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What are cigarettes all over China ... They are all ...
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Hongyun Honghe Tobacco (Group) Co., Ltd.
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2 Yellow Crane Tower -08
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
2000 yuan/article
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3 Liqun-Leisure
Zhejiang China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1900 yuan/Article
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4 Su Yan Platinum Crystals
Jiangsu China tobacco industrial company
1900 yuan/Article
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& lt/p & gt; 5 Dragon-Prosperity
Guangxi China tobacco industrial company
1900 yuan/Article
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A joke about cigarettes: A gentleman was waiting for the green light at the crossroads, and a beggar knocked on the window and said, Give me some money.
The gentleman looked at it and said, I'll give you a cigarette.
The beggar said, I don't smoke. Give me some money.
The gentleman said, I have beer in my car. Let me give you a bottle of wine.
The beggar said, I don't drink. Give me some money.
Mr. Wang said: well, I'll take you to the mahjong room, I'll pay, you bet, and the winner is yours.
The beggar said, I don't gamble. Give me some money.
Mr. Wang said: I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy the "one-stop service", and I'll take it all.
The beggar said, I don't go whoring Give me some money. ....
Mr. Wang said, then get in the car and I'll take you back to show my wife what a good man who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble or go whoring is like!
6 Baisha and Tianxia
Hu' nan China tobacco industry co., ltd
1800 yuan/Article
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7 Yellow Crane Tower-19 16
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1800 yuan/Article
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8 Nanjing-Ninth Five-Year Plan
Jiangsu China tobacco industrial company
1800 yuan/Article
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9 diamonds-soft cloisonne
Hebei China tobacco industrial company
1800 yuan/Article
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10 Cordyceps sinensis-hard box
Inner Mongolia Kunming cigarette co., ltd
1600 yuan/Article
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1 1 double happiness-distinguished product
Guangdong China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1500 yuan/Article
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12 Yellow Crane Tower-Difficult Thanksgiving Day
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1500 yuan/Article
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13 purple gas comes from the east (it is said that it is difficult to buy)
Shanxi Kunming tobacco co., ltd
1400 yuan/Article
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14 Wang Furong-diamonds
Hu' nan China tobacco industry co., ltd
1300 yuan/Article
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15 Tian Zi-hard yellow
Chongqing tobacco industry co., ltd
1300 yuan/Article
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16 diaoyutai-hard cloisonne
Hongyun Honghe group Kunming cigarette factory
1200 yuan/Article
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17 Huaxi Village-Classic 196 1
Huaiyin cigarette factory
1200 yuan/Article
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This blog is provided by QQ: 6496477 1 If you can smoke, you must reprint and share! Share it with your friends. You can't be selfish Let's learn about the most luxurious cigarette brand in China!
18 Jinsheng-Shi Sheng Collection
Jiangxi China tobacco industrial company
1200 yuan/Article
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19 Panda-Collector's Edition (the earliest luxury cigarette after the liberation of China)
Shanghai Tobacco (Group) Company
1200 yuan/Article
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20 White Sands-Treasures and Cards
Hu' nan China tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan/article
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This blog is provided by QQ: 6496477 1 If you can smoke, you must reprint and share! Share it with your friends. You can't be selfish Let's learn about the most luxurious cigarette brand in China!
& lt/p & gt; 2 1 Changbai Mountain-Derong Tianxia
Jilin tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan/article
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22 Hao Di-Guofeng
He' nan China tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan/article
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23 Good Cat-Very Good Cat
Shaanxi China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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24 Good Days-Prosperous Times
Shenzhen tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan/article
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25 Hulunbeier-Golden Box
Hongyun Honghe group ulanhot cigarette factory
1000 yuan/article
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The joke about cigarettes: The wind is very strong, and a smoker is walking on the road. He took out a match and lit a cigarette. He struck the fire in the wind and said, "If you light one cigarette, you won't light it after three." Three matches were struck, but the smoke still didn't light. He said loudly, "You can't light more than seven matches, and you won't light cigarettes after seven!" "Four more matches were struck, but the cigarette still didn't light. He comforted himself softly: "Whatever, just smoke when you light it. "
26 Yellow Crane Tower-Ledao
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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27 Yellow Crane Tower-Q
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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28 Yellow Crane Tower-Wandering all over the sky
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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29 Yellow Crane Tower-Soft Thanksgiving Day
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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30 favorite-the favorite of heaven
Sichuan tobacco industry co., ltd
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32 Tian Zi-Hard Huang Kuan Edition
Chongqing tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan/article
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33 Yuxi-Jingjie
Hongta Tobacco (Group) Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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34 Clouds-Soft Gift Impression
Hongyun Honghe Tobacco (Group) Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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35 diamonds.-Great
Hebei China tobacco industrial company
1000 yuan/article
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36 Yellow Crane Tower-Pindao
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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37 Expensive Cigarettes-Shengshi
Guizhou China tobacco industry co., ltd
1000 yuan
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38 Diaoyutai (Shao Tong Factory)
The grade is high, and the output is not very large. Used to supply cigarettes to Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, but stopped production after merging with Honghe Tobacco Factory.
At present, cigarettes produced in Zhao Yan have become collectibles.
1000 yuan/article
& lt/A & gt; & lt/A & gt; About cigarette joke: Father: How dare you smoke behind my back and kill you with a stick! Son: Dad, don't hit me. I promise you, from now on, I will not smoke behind your back!
39 Yellow Crane Tower-Hard Sky Travel Wide Edition
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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40 Yellow Crane Tower-Soft 19 16
Hubei China Tobacco Industry Co., Ltd.
1000 yuan/article
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