A passage from Degang Guo.

1: Many rumors are well-founded these days. Go and see them. They are more real than news. Look at this news, one fart and two lies! Can you tell which is gossip and which is news? 2. You watch movies like advertisements. You see, advertisements are as artistic as movies. Can you tell which is a movie and which is an advertisement? When you look at what the professor sells, you just think about money. You see that businessmen wear glasses one by one and speak politely. Can you tell which is a professor and which is a businessman? 4: You don't pay for the doctor and don't have surgery. He is as ruthless as a killer. Look at those killers. They are very organized and disciplined. Can you tell which is the doctor and which is the murderer? 5: Look at those officials who ask for money one by one, just like thieves. Look at those thieves. They are organized and disciplined. Can you tell which is the official and which is the thief? 6. Look at those big bosses. That's what happens when they spend hundreds of millions of dollars. They don't pay people, but they do something like beggars to deduct money. Look at those beggars who come out of the hotel and enter it. Can you tell which is the boss and which is the beggar? 7: Look at those movie stars, one is meaner than the other. Today, they slept with you like prostitutes. Look at those prostitutes who refuse to accept jobs. Can you tell which is a star and which is a prostitute? 8: You saw the directors being played by a rogue. Then you see that rascal is polite and wears glasses, just like the directors. Can you tell which is the director and which is the hooligan? 9. Some policemen say that swearing is worse than hooliganism. Being polite can help you with everything. Who do you think is a gangster and a policeman?