Oil price joke

As the saying goes, buying a car is easier than maintaining it. The fuel cost of a private car needs at least 10 thousand yuan a year, and the domestic oil price has been rising all the time, which really makes the owners complain again and again. Many people want to go to a circle of friends to complain that oil prices are expensive, so let's take a look at the funny circle of friends where car refueling is too expensive.

1, the school sports meeting, the last sprint of one kilometer, a fat man can't hold on. Everyone kept shouting for the fat man to refuel, refuel, and as a result, the fat man fell from the second place to the sixth place in the cheers of everyone ... Then everyone asked the fat man why the more he shouted for refueling, the slower you were, and the fat man lamented that the oil price was too expensive to add!

One day after 2 or 3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much is it?" I said, "Add 1000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this? Just fill it up. " "No, you have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to keep the money." "I'll write you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." . . Master leng along while. "Damn, awesome, private cars dare to come and refuel."

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

The rising price of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced me to make the most important decision in my life-I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

5. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, we will study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

6. A few years later, the oil price in a certain country continued to skyrocket and climbed Mount Everest. People in a country no longer need to buy a car. This is the same as saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance ......

7. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is a word. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

8. Gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, and instant noodles have gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not gone up, and there are more and more materials in it. ..

9. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or the one at the gas station

10, the price of apples, bananas and gasoline has gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

1 1. At the dinner, when talking about the price increase of gasoline, my friend patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a 1000 yuan gas card yesterday!" (Does it matter? )

12, suddenly determined to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?

13, as expected, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

14, we finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beautiful women in the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

15, gasoline is expensive, and citizens have no choice but to pay for their own pockets.

16, friends in the circle of friends are traveling beautifully, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.

The above is a cartoon about rising oil prices. Although rising oil prices is a very painful thing, life still goes on, so you might as well send a humorous circle of friends to convey happiness, at least to make the boring life less boring.