Any classic special jokes?

1. Xiaoming said to the teacher in English class: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said, go. Xiaoming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher, May I go to the toilet? The teacher said, go. Xiaoming sat down again. The classmate next to me couldn't help asking: Didn't you tell the teacher to go to the toilet? Why not go? Xiao Ming said: You didn't hear the teacher say "Fuck you"!

2. A couple in love. The girl was very insecure and said to her boyfriend, "Say I love you! ! Say it! Say it! Say it! "

The man replied, "It!"

An international student in America wants to take an international driver's license. Because I was so nervous during the exam, I saw the marking on the ground turn left.

He asked uneasily, Turn left?

The invigilator replied: Yes. So he immediately turned right. ...

A man who is also fluent in English went to the embassy and had a form to fill out, one of which was sex.

The man thought for a long time and decided to write "once a week".

The visa officer laughed and said, "This item needs to be filled in.

Male or female. "

The man immediately blushed, thought about it, and filled in "female". The official was stunned and said, "Shouldn't it be a man?"

The man quickly explained, "I am a normal man, so I have sex with a woman."

It is said that Clinton and the Pope died on the same day. God made a mistake and sent Clinton to heaven and the Pope to hell. After discovering the mistake, God immediately changed it back and they met on the road. Pope: Thank God, I can finally meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton (smirking): Sorry, it's too late.

7. In English class, the teacher asked the students, "How are you?" What do you mean? "A student replied," why are you? The teacher paused and asked, "How old are you?" "Then what?" The student thought for a moment and replied, "Why do you always do this?"

8. One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest in Sanlitun and said, I'm Liu Hongtao.

Foreign guests use authentic Beijing words: I am still Fang Qi!