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What do you think of your brother?
I'm not "crazy about helping my brother" and I don't have a "love brother complex". I just think that in this world, there is a person who grew up with you and is a blood relative. It is amazing and happy. Let's share some of my daily life with my brother:
1, walk
Before my brother learned to walk, I always carried him on my back or went out to play with him. Now I blame you for being so fat when you were a child, which exhausted me. When my brother came back from my grandmother's house after one year old and ran into my arms, he was really moved and cried. So cute, so soft, a jiaozi can walk, no need to hug anymore, hahaha.
2. Learning discourse
Because there are many girls in our family, few boys, and not at home, my brother is not called brother when he is 2 or 3 years old, but only called sister. I can't help teasing him every time, hahaha. At least, I will call my brother at last.
3. Interesting articles
My brother was not very clever when he was a child, and he didn't speak very clearly. "One dollar" is always said to be "kicking" money. Every time dad takes him out to play, the adults always tease him with that money, let him say it, and give it to him if he is right. With this "skill", I earned a lot of pocket money.
4, warm heart articles
After I earn money, I will buy some books, clothes, shoes and other daily necessities for my brother from time to time. Once, my mother asked my brother, if you are a brother and your sister is a sister, do you want to buy something for her? My brother said, I want to buy her a skirt. This was relayed to me by my mother, but it was very touching.
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