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Grandma loves her grandson, but washes her feet with cold water.

In my hometown, there is a saying that grandma loves her grandson and washes her feet with cold water. What does this sentence mean? Where is the heel? It is a place with thick skin and plenty of soil. Can cold water be washed clean? Of course not. Therefore, grandma loves her grandson, and it hurts for nothing. Grandson, grandchild, grandchild, do not belong to the family. However, whether from family or outsiders, it is true that grandma loves her grandson.

My mother is my grandmother's eldest daughter, and I am my mother's eldest daughter, so I became my grandmother's granddaughter. Grandma has three granddaughters and loves me the most. When I was a child, because there was no breast milk, my grandmother cooked rice paste for me in a clay pot. And this rice paste is a special rice paste made by my grandmother. I want to simply shell my own early rice into brown rice. Then stir-fry the brown rice, add the inner membrane of the chicken gizzard, and crush it with a stone mill. Finally, I put the crushed brown rice and yam together in an earthenware pot and cooked them for me. I am really a child who grew up in my grandmother's house, because I know the people in her village better than those in my hometown.

Later, when I was a little older, I went back to my parents' house to study, but as long as I had a holiday, I would go back to my grandmother's house. Grandma's house not only has food for me, but also has fun. Grandma's rice jar always has snacks that I can't finish, sometimes melon seeds and sometimes fried rice tubes. Anyway, I can't get enough of them. Grandma's house was a traditional small country house before it was changed into a new countryside. Grandma used to have a separate yard. There are a group of chickens, a osmanthus tree, a rose, several gardenias and a grape in the yard. I like a home with a yard. When I was young, I was afraid of wild dogs outside. I didn't know what a sense of security was until I grew up.

Outside the yard is an orchard. This garden is small, but it is my favorite place in my childhood. Because there are orange trees and peach trees in the garden, their fruits will become food in my stomach. Grandma loves me very much. Whenever the fruit is ripe, she must leave me the good and big ones. If I go to her house, I will choose for myself. If I didn't go, she picked it and sent it to my house. Therefore, my favorite is grandma's yard and grandma's snacks.

I like eating fish. Grandma often goes fishing or catches fish in the water. It's always a vat. Grandma won't eat these fish, she will leave them to me. Before I went to college, she sent it to my house and asked my mother to make it for me. She made it after she went to college and asked her mother to wrap it up and send it to me. Four years after graduating from college, some students still remember the taste of fish cooked by grandma. Grandma's love for me has never been revealed. She always gives me everything she can. Now that I'm married, have children and make a living outside, my grandmother still treats me like the little girl who follows my ass.

Every time before I leave home, my grandmother will come to my house from home to send me delicious food. When I was in college, my grandmother always gave me some money before I went to school. After work, she will definitely kill her old hen and stew it for me before going out. She said that the chickens at home are nutritious, and the outside is artificially raised, but there is no nutrition. She is afraid that I can't eat my hometown food outside, and my aunt will send me some dry goods during the break. Every time I eat the food sent by my grandmother, I miss her cooking very much.

When I was a child, my grandmother said, Sister, will you support me when you grow up? I said, lift it up. Tie a rope around you and throw it into the water. Young and ignorant, thinking that raising people is like raising fish. But grandma is very happy. Until now, she said, do you remember what you said before about how to raise me?

Grandma really loves me, afraid that I won't grow up, that I can't eat well, and that I can't marry well. Grandma's love has never been adulterated.

When Tang Tang was born last year, Grandma Tang Tang kicked me out of the position of national treasure, and Tang Tang became a new national treasure. Grandma, sugar hurts. Sugar sugar hurts, which makes me a little jealous.

Before Tang Tang was born, Grandma Tang Tang always cooked me many delicious foods, such as pork belly chicken, cuttlefish ribs soup and crucian bean curd soup. She said that if you eat better now, your baby will be better in the future. Grandma Tang not only provided me with enough nutrition for my baby, but also began to actively prepare new clothes for my baby. Grandma Candy has a clever hand and knits many small clothes for her relatives and friends. Candy is definitely indispensable. But grandma Tang Tang's knitting is very complicated. What color is that? Pink girls look good in it, and it will make people laugh if they have a son. Dark blue boys wear spirit, so if girls are too old-fashioned She worries about herself before the baby is born. Later, I thought about it and woven it into sky blue and golden yellow, which can be worn by both boys and girls.

