Kneel for an old man's drama script!

Listen, I found it for you, okay? Back: mobile toll hall and some facilities. Character: young fee-paying waiter, rural grandfather: (60-70 years old, humorous) rural aunt: (same as above, funny and pungent) (accompanied by bamboo board) Attendant: It's really hard to go to work today 1 1 month 25th. I'm so tired that my back aches and I'm going to get off work soon. My guy (shyly) invited me out for ribs at five o'clock. Today is his birthday. Grandpa: (singing) My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast, where the mountains are full of soybean sorghum. ..... I have something to do myself. I'm fine. Have a drink. Five champions and 666 are quite comfortable to drink. (Dao Bai) "I went to the meeting today and had a good time. I want to call home, but I don't know that my mobile phone is in arrears. " Farmers like us who have been farming for generations have made a fortune by the party's policies. They also bought a mobile phone to wear around their waist, but they were reluctant to make a phone call. Last time I gave them 20 yuan, they didn't play for two weeks. I have two pence in my pocket today. Give him the phone bill. Aunt: (singing) The wind blows the willows, and the stream is loud, so the old lady has learned to bark. Today, she will call her son, tomorrow. Call him from a distance when you are free. That's right, the phone bill is gone. Oh, yeah. (Dao Bai) People are cheerful when they are happy, and I will amuse the sunset when I am old. An old rural lady like me made a fortune by the Party's policies. My son bought a mobile phone and put it in his pocket. Seeing that it is a good thing, this mobile phone has been used by many people and all the money saved has been spent. Hey, I'll pay the phone bill this afternoon. It's time to walk around. Grandpa: (to himself) Hey, that's not the boss's wife, Lao Zhang. This bitch was crazy when she was young. My wife was going to have a baby when she was the team leader. That guy is cruel-forcing my wife to have an abortion ... (singing) I was in tears ... Aunt: (to herself) Hey, isn't that the old man, Lao Wang? This guy, nicknamed Wolf since childhood. When the production team chased me, I was dumped ... My mother said,-I am a sheep, how can I marry a wolf? Grandpa: Hey, Mrs. Lao Zhang, why are you here? To buy a mobile phone? Aunt: Hey, isn't this a wolf? No, no, no. Isn't this his uncle Zhang? I don't buy a mobile phone. We already have this thing. Grandpa: Yes! What brand? Aunt: Motorola. Grandpa: You're still "touching me". I'm a serious person and I can't touch it! Aunt: Look at that culture. I'm still "touching you" to get beauty. I'm "Motorcycle Torola". Oh, I see, it's "motorcycle-la" Aunt: What are you doing here? Grandpa: No, my son bought a mobile phone. You can play color ring tones and send text messages when you are free. The phone bill is gone, so he can pay the bill. Aunt: Telephone charges, in one word, are charges. Buying a mobile phone is a high consumption. Pay the bill, just right, I'll pay the bill, too. H: Then pay for it. (walking in front of the little girl). Little girl (politely): Hello, do you pay the phone bill? Grandpa: Come on, you pay first. Aunt: Girl, I'll pay for it. Attendant: Aunt, what size do you wear? Aunt: Hey,13947696666,6666. Attendant: Grandpa, what's your number? Grandpa: 13947698888, send it. Attendant: Aunt, how much do you pay? Auntie: (proudly) Last time, Xiaohu paid 20, but last week, Xiaohua paid 50, and didn't pay for half a month. This time, our old lady is very generous. Here (proudly), we paid 100. Attendant: Look straight at my aunt and say nothing. Aunt: Why, there are too many! Attendant: No! Auntie 100 is not enough. Aunt: What? Pay 20 lines, pay 50, why is it not enough for me to pay 100? When did you raise the price? Grandpa: (interjecting) Yes, this guy, as soon as he heard that we bought a mobile phone, the phone bill went up and the price went up. Why didn't he tell us? Attendant: Uncle and aunt, you have misunderstood. In order to thank customers, our mobile company has launched the service of giving away phone bills. You are a user of Shenzhouxing. According to the regulations, if the telephone bill you pay is within 200 yuan, we will give you 80 yuan. Isn't this equivalent to reducing your phone bill? But if you pay 100 yuan, you won't enjoy the discount. Aunt: Oh, so much phone bill. Girl, why didn't you say so earlier? Grandpa: Yes, there are such good things. What's the matter? No, I'm bragging. I can't live without money. I can lend you some! Not bragging. It costs a lot of money. Look at the money (take three 100 RMB and smash it in your hand)! Money makes the mare go. Let's go What's wrong with borrowing money Just say something small. Aunt: (angry) Wolf, don't make public. 