographers and mathematicians are sitting on the plane together. The geographer held out his hand and asked the mathematician if he wanted to play an interesting game. Mathematicians just wanted to sleep, so they politely refused. But the geographer insisted that the game was interesting. He explained, Let me ask you a question. If you can't answer, you can give me 5 dollars. Then you ask me another question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you 5 yuan. ? The mathematician politely refused again. The geographer was a little excited and said, well, if you don't know the answer, give me 5 yuan, and if I don't know the answer, give you 50 yuan! ? Now that the mathematician is interested, he knows that he can't sleep until he agrees, so he joins the game. The geographer asked the first question first. ? What is the distance from the earth to the moon? Without saying a word, the mathematician took out his wallet and gave the geographer 5 dollars. It's the mathematician's turn to ask questions. He asked the geographer:? What has three feet when going up a mountain and four feet when going down? The geographer gave the mathematician a puzzled look. He took out his laptop and searched all his information. He searched the Library of Congress online through the modem on the plane and sent an email asking his colleagues? But I have never found the answer. An hour later, he woke up the mathematician and gave him 50 dollars in cash. The mathematician politely accepted the money, turned his head and went back to sleep. Geographers are becoming more and more confused. He woke up the mathematician and asked, well, what's the answer? Without saying anything, the mathematician took out his wallet and gave the geographer 5 dollars.
3/kloc-0.0 million monkeys, give them/kloc-0.0 million keyboards, one of them can write Java programs, and the others are Perl programs.
Ten top software engineers attended the manager training course. The teacher asked such a question:? If the company you work for provides software for avionics. One day, you flew on a business trip. When you get on the plane, you find a sign that says the plane used the Beta software developed by your team. Will you get off the plane?
Nine software engineers raised their hands. The teacher looked at the tenth one and asked, Why did you stay on the plane? The man replied:? If my team wrote this software, the plane could not take off at all, let alone crash. ?
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 3 1 == Dec 25.
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