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During the confinement, what did Ma Bao hear and want to go back in a few minutes?

Women will have a certain degree of mood swings after pregnancy, especially during confinement. There is nothing to worry about. The key is to hear unpleasant words, and mothers who haven't given birth to children will inevitably brag.

Speaking of what I have seen in the past month, Ma Bao naturally has the most say. Let's look at Ma Bao's experience! @ Japan Haas: "My husband has many relatives. Knowing that they had a baby, they all came to visit. I thought I would come whenever I wanted, and I would entertain them wholeheartedly. Who knows that when I first came to gossip, it spread, holding the child and saying that I don't look like my father. Isn't this our family's thing? At that time, I stared at them, and then I took the children back to my room. The child has not grown up and his face is wrinkled. Who can they be like? "

@ O: "I am in poor health. I was very weak after giving birth to the baby. Once a guest came to my house. She was a good friend of my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law didn't say anything about my daughter's birth, but she was usually kind to my daughter. As a result, this good friend told me everything, saying that he would urge me to have a second child. If you are still a daughter, you will have a third child. Maybe your family will have one. Do you have to have a son? I was so angry that I had a headache for several days. "

@ Immersion: "I gave birth to a baby by caesarean section at that time, and I stopped breastfeeding after giving birth. In order to let the baby eat breast milk, I specially invited a prolactin. As a result, the husband said: online, let the child suck more milk, you can also try. Hire a prolactin and waste money. Although my husband did the same, I was still very angry. I don't know this method? Haven't I tried? Babies who can't calm down and nurse have been suffering! You can feed! "

@ Drink more hot water: "Our family conditions are average, and my family thinks it is too expensive to ask for a new moon. As a result, I didn't eat well, didn't rest well, and caught a cold. I have a headache every day. Once my husband came back a little late after working overtime, so I complained to him because I was unhappy. As a result, my husband said that I was too delicate. If I had known it would bring such a big trouble, I would not have been born. There was really a wrong marriage at that time.

@ Exquisite person: "What bothers me most is my big belly. I was only 90 kilograms before I got pregnant. As a result, I got pregnant and gained more than 30 kilograms. I can't get down after giving birth to a baby, and the effect of wearing an abdomen belt is not obvious. Once my sister-in-law came to see the children. After seeing me, she opened her mouth and said, "Why haven't your stomach gone down yet? A month is almost over, there won't be any more! "Although I knew it was a joke, I was still very angry at the time and went straight to the house and closed the door."

@ Piggy eating rice noodles: "I can't say which specific sentence makes me disgusted, but I especially hate people who teach me to take care of children in the old way, such as wearing open-backed pants, using diapers, peeing, shaving my head and so on. Please, pay attention to scientific parenting now, okay? Don't take out those old things, give our novice parents some space, and we can take care of our children in our own way. "

I believe that all your precious mothers have had similar experiences. Although some people speak unintentionally, it is really difficult for mothers in the month to listen to these words calmly. It's embarrassing not to explode on the spot.