200 yuan still beats me. Turn around. Grandpa: Just borrow money. Why should I turn around? Aunt: I can't spin. Grandpa: Don't turn. Aunt: I can't spin. Grandpa: Don't turn. Aunt: (unbuttoning his pants) Grandpa: (shyly) No, no, what is this? This bitch is a little crazy. I turned around. Auntie: (unbuckles his belt and takes out two pieces from his underwear 100) Grandpa: (turns around and looks at it) I was shocked and hid the money so tightly. Aunt: You are blind, dare you say that I have no money. (handing the money to the waiter) 100 yuan is enough? Attendant: Aunt pays 200 and returns 80. Please sign. Aunt: (signature) Attendant: Uncle, it's your turn. Grandpa: We don't have to dig around for money. After paying 200 yuan, it's still a little out. Go back and buy a racing car for my grandson to play with. Grandma Lao Zhang, don't laugh. Grandpa: (handing it to 200 yuan, there is still 100 yuan left) Attendant: (looking directly at Grandpa) Grandpa is not enough. Grandpa: This girl is full of nonsense. If she pays 200 to 80, why can't I pay 200? Attendant: Grandpa, that's what happened. This time we send out three types of phone bills. One is Shenzhouxing. This kind of customers send 200 yuan to 80 yuan, another kind is called M-Zone, which is returned to 400 yuan 160 yuan, and the other kind is () which is sent to 400 yuan at 1000 yuan. You old man, the card you use is of the M-Zone type, and you have to pay it to 400 yuan to enjoy this discount. Grandpa: Girl, do you mean that I enjoy more discounts than him? Attendant: Yes. Grandpa: So I must give it to 400 yuan? Attendant: That's right. If you pay less, there is no discount. Grandpa: 400,300 yuan, or 100, 100, 100 (difficult) (grandpa looked around but couldn't get it out) Aunt: No, I don't have any money. I can't live without money ... money makes the mare go, and not a penny can beat a hero. Grandpa: Girl, I won't hand it in. I'll hand it in tomorrow. Attendant: Grandpa, it will be late tomorrow. Today is the last day for us to send phone bills. There is no discount after today. Grandpa: Look at my aunt, the 100 yuan in her hand, and look at the girl (asking for help). Attendant: (got the message) Aunt, I think you both know each other, and maybe there are some relatives. Today, grandpa is in trouble. I think you will help him solve this problem. Aunt, can you lend him this 100 yuan first? Aunt: Girl, you are so kind. It's not that I don't help him. I want to buy a doll for my granddaughter at 100 yuan. He is an old man. He has been tactless since he was a child. He was angry with me just now, and I want to be angry with him. Seeing that your girl is kind-hearted and waits on her at home, I'll lend him the money first. Attendant: Grandpa, look, how nice my aunt is. Grandpa: It's too fall in price for men to borrow money from women. I won't lend this money. Auntie: Lao Wang, you ... (very angry) Waiter: (accompanied by bamboo board) Auntie, don't be angry. Don't be angry. Please calm down and let me talk. It is easier to walk with a partner than to cross the river. You two are getting old. You've been through a lot. What is this little thing? Just for fun. Aunt and uncle: Yes, son, we are joking, saying that we are just for fun and money. (Pay the fee and the music starts. The waiter sings and twists) Grandpa: My home is in Chifeng, by the Laoha River. Aunt: There are soybean sorghum all over the mountain. Grandpa: There are two poplars beside the green mountains and green waters. Aunt: A neat fence yard and a small grass house. Alas ... Attendant: The two old people are very fashionable. They used a new mobile phone. They have caught up with the good times of mobile, and their hearts are bright. Send text messages and make phone calls, and excellent service people are full of praise. Everything in the world is everywhere, and laughter is constant. Qi: Everything in the world is everywhere, laughing all over the sky! (modeling curtain call)