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A non-mainstream Martian article says: Do children pay attention to ①? ? Quality and education, I am a demon. I have a good makeup and a good mind. Let me share more about the non-mainstream Martian text, I hope you like it.

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1) I'm not sure what I'm talking about, and I'm talking about my mouth.

2) I don't eat pork, so it's better to eat pork.

3) Do you want to do one? ? When you mention it, you will say, 佷のС.

4) non-happiness? ? I can't afford to be cool, but it's cool. ~ ☆

5) Do children pay attention to ①? ? Quality and education, I am a demon. I have a good makeup and a good mind.

6) Are you Huan? ? Hey, don't treat me like

7) I don't care about you. `

8) Time retains the past and does not dilute any memory.

9) Looking at the moon through the window, I am thousands of miles away from the source of happiness, Qian Qian, although the radiance is sprinkled on me.

1) You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

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1) Bite your lip and try to tell yourself not to cry until you bite your lip, but you still cry.

2) Without you, how can my signature be sad?

3) As the saying goes, there must be a road before the driveway, and I can't stop it.

4) Some love is doomed to be silent for life, while others are doomed to miss it.

5) The most painful feeling in the world is not being lovelorn, but that when I gave you my heart, you were cheating on me.

6) If one day you walk into my heart, it will be full of tears, all from you.

7) I can't catch your love and watch you never look back.

8) It's not terrible that turning your face is faster than turning pages. What's terrible is turning back and forth.

9) I believe you. It's not that I don't love you. It's just that our love can't go on.

1) Autumn leaves are falling, but there are always fewer people to accompany them, which is really a bit disappointing.

11) If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand what I said.

12) Maybe you are just an episode, but I treat you as the only one.

13) Your eyes are the sea I will never meet again.

14) Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would have married myself.

15) As time goes by, only memories are left in my heart.

16) Your memory is no longer in my memory card, so I deleted it.

17) I'm not yours, so why care who I am?

18) The flowers in Warsaw are blooming brilliantly, which seems to bear the yearning for hundreds of millions of years, shattering the time, and whose heart is the withered love?

19) thinking about who was right and who was wrong at the beginning has long since changed.

2) after you leave, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

21) Forgetting is the best painkiller. Explain the wounds of memories perfectly.

22) People can't decide who they will be moved by, but at least they can decide whether to give up or not.

23) In love, there are only those who are willing to be fools, and there are no real fools.

24) Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is even more wrong, being tempted by you is wrong, falling in love with you is still wrong, falling in love with you is even more wrong, all of which are wrong.

25) If you can't love forever, then don't love.

26) Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.

27) If you listen to your favorite music often, can you get closer to you? Maybe you don't care?

28) The taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing it into tears drop by drop.

29) I hope to see the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

3) Hate can stir up disputes, while love can cover up all faults.

31) Dust has precipitated memories that you and I were proud of.

32) In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

33) Actually, I've been standing behind you all the time, but I crouched down when you turned around, just a breath away, but you couldn't see me.

34) How to work hard to forget those unforgettable memories?

35) Maybe you'll never know. I pay attention to you in every way you know or don't know.

36) When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings

37) I believe I love you. Still. Always. Forever.

38) I can't wait for the same person at the same time and place.

39) If you care about something, you will be hurt by it.

4) I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.