Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Writing of Primary School Teachers Describing Humor

Writing of Primary School Teachers Describing Humor

Humorous people are always attractive. He sparkled in the crowd and attracted people's attention. He makes our plain life interesting and plain language vivid. We like to get along with humorous people. The following are my carefully collected compositions describing the humor of primary school teachers. I will share it with you and enjoy it together.

The teacher's primary school composition describes humor 1

Classroom is nothing more than this, some students are dozing off, some students are absent-minded, some students are listening carefully, and some students are making trouble in class. The students in our class are too awesome. It's like starting a class.

At the beginning of school, we added a teacher, a physics teacher. A new teacher came into the classroom when the bell rang. He is tall and thin and wears a pair of glasses. Wearing ordinary clothes, he is very humorous. Very likable and humorous. Our classmates always feel that one more course will increase the burden. As a result, we especially like this teacher, and everyone thinks he is very humorous. It is this characteristic that makes us like him.

In physics class, our classmates are not as "awesome" as before. The students raised their hands actively and answered questions boldly. Let our classmates not be so "awesome" from the teacher's humor.

What happened to the physics teacher? Let me talk about it. When the physics teacher is in class, he combines some jokes with the content in class, and his words are sharp, which makes us concentrate more in class. His voice created a pleasant atmosphere in our class.

Because he is not familiar with the classmates in our class. So we don't know what the physics teacher thinks of us. But we are still good to him on the whole.

Today, it happens to be Teacher's Day. Here, I wish the teachers success in their work.

Composition of primary school teachers describing humor II

"Students, open your wise eyes and lift your brilliant heads!"

The teacher knocked on the blackboard with a triangle, and his passion was like singing the Yellow River Chorus. We all burst into laughter and the table slammed shut. The teacher has always believed that we are smart, so he has always encouraged us to learn math well.

I'm not very good at math, but the teacher always says I'm smart. On a math quiz, I got a perfect score of 60 and an excellent score of 50. I got 44 points. The teacher patted me on the shoulder happily: "Oh, yes, you will be called' Marco Lin' in the future!" . "Marco Lin" is a homonym for "Fan Ling", which means "smart" in Changsha dialect. The teacher was praising me, so I just stood by and laughed. Sure enough, my math is getting better and better.

Teachers have a bad habit of smoking. His office is often smoky. Once, my classmates and I went to the teacher to ask questions. As a result, we saw the teacher holding a cigarette between his fingers and took a sip of it intoxicated. Spit out the smoke ring and don't forget to pop up a famous saying: "A cigarette after a meal is as happy as a fairy!" " "I don't know how long it took, but the teacher fell in love with chewing betel nut again. I always frown when I see him chewing betel nut, and my classmates always gather around and laugh at him in a low voice, saying that his wife has left him.

Teachers are not serious sometimes, but they are still serious. There are three giants in our class who always like to talk. Just as the "handsome guy" comrade, one of the Big Three, kept chattering, the teacher struck the table and A4 paper lesson plans were scattered all over the floor: "Well, this classmate with a beak, was I right just now?" Handsome Aidit stood up and couldn't say a word. Actually, the teacher didn't say anything. He just wants to "play" this classmate and ask him to stop talking. "Well, sit down and I'll play with you." The whole class burst into laughter.

The teacher paused for a moment, and then said seriously, "In fact, learning still depends on yourself. If you don't learn, you won't be able to stand in society in the future. " He moved out of the story of "counterattack" he had learned before, which made us respect and impressed us deeply with the teacher's persistence. "So, if you study by yourself and have faith in your heart, you can certainly do it!" So we gritted our teeth neatly and worked harder.

After the final exam, my grades were surprisingly good. The teacher smiled and said that he would invite me to the canteen for dinner. I didn't believe it at first either. When the bowl of rice was put in front of me, my eyes were instantly moist. That was the most delicious meal I ever had in the canteen.

The teacher began to shout his famous words again, open your wise eyes and lift your villagers' unparalleled heads!

Teacher's primary school composition describing humor 3

My math teacher, Duke Hakodate, is tall, oval-faced and has a fashionable hairstyle. She always wears a pair of black trousers, a white shirt with a bear pattern on her feet and a pair of Adi's shoes. Walking straight, a pair of capable, sunny appearance.

By chance, my father sent me to attend Professor Duke Xueyou's class. I'm still nervous in the face of strange environment. After the bell rang, I saw a handsome young teacher come in. Seriously say: "classmates, we have class!" " "Then I began to give lectures, making the knowledge of Olympic Mathematics, which was strange to me, lively and interesting, and I was no longer nervous at once.

This lesson is about logical reasoning in sports competitions. Because the topic involves the knowledge of sports team competition, Mr. Duke Hakodate took the World Cup as an example to explain it to us. Teacher Li takes the 2002 World Cup as an example. At that time, it was the only time that China football team qualified for the World Cup in the qualifying group. The people of China are very excited, even though China lost badly in the World Cup group match. Teacher Duke Hakodate assumed that there were four countries in the group stage, including China, but when she deliberately explained the scoring rules, she assumed that China won Brazil, Germany and Japan, which made everyone laugh.

At the end, Mr. Duke Hakodate suddenly said, "Of course, China finally won the championship! Hehe. " On a snowy night, the Duke teacher smiled and rubbed his hands. This sentence made us laugh, and some people bent over with laughter. The duke teacher narrowed his eyes with a smile on a snowy night. Now we laugh even harder! In this humorous way, Mr. Duke Hakodate made us all understand the logical reasoning in sports competitions.

