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In a shooting competition at the same time in three sharpshooters firing an apple, and this is an Apple of the head withstand. Bang's first shot hit in the center of the apple, a charge he brought a breath muzzle said: "IM, Lan Bo." Slamming the second player to the sound of a two-shot Apple, he brought a gun charge in one breath: "I'M, visco-bars states." The third player Bang saw the head of a person to Apple in the ground, he also made the same movements, said: "I'M Sorry!"