After Tang Tang was born, grandma Tang Tang became busier. Unlike those old-fashioned people, she follows her own experience. In addition to brushing the circle of friends, there is another thing about Grandma Sugar's online content, that is, learning parenting knowledge. She pays attention to Cui Yutao and family parenting, and she will talk to me about her gains every time after reading it. In order to let sugar sugar eat pollution-free vegetables, she planted two small vegetables on the balcony herself. In order to make sweets healthy, she is willing to keep herself busy and follow the concept of eating less and eating more meals for her baby. Therefore, sugar sugar grows better and better under the careful care of grandma sugar sugar.

I am jealous of sugar, not only because my grandmother is studying for sugar, but also because of her investment in sugar. Grandma Tang Tang has always been a thrifty person. Although she is not stingy with my brother and me, she doesn't allow us to be extravagant. But my brother and I were greatly surprised by grandma's investment in sugar. I seldom buy sugary clothes, mostly from my grandmother. Grandma Tang Tang buys clothes for Tang Tang. One dress is more expensive than all my clothes. Grandma Tang Tang said that children just need to wear better clothes. Sugar likes to eat fruit, and grandma sugar chooses the most expensive and delicious without blinking. And I want to eat a piece of durian, as long as a dozen dollars. My grandmother thinks this is unnecessary waste.

Once I accidentally mentioned the problem of early childhood education to Grandma Tang Tang, and she said how she could learn it at such a young age. I said, unconsciously. We thought he didn't understand, but he did. One day later, Grandma Tang Tang said, Ask me English, and I learned to teach Tang Tang. So sugar will not lose at the starting line. I thought grandma Tang Tang just said, but she actually learned, and she still taught Tang Tang in a good way.

Grandma Sugar came home from work one day and said angrily that she had met an unreasonable old woman. Grandma said, you raised your daughter and your child. This child is not your last name, so what's there to bring? Ask for it. Besides, if you bring him up, he will still kiss his grandparents. In my mother's opinion, loving a baby is not a stupid thing. Her love for children is not asking for it. She loves the baby and expects nothing in return.

Tangtang became her grandson after grandma was born. I first met my grandmother when Tang Tang was almost 10 months old. My grandmother looked at Tang Tang, her eyes cracked with laughter. Grandma said that the earth eggs at home are good. I saved a lot of earth eggs for sugar candy, which you made for sugar candy. I said, you can't eat eggs if you are allergic to glycoprotein. Grandma said, then I grind some rice noodles to give sugar, and you give sugar to help digestion. Grandma's rice noodles are the kind I ate when I was a child, and the technology is complicated. I didn't stay at home for long, so my grandmother stayed up all night and ground a big pot of rice noodles for me.

Now I talk to grandma on the phone occasionally, and the sugar is on the phone. My grandmother will smile and say, what a good child! Some time ago, the weather changed repeatedly, and my mother was afraid of catching a cold with sugar. She not only pays attention to changing clothes for sugar, but also feeds sugar water to prevent colds. Grandma knew that medicine and boiled water were expensive, so she asked grandpa to dig and send them from the fields in the village. Grandma turned all her love for me into sugar.

Now there is a popular saying that "parents give birth, grandma takes care of them, and grandparents run fast." Although exaggerated, it also reflects grandma's love for her grandson. Every time I take my baby out to play, someone will ask, are you grandma or grandma? I said grandma. Many partners will come back, haha, mine is also brought by grandma.

The relationship between grandson and grandmother is the strangest feeling in the world, because this child only accounts for a quarter of his blood, but he can also make himself work hard for him day and night.

Grandma loves her grandson and washes her feet with cold water. Even if the grandson takes someone else's surname, even if the grandson finally kisses his grandparents, it can't stop all grandmothers from loving their grandchildren!