Teacher Duke always smiles in class on a snowy night, and speaks well in class. The blackboard is beautifully written in regular script. Especially the geometry, it's perfect. The blackboard writing in each class is very neat, with beautiful graphics, just like a beautiful picture scroll. He can explain every abstruse olympiad in humorous language, making it easy to understand and absorb.

Mr. Duke Hakodate is my respected teacher. There are always some humorous words that make us "caught off guard" during the lecture, which makes us laugh and enliven the classroom atmosphere. His humor is also a small coup in the lecture, which breaks the drowsiness and enlivens the atmosphere, so that we can better "digest" the lecture content.

It is such a rigorous, serious and humorous math teacher who led me to swim in the ocean of mathematics, which activated my mathematical thinking and learned more knowledge. I love my teacher the Duke of Snowy Night!

The teacher's primary school composition describes humor 4

Who is it that sows with language, cultivates with colored pens, irrigates with sweat, nourishes with painstaking efforts, and spreads fragrant knowledge for people? Is our respected teacher.

"The crane sends silver silk to reflect the sun and the moon, and the heart is full of blood to open new flowers"; "Your husband has many peaches and plums all over the world, so why should he plant many flowers in front of the hall"; "Those who drink from it, learn from it, and learn from me ..." What impressed me the most was our primary school Chinese teacher Chen. Tall, with a pearl-like beauty mole embedded in his eyebrows, that's him.

The cadence tone, the form of "dancing" and the often stiff and serious face make people laugh, as if someone owed him money. Teacher Chen not only teaches by the book, but also matches some short stories to influence everyone. In Mr. Chen's class, no one will doze off, because no one wants to miss those humorous stories. Of course, these stories are all related to class.

Although Mr. Chen is humorous in class, he is meticulous about our homework! And he is very concerned about the state of our class.

One day, there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder, and then it rained cats and dogs. My good mood has also been broken by heavy raindrops, and I feel that today's Chinese class is not interesting at all. Hey! It is so boring. By the way, I haven't finished reading the extracurricular books in my drawer. Look at the teacher, he is talking about his class affectionately, and he probably won't talk to me for a while. The devil does something. I took out the extracurricular books in the drawer and chewed them with relish. After reading only a few lines, I felt a shadow coming towards me. I forgot the extracurricular books in my hand and looked up at the teacher. I saw the teacher looking at me sternly and reaching for my extracurricular books. I have never seen a teacher's eyes so terrible. I was so scared that my hands cramped and I trembled. What is waiting for me is a sentence "Come to the office after class". At the moment, I feel that I have been poured with a pot of cold water in winter.

After class, I went to the office with a nervous heart. The teacher only gave me four words: Don't be impetuous. I nodded, and Mr. Chen returned the book to me with a smile and patted me on the shoulder so that I could read it when I should. It turns out that Mr. Chen is also a "knife mouth, tofu heart"! However, I will keep the words "Don't be impetuous" in mind and use him to spur myself forever.

When the sea ebbs, colorful shells are left on the beach, and the teacher is the rising sea, pushing us "shells" on the right track and sailing far away. I sincerely say to the teachers: "I love you, thank you!" " "

Composition of primary school teachers describing humor 5

The new semester has begun. We changed classes and teachers. Among these new teachers, my favorite teacher is Miss Gu, who teaches us math. Because Mr. Gu is humorous in class, I like his class very much.

Ding's class bell rang, and Mr. Gu came into the classroom with two "exercises" and a math book. Teacher Gu first called two students to look for him, and then gently asked, "Why didn't you do your homework yesterday?" A classmate said trembling, "I ... forgot to write it." Teacher Gu was not angry at all, but smiled and asked him, "Did you have dinner last night? Did you sleep last night? " Hearing this, the classmates blushed and bowed their heads. Another classmate said piteously, "Teacher Gu, the homework was not sent to the group." Teacher Gu smiled and said, "Homework still needs to be handed out. Which class are you in kindergarten? " Hearing this, the classmates bowed their heads in shame.

Then, Mr. Gu told the two students to go back to their seats and start the class. As Teacher Gu spoke, another classmate began to "rebel"-fight. When a classmate can't sit still in class and wants to wander off, Mr. Gu will stare at him with his eyes, and that classmate will sit up straight immediately, because Mr. Gu's eyes are like missiles, ready to launch at any time. When Mr. Gu talks about verbal arithmetic, let us write it ourselves.

When the two students finished writing, they took out their books to read. Teacher Gu saw it and asked them to come up and gave them a gift-"pulling their ears". In fact, I know that when Teacher Gu pulls us, it is like massaging our ears. It doesn't hurt at all. He just reminded us to listen carefully. I started to do the "problem solving" part. After writing, I also took out a book to read after class. As a result, I was so absorbed that I was called to my side by Mr. Gu and tugged at my ear and said, "Mr. Gu likes your little ears best." At this time, I was also embarrassed, thinking that I should listen carefully in math class in the future and not live up to Teacher Gu's expectations of me.

This is my math teacher-a humorous teacher. Do you like it?

Articles about humor in teachers' primary school compositions;

★ 6 humorous teacher compositions

★ 10 Describe the composition of teachers and students

★ Humorous teacher's composition 600 words and 5 articles

★ Five Highlights of Humorous Composition in Primary Schools

★ 10 A selection of 600 words in humorous teacher's composition.

★ Humorous teacher's composition is 300 words and 5 articles.

★ Humorous teacher's composition 500 words and 6 articles

★ Humorous teacher composition 450 words and 5 articles

★ 10 600 words humorous teacher's composition (2)

★ Humorous teacher composition evaluation