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Ultimate joke?

The coffee shop is open

Guest: Do you have any cold coffee?

Attendant: No.

The guests have already left.

The next day.

Guest: Do you have any cold coffee?

Attendant: No.

The guests have already left.

The third day.

Guest: Do you have any cold coffee?

Attendant: No.

The guests have already left.

The fourth day.

Guest: Cold coffee again?

Attendant: Yes.

Guest: Please heat it for me. The boss wants a bowl of hot and sour powder, no pepper and no vinegar!

Several students were chatting in ......................................., and they talked about a historical figure.

A: What's his name again? I can't remember, the one with two words.

B: I can't remember. Just two words. that

D: It's "Nuga Hachi".

A and B: Yes, yes, yes, that's him. What are you most afraid of during the operation?

1, damn it! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

2.fire alarm! Fire alarm! Everybody evacuate!

Don't worry, I think this is sharp enough.

All right, class, today is our first experiment. Let's start!

5. She's going to explode! Take cover.

6. Who will call the janitor? We need a mop!

7. Has anyone seen where I put the scalpel?

8. Don't move! This is robbery!

9. hey! Hi! Get that back! You bad dog!

10, wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what is it?

1 1, come on, take a picture from this angle, this guy is really a monster!

12, you'd better keep this. They'll use it when they do the autopsy.

13. What is this thing doing here? Strange!

14, oh! Don't! My Rolex is missing!

15, can you stop that jumping thing? This makes me very uneasy.

16, look! Has anyone ever shed so much blood before and survived?

17, everybody stop! I dropped my contact lens!

18, nurse, has this person filled out the organ donation card?

19, I hope I didn't forget my glasses.