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The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "
So he put an apple on his head.
The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then turned and shot, and the apple was smashed.
He said proudly, "I'm Hunter." (I'm Hunter)
The Japanese put another apple on his head.
The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then turned and shot, and the apple was smashed.
He proudly said, "I'm Bond." (I'm Bond)
The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.
China turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot.
Japan's head was blown off, and he proudly said, "I'm sorry."
One day, an American, an Englishman, a China and a Japanese got together to discuss their country's military affairs.
The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare to put an apple on my head and let you make a marksmanship gesture. ."
So he put an apple on his head.
The American turned and walked back twenty steps, then turned and tried, and the apple was shot.
"I am humming." He said proudly.
The Japanese put another apple on his head.
The Englishman turned back 50 steps, then turned back and tried it. The apple exploded.
"I'm Bond." He said proudly.
The Japanese put a small apple on his head.
China took three steps back, then turned around and fired a shot, and the Japanese head was blown off.
"Sorry," he said proudly.
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